[hatake]

me: (has super negative thought)

me: thank you Captain Edge Lord can we please hear from someone else today

[carlyskribbles]

me to other people my age: it’s totally okay to not be doing much your first year out of high school - you just finished 12+ years of constant schooling. Chill for a few months, just do your job, just have a cozy university life, have a gap year. No one’s expecting you to do anything huge.

me to me: you’re a fucking failure at everything i hate you

[screenshotsofdespair]

Some of the best screenshots of despair are irl.

[officialunitedstates]

i hate pacman.  stop eating all the dots.  leave some dots for the rest of us you stupid piece of circle

[setitoffband]

Don’t sleep on this sweet deal. Head to equalvision.merchnow.com to pick up something of ours.

[setitoffband]

Halloween is almost here so we decided to have a pumpkin carving contest, let you pick your favorite and then smash the losing pumpkin. See more videos HERE!

[jeffdemunn-deactivated20181029]

never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride

[clintbarthon]

i hate when we’re in a car and someone is dying to make small talk, like, cant you see im doing my dramatic stare here

[aphony-cree]

*extremely social person seeing my dramatic stare and completely misinterpreting it* You’re obviously as bored as I am… 

[prekrasnoe-mgnovenie]

[jakovu]

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

this is one of my favorite videos

i love how she hits him

[since1969]

i have replayed this like 15 times now

[rhymeswitheight-blog]

ANDY.

[arielsfunblr]

This gave me life.

[ppyajunebug]

CHRIS PRATT IS THE BEST IMPROVISER I CAN’T

[outofcontextarthur]

[agirlnamedally]

Buster is a true advocate for confidence and self love

[sofachips]

[90s90s90s]

when the beat drop

[mattandjones]

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

[meanplastic]

[mrcheyl]

[jehovahhthickness]

How I want my bank account to look like by 25.

[amemoryofkaye]

Claiming it.

[clatchetuniversity]

Waaaaay up 🙏🏾

[muvadiam]

11:11am on the receipt.

[amethystafrodite]

Reblog for prosperity, and success. May you always have what you need.

[honeychaigoddess]

That’s what I’m saying

[stanleighhh]

In other words, this is the ATM receipt, reblog and money will come your way.

[frankpagmanua-deactivated201712]

Doesn’t hurt to try.

[pudgiethechef]

I’m 26 :( lol

[earthdad]

me: whats up?

some alternative girl with anime character icon: just watering my plants and looking at my cactus they are gentle and smol like me

me:

[starwarsolo]

Pennywise: want a bal-

me:

[ruinedchildhood]

[carlyskribbles]

With Cody's new video for that's what I like, where he's humping a pillow whilst in gold pants, I can't help but think of the straight face of whoever had to film it. Or if he had the camera on a tripod and one of the guys just walked in on him at the wrong moment