[carlegendslaegodsend]

we out here

[carlegendslaegodsend]

[jesuszilla]

i was trying to send a picture to my friends but i accidentally sent it to my family group message instead and it was the worst possible one…

[mxnrique]

ok but did they respond???

[knifefightscene]

[thorgyorgy]

[nasfera2]

Patti LaBelle’s live performance of “This Christmas” will never not be funny 😂

[kristenwiiggle]

thanksgivings over its christmas.

[pazdelahuertafanclub2005-deacti]

men really think i care. This is literally what i look like when they say anything

[emoticore-deactivated20190219]

Pedos: I bet all the antis are just having a blast at our expense!

Me:

[bangurz]

me: h-

blonde republican women:

[meanplastic]

[vampireofcolorr-deactivated2018]

[philllosophical]

me whenever beyoncé’s says “stop” in feelin myself

[cyclizine-sickness]

This child is too precious I swear

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

lmfaoooo i love her

[movedtoscammer-deactivated20190]

I hate smelling cooked shrimp cause my ex bf’s dick smelled JUST like it and after i had been went down on him for months one day he tells me he’s never pulled back his foreskin before in his life. He had never cleaned under there ever. That nasty motherfucker must of had pounds of cottage cheese crusty ass smegma under there and i was putting that shit in my mouf. never complain about anything again because IM the one thats had it the worst.

[racefaker]

So who else had a good weekend? Any new songs you’re listening to or any new movies?

[alolanmukbang]

everyone go see A Star Is Born

[contraception-deactivated202011]

Me laughing with homosexuals: hehehe that’s funty!

[breathtakingqueens]

‘On stage, she says, she always felt absolved – nobody was angry with her up there. It was her offstage life that she had to work on. Up there she will climb the scaffolding, holding on with one hand, leaping into the crowd and ripping her top off when she gets too sweaty. After those nights it’s quite hard for her to return to earth. Everything, she explains, starts to take on a magical significance. There will be moments – sitting in a friend’s room watching TV, for instance – when, sleep-deprived and sober, she will be suddenly awed. “Mundane moments become incredibly profound. The performing, the transcendence, then sitting watching TV – all can coexist, and the mundane makes the magical. Maybe I’m trying to hold on to normalcy. Maybe because being onstage has become normal, the pockets of peace seem really wild. But I treasure them.”’ - Florence Welch photographed by Phil Fisk for The Observer (June 2018)

[popliteal]

Today I learned that in Greek Mythology there were a group of gods who were commonly associated with Aphrodite and basically they were angels except gay and would put homoerotic thoughts into people’s heads and just cause chaos and trouble in their free time. They were called the Erotes and the most famous from the group is Himeros, son of Aphrodite, and God of Sexual Desire.

[hoebutmadefashion]

lay back… and feast as this audio guides you through new and exciting positions 

[with-practice]

[greyfur]

mosquitoes sucking my blood the second i step outside

[brazilshit]