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some of you didnt write percy jackson x gallagher girls fanfiction age eleven and it really shows

#this is only going to make sense to a few of you #rachel dare #ally carter #rick riordan #fanfiction #percy jackson #i think some of you would be happier if you wrote pjo x gallagher fanfiction #just saying #pjo #gallagher girls

nikolaijanak

crafterfive

My partner made this comic, and it is beautiful and amazing, and you’re all missing out by not seeing the original on paper because it’s even prettier there!

maidslime

Ok like. Imagine life without ads. You wake up, check your messages across a variety of apps, no ads. You get up and put on the tv while you prep your breakfast, no ads. Maybe you drive somewhere and switch on the radio, no ads. Maybe you drive a long distance, yet somehow, not a single billboard on your path. You pick up a newspaper or magazine to pass the time, no advertisements only articles. You turn on your game console, the home screen is just about your games, no ads to buy more. You open a streaming app, you don't pay extra for no ads, there's just no ads ever.

Think about how much of your time is spent looking at ads. "Download ublock" yeah I know, I have. But that doesn't change that the world is covered with endless advertising. Imagine never seeing that again. How much better our lives would be.

2colde

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

bigfatbreak

are you willing to talk more about the draconequus au because ive had it for five minutes and ive fallen in love

yea shore here's a bit I doodled after this scene, once Discord picks his jaw off the floor

he's horrified to find a mutual sense of disbelief between the two of them. (then he kidnaps her. lol. lmao, even. what was he gonna do, chat with her while the greek chorus and celestia was there, faffing about and making things weird?)

sonoftheria

✴︎ BETRAYED STRAYS ✴︎

homunculus-argument

I love browsing cover-up tattoo stuff when every once in a while there's someone asking "how do I cover up this unspeakably idiotic thing" and people are like "please do not cover that up, that's fucking amazing." You just have "shrimps is bugs" written on your leg now. That's your legacy.

wario-hentai-hobbyist

Have you seen that one weasel tattoo that someone was asking coverup advice for? One of the best tattoos I've seen.

wario-hentai-hobbyist

Found it!

homunculus-argument

It's so fucking beautiful I'm in tears. Laughing so hard I'm crying but what difference is that really.

thegoodduckfan

Similar vibe to J.R.R. Tolkien's drawing of Smaug:

tenisperfection

Sometimes, if you’re lucky, there will be a tree outside your bedroom window. It is very important to romanticize this tree as much as possible.

#what living in the desert does to a person

you guys are sleeping on vampire x alien

what if... vampire whose not hungry for their partner for once

what if... alien x vampire gfs

what if... mean girl alien just trying to fit in x punk vampire trying to show her theres better things out there

what if... vampire jock x alien nerd

what if... blue x red color scheme

what if... pastel x goth

what if… red wine supernova by chappell roan

what if... the vampire can finally enjoy the romance without starving themselves

what if... food stays in the club and lovers go home

what happened to monkeys and type writers where are you guys heads at????

WHAT HAPPENED TO LESBIAN VAMPIRES?????

WHAT HAPPENED TO GAY SPACE??????

#aliens #vampires #jock vampire #gay space #lesbian vampires #fantasy #vampire x alien #i expected better from you all #writing prompt #romance prompts #urban fantasy

serious question.

does my dog like that i talk to her like a baby or is it kinda insulting to be referred to as the ‘little babies’

#dogs #dog #question #it sounds like i’m joking but i genuinely want to know if theres and papers about that #thanks

wizardarchetypes

like logically ofc i know my sleep disorder is indeed a disorder but it's still crazy to me that i have been taking my sleep meds every single night without fail for 3 months now, and as a result i have been sleeping by midnight and THROUGH the night every single night without fail for three months. but tonight i forgot to take it on time and now it's almost 3 am and i'm awake. it doesn't matter how long i stick to a rhythm, i will no magically become a healthy sleeper. these meds are genuinely life saving.

absolutely bonkers and actually MADDENING thinking about spending nearly three DECCAAAAADESSSS of my life believing i could just "fix" my schedule and get my sleep "on track." LMAO. i was up at 4 am when i was 6 years old sneaking downstairs to watch TV in misery bc i couldn't sleep and then i was still 32 YEARSSSS old like "no everyone listen THIS week i'm gonna avoid naps and go to bed on time and then i'll sleep normal from now on. for real this time." AJVBJAS SHUT UP!!!! NO YOU WEREN'T BABY!!!!!!!!! YOU WERE NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO DO THAT!!!!!!

wizardarchetypes

i went to my doctor in march and i was like "man you gotta help me. i haven't slept in 75 hours. and i know sometimes people say that but they really mean they've only slept 2 or 3 hours a night for several nights, which is awful of course, but i mean quite literally i haven't slept in 75 hours. and i keep waiting to finally 'crash' but i don't."

and he was like, "has this ever happened to you before?"

and i said, "oh yeah loads of times, since i was a toddler."

and he said, "why are you just now getting help?"

and i said, "well recently when i hit the 60 hour mark i've started hallucinating birds. and that's new."

and he said, "what do you mean, birds?"

and i said, "i don't know, i think they're house sparrows"

and he said, "i didn't mean what kind of birds"

(true that's not what he said but it was hard to parse the nuances of the conversation because there were a bunch of house sparrows in the room)