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gay ass girl kisser (she/they 21) transfem and bri ish :(

[janmisali]

legalize copyright infringement

[janmisali]

to be clear this is a fully sincere political belief that I have. I am pro copyright infringement and in fact anti "asking for permission to make derivative art"

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oh “meeking a smee” made me feel like i was being fucking tazed

[cheaphalloweencostume]

theres a lot of people on this website who dont realize their dad is a gnome

[viridiancolors]

[mlembug]

[sailatina3]

Female shadow the hedgehog is the girl i want to be.

[sailatina3]

SHES EVERYTHING I WANNA BE

[sailatina3]

On the vagina there is the clitoris.

In the mind, there is the curious.

[esthermika]

hey, hold my hand. i'm taking you to friendworld

[toroidalearthtruther]

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

[anarqueeen]

him?

[filmphotofranz]

source

[tris-morreu]

nolan's the odyssey has such a fundamentally culturally christian understanding of religion and divinity that it is genuinely jarring to see characters in a supposedly ancient greek historical context describe divinity and its expression in those terms. characters wonder aloud why gods hide themselves (they didn't), question the existence of what nolan interprets the supernatural to be (they wouldn't) and talk of zeus's law (not real, and still somehow bastardized) in the same way we would talk about the ten commandments. it's so out of place. and it taps into that "defy the gods" thing.

like. we can defy the christian god, in a way, because we can choose to not do what he says we ought to. sure. but we cannot defy greek gods in the same way, because the god is not just an entity that commands you but the very thing you are doing. apollo does not just send plagues, he is plague. you know apollo is real because there is plague. plague is not apollo acting in the world, it is an instance of apollo, in the same way that insight is athena, love is aphrodite, harvest is demeter, storms are zeus. gods are not commanding nature and sending signs and acting upon the world, because signs and nature and human nature are themselves the gods. the gods cannot be absent, because we still get ideas, and harvest, and go to war, and feel desire, and hunt. the gods cannot be defied because you cannot defy "getting ideas" or "harvesting" or "having sex" or "dying." to attempt to is entirely futile. like you cannot defy poseidon because you cannot defy the sea. you cannot defy aphrodite because you cannot defy love and reproduction. nature and human nature are unbeatable, and so the gods are unbeatable, because they are nature and human nature.

and it's such a beautiful way of looking at the world, and he just doesn't get that.

[tboy-trash]

i was a tiny little nonverbal girl's favourite person at the grocery store and i would kill everyone in the world but her if she in any way shape or form communicated she'd like that btw 👍

[tboy-trash]

her grandparents were worried she was bothering me because she came straight to me, held my hand and took me around the store so i had to tell them to stop apologizing because this was the best thing to happen to me all day. week. possibly month tbqh.

[fishing-princess]

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

[aliceoverzero]

The first tags I see on this are absolutely inspired. Incredible pervert lesbian website.

[ubercharge]

after i finished this i paused and thought i don't have the heart to eat these women. but maybe you do. if you're hungry

[superchat]

sometimes i think abt that one art of that cocky guy at school who gets asked who he thinks is the prettiest in class and hes like "haha, me of course!" and everyone laughs and then the next panel shes alone in her room all dolled up kissing her reflection in the mirror repeatedly saying "youre so cute youre so cute"

[superchat]

if anyone can help me find it pls do, i actually think the dialogue was more like

"who do you like?"

"myself of course!"

"haha omg dude!"

*cuts to her room later, kissing the mirror*

"i love you i love you i love you"

[superchat]

[humiliationvictim]

[confusedgeorgia]

one time i told a girl i thought of her when i watched a tv show and in response she said she thought of me when she watched lesbian porn

[telumendils]

[notahorseindisguise]

"its a living" <- guy who has a job it hates

"its'a living!' <- dr mario frankenstein

[drax-the-vampire-king]

Frankenstein wasn't a doctor. He was a mad scientist who gave up after his creation didn't immediately start acting the way he wanted it to

[notahorseindisguise]

mario is the doctor you fuckwit