puking rainbows due to happiness

[carmelasq]

Thanks, @_beaoria

[wheeloffortune-design]

I’d like to thank my friend Avistew Teague for translating this!

[musinvenusian]

I LOVE THIS

[terraflarensfw-deactivated20181]

Such a good explanation of actual feminism, rather than what most people think it is!

[buzzfeednews]

Women Are Fighting Back Against Street Harassment With #NoWomanEver

[navarrra]

[stayforthecredits]

She cultivates a taste for small pleasures: dipping her hand into sacks of grain, cracking crème brûlée with a teaspoon, and skipping stones at St. Martin’s Canal.

[ohtherandoms]

[yamcha]

I wanna travel 🗣

[creamycumshot-deactivated201606]

Then travel 📢

[yamcha]

[quotemadness]

Surround yourself with people who make you happy. People who make you laugh, who help you when you’re in need. People who genuinely care. They are the ones worth keeping in your life. Everyone else is just passing through.

Karl Marx (via quotemadness)

[carmelasq]

<INSERT HAPPY BY SQUARE HEADS>

[ishipitlikeups]

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS.

[fantasising-about-escape-blog]

[ratbrick]

OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

[iwritewithaposionpen-hasmoved]

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

[dirtinthenails]

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

[swanofmischief]

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

[radical-sin-deactivated20140212]

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

[enregize-deactivated20180729]

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

[arsenalqueened-deactivated20150]

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

[underneath-corktrees]

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

[murdock]

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

[girlyghosty]

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

[strawberryoverlord]

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

[offvocalremade]

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

[aeolus06]

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

[politenuclearbomb]

theres a dead body

[carmelasq]

[carmelasq]

Dito sa Eng Beeee Tiiiin

Eng Bee Tin's jingle...can I get this on Spotify?

[movies-quotes]

[carmelasq]

Walking around a bookstore with no money:

Me: *stroking the books* I'll come back for you.

[archieandrewx]

Happy New Year!

[carmelasq]

For the good times and the bad, thank you, 2015.

[pastel-blunts]

Stop slut shaming girls with big boobs and/or an ass. They wear the shit skinny girls wear but are immediately associated with being a hoe because it fits them differently.

[ewrenee-deactivated20160504]

FUCK YES SCREAM THIS SHIT FUCKING LOUDER