Leviathan's Claw @caressofdeath - Tumblr Blog

"I somehow got lost in a place called Eorzea? Not sure how that happened."

#IC #//Mostly doing this to show people that I'm not gone or anything #//FFXIV released its new expansion and I've been very absorbed

//I am cursed by this man. I had a dream about him and it wasn't even that exciting!

#ooc #help meeeeeeeeee

mistfallenmemes

Send me hc + a word of your choosing and I’ll write a headcanon relating to that word!

Or send hc + two words and I’ll try and come up with one that links those two things together!

#{Ask meme}

"O-oh, I just remembered the time a young man tried to j-join Ruin's Gate, a-and he was a good kid. B-but he did b-break one of the blastia we were trying to excavate..." After a small silence, Regaey snapped his fingers, causing a puff of smoke to appear.

When the smoke fades, Yeager is there, sighing.

"It vas one that vould have fetched a high price but alas..."

#{musings}#//is he talking to himself? perhaps #//This is very random #//and yes he's talking about Karol

Independent Yeager RP blog Sideblog to @retiredconductor OC, AU, Crossover friendly | SFW

Rules

#{promo}#//I haven't done a promo in years #//please forgive the image lol

//I love them....

#ooc #//Seeing this trio in the big Rays art made me so happy like you have no idea

rpmusings-galore

honestly…

i thought that

i would be

( d e a d )

by now…

#{Musings}

oceansprompts

text message prompts

[text] You okay?

[text] GO TO BED!

[text] hey you better be alive in there

[text] SOS save me please holy shit

[text] call me this date is going so bad

[text] I have way too much shit to do.

[text] Honestly I'm really worried about you.

[text] Why are you trending on Twitter?

[text] Please let me come over and pet your (pet).

[text] We are in the same building, you could come talk to me.

[text] It's not going to work out.

[text] This is a terrible idea.

[text] people have fetishes

[text] They really do crucify anyone these days huh

[text] I don't know why but that really means me want to stab you

[text] That movie was awful.

[text] For the love of god please help me

[text] I fucked up. I fucked up really bad.

[text] I'm blocking you.

[text] YOU ONE BRAINCELLED BITCH

[text] I regret swiping right.

[text] Everyone lies on their dating profiles.

[text] That absolutely can't be an actual picture of you.

[text] This forced open my third eye and I saw the devil

[text] I'm like a child in line for the newest fucked up disney ride

[text] That's just all fucking sorts of fucked up

[text] Why are we here? To suffer? Every other day I get messages that cause pain

[text] In the department of old man fucking, we've got you beat.

[text] have you gotten any work done?

[text] I am beyond shame, try again

[text] You left your left your underwear at my place.

[text] Don't you dare put this on Facebook.

[text] My brother in Christ you're being haunted

[text] I want to wring you like a wet towel and slap you against a wall

[text] The mind is weak but the body is funky

[text] I'm a zombie the law can't stop me.

[text] Jealous of my massive honkers

[text] We left you to die to play minecraft

[text] She would never ever take away one of these stupid fucking hats

[text] I puked all over the Uber driver's backseat.

[text] I just took a screenshot of that and posted it to Reddit

[text] You said you'd be right back and it's been months.

[text] Can't we talk about this face to face?

[text] Yeah, you'll come learn I just have a thing for milk

[text] Why did you like one of my pics from 2014?

[text] Now's as good a time as any to exchange nudes.

[text] Why would you send me an eggplant emoji?

[text] I write five paragraphs, pouring my heart out, and all you reply with is k?!

[text] Who would dare to lie on the internet?

[text] When I die, please delete all my shit off the internet

[text] He's so hot, I briefly started texting like a straight person

[text] And because I'm god and I've decided that; no, in fact, I'm not done.

[text] I know you love bloopy reggae jams, now is not the time.

[text] You better not be standing catatonic in your room again.

[text] God has abandoned his children but unfortunately for you I pay child support and I will smite thee.

[text]: My neighbor just told me he can fix my water heater for 50 bucks. I’m skeptical.

[text]: Do you have any idea how much it costs to buy apples? I paid 10 dollars for 6.

[text]: I mean, I wouldn’t say I have a problem with buying Squishmallows..

[text]: Hey, so you know how you told me no dog? *sends pic* I don’t do well with no’s.

[text] Stuart Little is a bitch and Remy could take him any day.

[text]: My roommate just said that Lola Bunny is hot. I’m moving out.

[text]: Hey I posted that vid of you drunk, singing Ariana Grande, wearing all black and people said not to do it again. Sorry.

[text]: Do you think the price is ever right? Like, I feel like it’s not.

[text]: I booped your nose. Boop the last five people you texted or–nothing happens really.

[text]: I’m actually in the ER and it’s a long story that involves Best Day Ever from spongebob.

[text]: I fucking hate you–wait you’re not my ex. Who are you?

[text]: You ever ask yourself if birds see a bee and just go ‘wow a bee’? im high.

[text]: sometimes all i think about is–sour patch kids. bet you thought it was you.

[text]: I love you—not as much as I love my dog. But still a lot!

[text]: I found a cat on the way home and now it’s mine. But it hates my guts so this should be fun.

[text]: I have questions about the marvel cinematic universe…how long do you have?

[text]: why do donald duck and winnie the pooh not have to wear pants but other people do?

[text]: Hey you know that show floor is lava? I may have turned the apartment into that..this isn’t a joke, btw. the floor is sticky.

[text]: I bought too much soap off etsy and now I don’t know what to do with it…I smell like Captain America.

[text]: On a scale of one to ten, how many drinks would you need to sleep with me? This isn’t a tiktok trend…or it is.

#{Ask meme}

caressofdeath

"Indeed." He then remains silent for a few minutes. "Heh, uncertain at best. But it's somezhing I'll get used to eventually." Shrugging, he gives Raven a small smirk.

talesofourworlds

"Yeah... that sounds about right," he said. "You'll get used to it. And hey, ya got Gauche and Droite still." If they even knew he was alive still. ...Did they know?

"If ya haven't already, ya prob'ly oughta try an' find 'em. They were real torn up about what happened..."

caressofdeath

"Oh they vere the first ones to know."

"And you vould not believe how hard they hugged me. My back is still feeling it days later." Despite sighing, he embraced them just as hard when he saw them again.

#IC #[Returning from the depths]#[queued claw]#//sorry that this took a bit!#//NEVERRR

//Me at the beginning of this week:

Oh I'll work on re doing Yeager surviving AU, it won't be too bad to do.

//Me at the end of the week:

#ooc #//HELP....

caressofdeath

"...I see you're still kicking." Perhaps he got lucky or something didn't want him dead again, but he's still alive.

talesofourworlds

"Yeah... fate still hasn't found a way ta do me in, I guess," he said. Funny, that. But he'd promised those kids in Brave Vesperia that he'd live. He intended to do just that.

"Guess that makes two of us. How... d'ya feel about that?"

caressofdeath

"Indeed." He then remains silent for a few minutes. "Heh, uncertain at best. But it's somezhing I'll get used to eventually." Shrugging, he gives Raven a small smirk.

#IC #{Returning from the Depths}#//ahdfkjdhfkjds omg!#//They can not be separated TAT #[queued claw]

talesofourworlds

"...So it has." How??

caressofdeath

"...I see you're still kicking." Perhaps he got lucky or something didn't want him dead again, but he's still alive.

#IC #//Oh he's been one of my favorites for YEARS #//someone's gotta give him some love #[queued claw]

cataclysmus

“I highly doubt that…. Explain.”

caressofdeath

"Perhaps someone or something didn't vant me dead for a second time."

#IC #//oooh danggg #//I don't remember how long I've had Yeager around for lol #[queued claw]

//It's still munday, so I'm just putting the fact that I have the dad and daughters(plus healer) in JP Rays

#ooc #It's been almost three years since this trio was added #AND I can not separate them by any means

//I know it's a little too early for an ooc post on here, but I didn't expect to people to be excited to have my Yeager back. I'll try to do stuff on him more. And maybe draw him or something idk.

#ooc #Got the brain worms for the man so might as well work with em