the best monologue in cinematic history
i don’t have to do boo, forgive my potty mouth. i’m just… so CROSS with you, ralph. do you have ANY IDEA WHAT YOU PUT ME THROUGH???? i ran, higgledy piggledy all over creation looking for you. I ALMOST DROWNED IN CHOCOLATE MILK MIX. and then…….i met the most dynamite gal…… she gives me the honey glow something awful. BUT„„ she rebuffed my affections!! and then, I GOT THROWN IN JAIL












