Carefully Collected Posts for My Fellow Raccoons

They/them because I’m secretly three raccoons in a trench coat. We all take turns piloting. Reblogs based on which raccoon is in charge that day.

[oneheadtoanother]

[oneheadtoanother]

It says you're winning the argument and they want to pivot away from the subject. BLOOD IN THE WATER 🩸🩸🩸 you know what to do 🦈

[scribefindegil]

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Reblog this photo of a käpylehmä to have a käpylehmä in your blog

It's a trick! If you reblog you get TWO käpylehmäs in your blog!

[kevytmaitohorsma]

They're traditional Finnish toys, little cows made out of spruce cones, on their way to see the world from one tumblr blog to another

[books-bread-and-brigandage]

@elodieunderglass not horrible, but things with legs?

[elodieunderglass]

I’ll send them on their lovely journey, thank you!

[firewalkwithmedvd]

man if you're disabled you've GOT to find some way to make your fuckass body a source of pleasure whenever you can. jacking off. eating good food. wearing soft clothes. kissing an animal on the head. whatever you can do

[pocketss]

remove brain

[cerleansky]

The legacies people leave behind in you.

My handwriting is the same style as the teacher’s who I had when I was nine. I’m now twenty one and he’s been dead eight years but my i’s still curve the same way as his.

I watched the last season of a TV show recently but I started it with my friend in high school. We haven’t spoken in four years.

I make lentil soup through the recipe my gran gave me.

I curl my hair the way my best friend showed me.

I learned to love books because my father loved them first.

How terrifying, how excruciatingly painful to acknowledge this. That I am a jigsaw puzzle of everyone I have briefly known and loved. I carry them on with me even if I don’t know it. How beautiful.

[speaklavenderthoughts-deactivat]

absolutely obsessed with these tags

[zxid]

collection

[fishlung8877]

[podcastwizard]

saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.

[avelera]

I’m a big fan of reenactment archaeology. I think there’s a lot to be said for recreating a scenario to better understand decisions made in generations past. Usually there’s an inherent logic to them.

Which is to say, that now that I have a baby of my own, I understand so much better the common cultural practice in which unmarried women wear their hair loose and uncovered, while married women have their hair covered and/or bound back.

I doubt it was just for modesty, oh no. No, my friends, I see now that the reason for this common practice of mothers binding back their hair is because there is nothing, I mean nothing, a baby love more than YANKING EVERY STRAND OF HAIR THAT COMES WITHIN GRABBING DISTANCE OF THEIR STICKY, SWEATY, AND IMPOSSIBLY STRONG LITTLE HANDS.

[nalivaa]

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

[lelouch]

they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I love it when they make games to upset Brennan specifically

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This man has typecast himself into a role so specific that he can't do normal Game Changer eps any more. Any Game Changer ep he's in has to torture him personally or it's a waste of perfectly good Brennan. Pray for him.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Dance fucker dance

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#the moment from that first screenshot is when i checked the time and went#''we are 3.5 minutes into this episode and brennan is already trying to kill sam with his mind''#dropout

I also love it on Game Changer where he gets momentarily furious at another player and avoids starting shit with them by just taking a lil walk around the set to calm down. He got so upset.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#game changer is a show about brennan lee mulligan and sam reich trying to kill each other in progressively more unhinged ways

And Breaking News is a game about Grant O'Brien and Sam Reich trying to kill each other in progressively more unhinged ways. Sam is picking so many battles.

[jan-pipijan]

dropout is a studio of people all in spy vs spy level shenanigans with everyone else at all times for our entertainment

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You can tell that they used to be youtubers. It's in the bones of the company.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

do all animal control people refer to putting an animal to sleep as Returning To Manufacturer or is my brother just displaying behaviors again

[deadpowol]

[tahthetrickster]

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[targetedknowledge]

[fandom-man]

[charlesoberonn]

Two conclusions to be drawn from this picture:

1 - the geese in the background show that the fake coyote doesn't deter geese

2 - the fact they needed to put up a sign implies that the fake coyote did deter humans

[infectiouspiss]

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.