I have a PhD in dumassery

multi fandom chill blog for whatever's sakes. i've been on Tumblr longer than some of you have been alive so I literally do not give a care about anything petty anymore. Adult. Any pronouns.

[yakovski]

Stupid fuckin soppy wet cat

[and-fishing-equipment]

"i don't comment on ao3 because i don't wanna be annoying or weird" skill issue + you greatly underestimate the power dynamic here, writing multi paragraph comments is like feeding a bunch of deeply insane and possibly starved ducks at the park and watch them go completely mad over having received a piece of bread

[reliquarian]

'being obsessed with your ocs is so embarrassing' no it isn't. we're returning to our noble roots of playing dolls. stop self depricating and tell me about your guy.

[thingsfromthedirt]

[geezus-louisus]

fuck that baby shoes story. this is the shortest saddest story ever told.

[1000fingers]

Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood

[icytwaine]

These mirrors just look so fun to play around with, how could Bee resist? ^_^

[briarhearts-art]

new au just dropped

[carmelblood]

made another self indulgent Ratchet x oc fic, hope yall enjoy

[birdsandcake]

Part one of character requests from insta!! There are many more to come <|:]

[izsheum]

I need more wife content please, ratchet..ratchet.. come home ratchet.. ratchet… ratchet…

Ps I’m eating your art

sobbing crying as i see you walk off with an art-shaped lump in your throat

have the girlfailure with a phd — i didn’t quite know Which design is preferred but i always default to prime 💔

[taijahfern]

human customs

[kawareo]

My only new year's resolution is to leave more comments on AO3

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

you know a fic is good when it has this

[princessofthevalley5]

i get so happy when people that are new to fanfic writing, or just writing in general, post their work on ao3. despite their doubts, despite their fear of something so personal and vulnerable being perceived, they still press that button, and i turn into the equivalent to a proud mom cheering on the sidelines. like yes! you did that! your work is worth seeing! you deserve to share your passion for and be part of a community! i’m so proud of you!

[floretissogay]

loveee reading multiple fics by the same author and seeing little nods and references among them like yes! this is a multiverse to me!!!! i giggle and squeal everytime i catch a reference!!!!!!!!

[kuoro427]

Карец меня швыряет из фд в фд 🙂

[kkoribyeol]

리퀘) 사웨 홀로폼 마스크 벗겨주세요! Request) Please take off Holoform Soundwave's mask!

ㄴ답) 해드렸습니다~^^ 그런데 얼굴을 보여준다고는 하지 않았다. ㄴA) OK~😄 But I never said I’d show his face.

잘 들으세요 사웨의 얼굴이 보이면 아무튼 엔트로피가 역행해서 우주가 멸망한다고요 프라이머스님이 그러셨음(개-꼰 죄송) Listen up: if Soundwave’s face is revealed, ENTROPY will reverse, and the universe will be destroyed. Primus said so, okay? No face reveal. (Firm! I'm Sorry.)