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@carooofine
i used to get self-conscious over the smallest things but friends let me tell you that today i had to smuggle a furious 8ft python onto the bus during the school rush and not a single person noticed. not one. if people don’t care enough to notice a shopping bag writhing and seething with barely-contained reptilian hatred then i promise you that no-one will pay any attention to that blemish you’re fretting about or how you’ve done your hair
I actually have so much love for dogs
I think the new standard apology needs to be unfuck you instead of I’m sorry.
Petition for Chris Evans to put on the captain America outfit and physically fight Donald trump
If you follow his twitter, I think he is like *this close*
I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been
The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”
my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”
Ancient Shitposting
Now on the History Channel
‘People have literally just always been people’ is genuinely my favorite fact about the world
“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.” - Marcus Tullius Cicero, 106 BC - 43 BC
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walking out of an exam you knew you failed
when the group chat was lit AF last night, but you went to bed at 9:30
incense smells bad there i said it
how do you know what the sexual love between two siblings smells like? 🤔
reading and comprehension on this site is in shambles
Soulja v LaBeouf character arc
i live in perpetual fear that society will collapse into a mad max post apocalypse at any moment. im going to wake up and the world is all wasteland and im not going to be prepared i have ZERO 70s bikerpunk clothes in my closet, i have NO spiked bats i would be so screwed
give. that. boy. a. borger.
my mom has a friend who has a failed program-service dog and he’s literally my favorite creature
He’s a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants
So this lady’s dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc… at his own wishes.
Her house looks like its baby-proofed, with kid safe locks on everything and stuff, but really she just has a dog that’s learned all the mobility service dog commands but has a mind of his own.
Chaotic Good Boy
