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satanic-paladin-deactivated2021

Imagine being the opponent, top of game one of the best in the world, making eye contact as you pass the leader of the race who stopped for some ducks, only to have that same person eclipse you by 30 fucking seconds before you reach the finish line. You would never get in a boat again.

unclefather

We have two main holes on our lower half. Our buttholes and our nut holes. Also the Aretha

bonechomper

Franklin??????????????

unclefather

The Turtle?

clawsfangs

the rush of validation i experience when the nurse looks at my arm and says “oh you have good veins” like yes my veins are so luscious and juicy stop or you’re gonna make my dick hard

clawsfangs

misfit-toy-haven

My nurses always tell me I have evil and fucked up veins. We are not the same

clawsfangs

sorry for being perfect in every conceivable way. it’s not my fault.

alrightzuko

ENOUGH is EnOUgH

flex on em

EXCUSE ME?

That reveal though

pleasetrysomethingelse

imthegirlwhowaited

the russian commentary is truly the best part though

“He’s huge!! So chubby!”

“Is he gonna goddamn dive already for fuck’s sake?”

“Just let him catch his breath, let him catch his breath!”

kraznyoktyabr

That is a Steller’s sea lion. Adult males can get up to 2500 pounds. Big suckers. Only things larger in the pinniped family are walruses and elephant seals.

They can also hold their breath for 20 minutes so he probably wasn’t too stressed from being caught in the net.

They tend to follow fishing boats and steal fish from the nets, as well as eat the bycatch that’s thrown overboard, because it’s less effort. This guy probably was trying to steal fish just at exactly the wrong time.