Ryan

Ryan ~ 26 ~ Webbed Bouce

[lizardsister]

reblog if they saved your life.

[lettheladylead]

can you draw something for me to masturbate to

sure

good luck!

[dustinkcouch]

does anyone have advice for being more assertive in situations like this?

[thydungeongal]

Weird gaming fact: in Sonic Adventure 2 there's a strange glitch where whenever Rouge the Bat is on screen my penis becomes erect

[visualeffex]

why are you so nervous avatar

[jessebloom]

i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies

[ashyfurz]

[bat-demon]

. that is a serial killer

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[scoes]

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[thememedaddy]

[unusual]

[rhythmicquietude]

go huskies

[moetivation]

[spring-ephemeral]

me when i like the 2-3h movie: directors should never have to compromise their vision to appeal to something as fickle as people's "patience". anyone complaining about the movie's length is simply a tiktok-addicted philistine.

me when i don't like the 2-3h movie: once i become god emperor of earth anyone trying to make a movie longer than 90 minutes will be shot.

[cartooncoyote]

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

[satanblessitt-deactivated201608]

There is no way this is a porno

[zombiesahoy]

This is the best porno there has ever been.

[usingtimewisely]

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

[foldingfittedsheets]

I hope today someone is in the lucky 10,000 and sees this for the first time.

[dear-julien]

would you cherish me if i was a lemon

[acidhues]

[lintufriikki]

obamasmomjeans said: I always pictured archie with a hairier chest. Like, 70’s heartthrob hairy

hairy bear archie more like hell yea

[ryan-sometimes]

I’m not falling for the propaganda trying to tear apart the LGBTQ acronym, you can pry this community out of my cold dead hands. I love lesbians I love gay men I love bisexuals I love trans people I love nonbinaries and drag queens and kings I love asexuals I love the kinky people at pride I love all queerness get that divisive shit away from me I’m so serious

[bartmobile]

marge was born to hag she literally should be at the club with her group of gay guys she should be on poppers tipping the dolls. homer took everything away from her he makes me sick