[depsidase]

[just-some-nerd-guy]

I put “no hookups, no communists” in my Tinder profile. I haven’t been getting any matches so there must either be a bunch of sluts around me of a bunch of godless reds.

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

this is literally the funniest post on here

[fromthecrypt]

tumblr polls have amplified the human need to vote on things. this place just became the roman senate

[runby2]

in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran 

[barryogg]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

noticing that the older i get the funnier "i'm only (age)" gets as an excuse

[classically-lit-memes4u]

literally do not understand why Hollywood keeps doing historically inaccurate Ancient Greece movies when the actual story is more entertaining and insane 10/10 times

[thechronicfuckingmasochist]

"is this the hill you want to die on? because I can make that happen." is a solid disagreement beginner and finisher as well as an effective threat to an enemy

[jamesternes]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I always forget that gas giants are, you know, made of gas, and not just smooth plastic color. The atmosphere is full of clouds, and the entire planet is atmosphere!

[memewhore]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

big fan of shakespeare villains who step onto the stage and immediately announce “I am here and I am evil. I am here to do mischief.” and then that’s exactly what they do for the next two hours. no other motive is ever explained. at the end they fail. kings

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

people keep tagging this ‘fernando alonso’ and i was like who tf is that???? so I looked it up and he’s a race car driver. from spain. so, for sure my favorite shakespeare character

[sioltach]

there are so many hidden relationships between people.. ur grandpa killed mine in a war some 800 years ago but also we were neighbors in the 1700s who traded eggs and milk. wwhat does that make us 

[beemovieerotica]

in high school I found out a guy in my english class had an ancestor who was on the opposite side of the samurai rebellion in which my great great grandfather was meant to be executed (for losing) but he ran away and hid for the rest of his life and the guy was like “….damn. good for him. now we’re both here to write bad essays on pride and prejudice.”

[girlcaravaggio-a-deactivated202]

Historians going places like Blorbo From My Career Was Here 🥺

[enki2]

[transmortifried]

no context november. figure it out.

[guerrillatech]

[but-the-library-of-alexandria]

an underrated detail in pride and prejudice is that elizabeth bennett was home alone on the day darcy proposed because she had a headache. can you imagine. this was in the pre-painkillers era. you're at home with a headache and then this asshole walks into the room and tells you he loves you and wants to marry you even though he hates your whole family and you're beneath him. imagine having to deal with that while also having a headache. she doesn't even have ibuprofen