always protect the face

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[carmen-crapdiego]

Ivy: Hey Carm, What gets out Kool-Aid stains?

Zack: We already know opposite colored Kool-Aid doesn’t work.

[carmen-crapdiego]

Gray: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...

Carmen: You would eat yourself?

Gray: I wouldn’t even question it.

[carmen-crapdiego]

Antonio: Sheena, get down here, those are for the infirmary!

Sheena, injecting a flu shot into her arm: I’LL BE A LIVING GOD!!!!

[carmen-crapdiego]

Player: Time is an illusion, once you realize that, you can transcend it and live in bliss. *takes sip of coffee*

Player: Also I have a 10 page paper due in the morning that I haven’t started yet.

[lucentcorrigan-moved]

i truly hope this isn't necessary but if you ship carmen and shadowsan, get the fuck off my blog.

[wadefeltonism-deactivated202106]

rb if you’d wipe all pedophiles off this earth

[mohawkmama]

It’s sad that there are only 13k notes on this..m

[thiccdaddy-mbaku]

put this on all 3 of my blogs

[carmen-crapdiego]

Dash, holding a minion plushie: I found this ugly yellow toddler. Which is one of the most weirdest things I've ever seen, please burn it-

[carmen-crapdiego]

Player: Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever had mental stability for 48 hours?

[carmen-crapdiego]

Ivy: Hey, you’re smart. I have a question about outer space.

Player: *points upwards* It’s up there.

[carmen-crapdiego]

Carmen: Your future self is hating you for the decisions you’re making right now.

Ivy, chugging an entire pot of coffee: Bold of you to assume current me isn’t also hating myself for the decisions I’m making.

[carmen-crapdiego]

Cleo: For the last time! "your" and "you're" are different things! "your" is a possessive, and "you're" is a contraction of "you are."

Crackle: My fire-

Le Chevre: My one desire-

El Topo: Believe me when I say-

All three at the same time: I WANT IT THAT WAY!

Cleo: Ugh.

[carmen-crapdiego]

Chief: Let me offer you some piece of advice.

Chase: What?

Chief: Shut up.

[carmen-crapdiego]

*In a caper*

Crackle: What the hell Sheena!

Tigress: It was an accident!

Crackle: …YOU ACCIDENTALLY BURNT THE PARK DOWN?

[carmen-crapdiego]

I dont feel my feet because of the ten socks I have on, but at least I’m not cold!

- Player

[penguinsledder]

OKAY SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW WE GOT FROM THIS

TO THIS

Are you freakin serious?!?! This is what the outfit looks like btw

The jeans are even kinda baggy at the shoe??? It’s more of a relaxed fit than skinny???

And she’s not really baring any skin??

Seriously she almost DIED fighting for her right to education and now she has the opportunity to study at Oxford and people are bashing her clothes 😒

[itsprinceoliveruniverse]

She’s a fucking adult who’s done more the past 5 years for equal rights and education than most will do in their entire life’s

[shadowshown]

If you bully Malala I will personally come to your house and break your arms.

[spidey-reids-2003-deactivated20]

If anyone bullies Malala I will make sure your future generation won’t be able to find your body. Like seriously, fuck you for bullying period, ya sick assfucker.

[spidey-reids-2003-deactivated20]

It’s disgusting how I instantly lost 30 followers. Good riddance 😐

[carmen-crapdiego]

Player: Hey Carm, why didn’t you pick up the phone last night?

Carmen: Oh, sorry, it was on DND mode.

Player: Oh.

Player: [Looks trough phone settings for 10 minutes]

Player: How do you put your phone on Dungeons and Dragons mode?

[carmen-crapdiego]

Zack: Surgery is basically stabbing someone to life.

Carmen: I- you know what, yes.