son of a bitch and edgar allan poe

[criticalsorcery]

Soulmates first meetings Dirt vs Mustard

[figure82000]

why did ezra miller in fantastic beasts look like this guy

[astrotheyge]

Harry Potter And The Cursed Child, JK Rowling, 2016

[drowsybutcher-deactivated202411]

[cake-full-of-fist]

READY TO HOLD MY HAND FOR ALL ETERNITY FUCKBOY ?

[andnowtherunaways]

Laura Jane Grace of Against Me! on whether or not daughter Evelyn might start a singing career (x)

[morepayne]

[carinayomamma]

someone: we both said some things we didn't mean

me, thinking about how i was right and absolutely meant everything i said: ......... sure did, pal

[lesbianlucillesharpe]

since 1962 everybody

[dailysturner]

Sophie Turner and Kit Harington, winners of Best Drama Series for ‘Game of Thrones’, pose in the press room during the 68th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards at Microsoft Theater on September 18, 2016 in Los Angeles, California.

[fallforwatsonmoved-blog]

[theshells]

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

[lunapics]

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

[lightspeedsound]

Hermione Granger also: 

punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 

purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 

literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)

Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 

Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 

Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad. 

[manybodies]

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

[a-resilient-heart-deactivated20]

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

[gidguard]

[carinayomamma]

Steve: (ノ ゜Д゜)ノ WHATS HAPPENING???

Nancy: (ง •̀_•́)ง

Jonathan: (ง •̀_•́)ง

Steve: (ノ ゜Д゜)ノ

Steve: ( ง ゜Д゜)ง

[cestnepasuneblog]

How to be an adult: 1) Your hot water has run out. Painstakingly fill the bath with water boiled in the kettle and on the stove. It’s lukewarm. It’ll do. 2) Discover the jets make the water warmer. They also give you a good five centimetres of bubbles. There are no downsides. 3) Look at the bubbles. Now back to your face. Now back to the bubbles. A beard wouldn’t suit you. At least now you know. 4) Accidentally slip and roll over. Pretend you did it on purpose. Take advantage of the situation, and sing as much of ‘Part of your World’ as you know off by heart. Discover it’s not that much. Be disappointed, but not too disappointed, because you’re still a mermaid.

[carinayomamma]

person: why are you sad?

me: i don't know

person: no reason?

me: oh no there are plenty of reasons,i'm just not sure which one it is this time.

[cestnepasuneblog]

Look it is a face

[lexa-clarke]

Eliza + ships: a summary

[deceive-remade-deactivated20171]

me not understanding a movie: wow… the cinnamon tography

[ink-pedia]

Tasha Wild