[night-unfurls-its-splendour]

OK GUYS.

Since I've experienced many headaches trying to find ALL THE TWILIGHT FONTS I'm here to give you a complete master rundown of all the fonts used in the Twilight books (those that I own at least) as far as I know.

SO.

1. The Twilight Title Font - Zephyr

This font is used for the titles (no caps) of all the main series books, including Midnight Sun (it is not used for Life and Death: Twilight Reimagined). It is also used in The Twilight Saga: The Official Illustrated Guide, for the all-red divider pages within sections (Ex. "Covens") and as the font for the Coven Headers and character homes headers (Ex. The Volturi, and The Volturi Lair). This is the easiest font to identify that is used in the series.

2. Character Handwriting Fonts

All of the character's handwriting fonts are ridiculously easy to find and here they are:

1. Bella's - Pablo

2. Edward's - Carmilla

3. Alice's - Joe Hand

4. Jacob's - "Almagro"

5. Charlie's - Asa

6. Aro's - Lucida Blackletter

3. Body Text

Here's where my deep dive required a LOT MORE DETECTIVE WORK.

1. Easier to find was the body font for the main series books: American Garamond BT. Most important distinction here from standard Garamond is the style of the number characters.

2. Requiring old fashioned elbow grease was the body text font for Midnight Sun: Sabon. I identified this by the italics.

4. Chapter Title Fonts

WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED that this would be the biggest headache in the whole venture?

Midnight Sun was fairly easy, since I'm fairly certain the title font for that is a bog standard Arial. Nothing distinguishing, very easy.

THE MAIN SERIES, ON THE OTHER HAND I'm still not certain i have nailed down, but after a whole week of searching the closest I've come is to pop in "News Cycle" and scale up to 150%.

So there you go everyone. all the fonts. If i missed one that you might need identified for any fanfiction related reason, do please send me a snap of the font in the book and i will try and track it down.

[carlislestan]

oh man this takes me back to 7th grade when i carried around a sheet of paper with the alphabet in edward's font in a poor attempt to adopt his handwriting

[yeehaw-vampire]

Emmett McCarty | “With the dark curls...the dimples that showed even while he was grimacing in pain...the strange innocence that seemed so out of place on a grown man’s face...he reminded me of Vera’s little Henry.”

[edwardsvolvo]

i can imagine edward being snobbish and melancholy about what “modern day music has become” meanwhile alice and emmett are blasting pop like 

[shinyvampireass]

300+-year-old Carlisle with Edward when Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepson comes on:

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

it would've been 100% funnier if Edward's approach to getting Bella to appreciate her humanity was less begging her to not be a vampire and more....forcing himself to hang out with her human friends so she has a normal teenage experience lmao

could you imagine Edward Cullen at like...a high school football game?

getting dragged to an amusement park on senior ditch day

at some party and he has to pretend to be drunk to fit in with all the others

Mike, Eric, Tyler and Ben all start insisting on calling him Eddie

he goes on shopping trips with the girls because he's the only one with a running car that also has trunk space for their bags

he starts using his mind reading powers for The Gossip(tm) and Jessica is absolutely obsessed...finally someone with decent intell

God at some party everyone's lowkey high and they start playing truth or dare and Edward's using his powers to choose the least embarrassing option but Bella catches on and Edward Trusts Her so she picks him and he's expecting something tame like...truth what's your favorite color, dare kiss me or something lol but Bella looks him in the eyes and with no mercy dares him to strip tease while rapping an Eminem song. Mike films it. Edward didn't talk to her at all the next day lmao

they all go see a horror movie together and to Bella's absolute delight 1) it turns out to be a vampire movie and 2) Edward falls for every single jump scare

The Guys(tm) invite Edward to some weird bro bonding sleep over and Edward's expecting to be bored out of his mind without Bella but 3 redbulls, 2 video games and one ouija board session later they're all crying about their deepest fears to each other. Edward's telling them he's scared that if Bella marries him it will doom her eternal soul to hell but he can't live without her and they're like 'Eddie dude that's so specific calm down' 'have you considered therapy man??' 'bro you guys are 17'

Edward and Bella get roped into helping out with the senior prank and it goes t e r r i b l y. First time in half a century one of the Cullens have gotten suspended from school lmao

he sneaks Angela's little brothers candy every time they hang out at her house

Jessica begs him to tell her what Rosalie's skincare routine is but the vampire's don't even really have to shower they can just wipe stuff off and be good to go and he knows Nothing about skincare so he panics and tells her something absolutely batshit that nearly ruins her skin and Bella and Esme make him treat Jess to a spa day as an apology and Rose searches up everything on human skincare and buys some stuff for her

GOD can you imagine how helpful it would of been during eclipse to have completely non-objective friends chime in on the love triangle bullshit...Edward can vent about it without mentioning the vampire's and werewolves and they can tell him he's being dumb because she's clearly head over heels for him and is just friends with Jake

He's like 'but what if she stops loving me,,,' and they're like 'dude she's literally wedding planning with your sister and mom right now please shut the fuck up'

one day they plan a beach trip to somewhere other than La Push and it's cloudy enough that Edward should be fine if he keeps a shirt on and from then on the group has a mission: See Edward Shirtless. they go to LENGTHS. switching into his gym class. spilling things on him. begging Bella to take pictures for them. Good Christian Edward(tm) is scandalized but Bella thinks it's hilarious and keeps telling them he had crazy tattoos

Edward trying to fake pop culture knowledge to fit in but it's not working so he actually has to start paying attention to shit from the current decade and now he won't stop ranting to Bella about Harry Potter and he's very invested in Britney Spears' mental health

Edward trying to decode text talk and everyone makes fun of him bc he texts like a grandpa

Edward after one joint is on a full rant about how America should have handled the Spanish Influenza- like he has a detailed list of complaints and ideas- and everyone is like 'Bella I know he's rich but he's such a nerd Are You Sure you love him' skdjjdmd

anyway. let the old man act like a teenager for once. as a treat.

[carlislestan]

hello i love stoner bella very much, please accept these headcanons

bella and jacob dedicate saturdays to getting stoned together. they eat an ungodly amount of junk food, show each other their latest favorite music, and make tiktoks (they of course become tiktok famous)

bella can clear a 6 foot bong

bella has made it a goal of hers to smoke with every cullen because shut the fuck up vampires can totally get high, so far she's roped in emmett and alice

bella often invites edward to smoke with her (no pressure!) but old fashioned eddie is too scared

emmett and bella always end up playing video games or discussing cryptids like mothman, bigfoot, etc. and whether they're real. "it has to be real" "there's no way" "BELLA YOU KNOW VAMPIRES"

alice loves to do bella's makeup when they're stoned, and bella loves the feeling of the brushes on her face

[angrywerewolfwife]

This is excellent and additionally,

Charlie knows and doesn't give a shit, he's just glad she has something that helps her feel better. Plus he knows it's a her-and-Jake thing that Edward never participates in so that's a big plus for him

After she becomes a vampire, she and Jake still smoke up together. It doesn't feel the same as when she was human, but the smell and feeling of the smoke in her lungs is so relaxing that she still really enjoys it

Her favourite munchy foods are just a whole bag of cereal eaten by hand or cold left over pizza

[gayvampiretown]

inspired by the ruff bois, seth and edward start a podcast during the pandemic called the soff bois where seth reads uplifting haikus hes written himself and edward plays soothing piano music in the background

*soft dj voice* “Hello everyone, welcome to the Soff Bois, a calming distraction from whatever is going on with you personally, I’m your host, Edward Cullen.”

“And I’m your other host, Seth Clearwater.”

“Now Seth, it’s my understanding that you’ve written a haiku about the beauty of springtime, is that correct?”

“That is correct, thank you so much for your interest. I was inspired by-“

*loud bang* *distant screaming* “FUCK YOU, JACOB!”

“YOU WISH EMMETT!!!”

*piano intensifies* “Seth lets go ahead and hear that poem and feel free to just raise your voice a bit”

[carlislestan]

hello i love stoner bella very much, please accept these headcanons

bella and jacob dedicate saturdays to getting stoned together. they eat an ungodly amount of junk food, show each other their latest favorite music, and make tiktoks (they of course become tiktok famous)

bella can clear a 6 foot bong

bella has made it a goal of hers to smoke with every cullen because shut the fuck up vampires can totally get high, so far she's roped in emmett and alice

bella often invites edward to smoke with her (no pressure!) but old fashioned eddie is too scared

emmett and bella always end up playing video games or discussing cryptids like mothman, bigfoot, etc. and whether they're real. "it has to be real" "there's no way" "BELLA YOU KNOW VAMPIRES"

alice loves to do bella's makeup when they're stoned, and bella loves the feeling of the brushes on her face

[ohyoudosmellgood]

this is esme‘s „i’ve found myself a new daughter“ look

[irisjumble]

Emmett x Rosalie aesthetic ~

“He’s exactly the kind of person that someone like me needs. And, oddly enough, he needs me, too.”

[joy-the-vamp]

emmett wrote this about carlisle on the sidewalk outside the cullens house but on purpose

[densewentz]

A little misdirection jalice here to steal ur girl listen jasper and alice can get it. Team who? assorted twilight trash (5/?)

[thecullenclan]

Ashley Greene didn’t have to do that high kick when pitching the ball in Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke but like…

She knew what she was doing

[carlislestan]

just wanted to say i love stoner bella and it's absolutely canon

[amyadamses]

“This wasn’t a choice between you and Jacob. It was between who I should be and who I am. I’ve always felt out of step. Like literally stumbling through my life. I’ve never felt normal, because I’m not normal, and I don’t wanna be. I’ve had to face death and loss and pain in your world, but I’ve also never felt stronger, like more real, more myself, because it’s my world too. It’s where I belong.“ The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) dir. David Slade

[emmettmccartycullen]

au where James is so forgettable in twilight and no one takes him seriously as a threat that he calls Bella to ask her to meet at the ballet studio and she’s just like

[emmettmccartycullen]

@edwardsaginger excuse you this is hilarious and deserves to be on the post

[rosaalee]

bella & emmett chaotic ❤️

[fiddlesolo]