Booty Meister Meister Booty

Your internet nickname is SAGE. Your also go by STATIC sometimes. You are THIRTY ONE (good fucking lord) and CIS, ISH. You use SHE/HER or whatever anyone else uses. You have a passion for DRAWING, VILLAINS, ROBOTS, and FURRIES. Yeah, you ditched that shame a few years ago. You are MARRIED to your WIFE, and you two LIKE TO RP A LOT. You're MODERATELY GOOD AT IT. When you're not WRITING or DRAWING, you like to PLAY VIDEOGAMES. You post art as QUAYZAR on PIXIV.

[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[solongandthanksforallthefish42]

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

[6qubed]

skillet issue

[kettle-bird]

Jackass Jenny #4 (featuring Clyde): Outcast Solidarity

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[prguitarman]

Happy April 25th

[egberts]

"forgor" did irreversible damage didn't it

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

yeag

[elliespectacular]

"you wouldn't want that in real life" yeah i know it's called playing pretend, try to keep up

[izzythedemigod]

I just found the funniest font ever

Like. What is this. Why is this. Who is the target audience of this?

[no-one-offical]

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[unyieldingsilence]

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[ominous-signs]

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[starlinedsword-deactivated20240]

addicted to overanalyzing music and applying it to my ocs

[quillith]

[torstherapy]

[tinsnip]

Per @spoonstrek

[escuerzoresucitado]

[when-you-fail-again]

[anchovy]

Everyone got that one friend that was a failed vessel for something greater 🤣🤣🤣

[cheaphalloweencostume]

domming is great until you hit a decision fatigue wall likeeeeee i think youre a fucking grownup and you can decide whether to cum or not on your own. be proactive for once

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

[7777777awawawa7777777]

sorry everyone we won’t be seeing any men today they’ve all been bricked into their enclosure

[m1dori-eyes]

The Masc of Amontillado

[hexjulia]

wanting to vent a bit/being worried about privacy will have you posting like i'm dealing with issues and problems. situations have happened to me. and there are emotions i'm experiencing about this. or not. gotta keep 'em on their toes.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Hm. Interesting. Apparently cortisol production depletes magnesium stores. And I have a lot of symptomatic overlap with magnesium deficiency. And it can apparently help migraine. And ADHD. I think I'm going to try supplementing magnesium glycinate. L-threonate sounds really interesting too as that's magnesium that can cross the blood-brain barrier and apparently is super useful for memory and shit.

[goflowolfog]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

this can't keep happening

[sugarcoatednightshade]

[partyhorn]