[eclogues]

do i got any hoes in ireland or scotland or even manchester

[eclogues]

i dont need any of you manchester cunts anyway. where are my irish hoes

[allystruggles]

Having to listen to Lana Del Rey in your gay friends’ cars and pretend it doesn’t sound like an old man trying to read a poem on his deathbed

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

Hey,.. if you were thinking about having sex today, I'm nonbinary fortnite.

[maxwellmcgrath]

remember when mattel released a t-rex extroyer toy that vomited its own skeleton for no apparent reason

[segamascott]

wdym for no apparent reason it's because it's awesome

[papajohnpizzas-deactivated20181]

[stantler]

[offspring]

[blackdenimjeans3]

Hey, a while ago I called you fat. I just wanted to apologize. I’ve recently gained a lot of weight and now I’m fat, too. Definitely wouldn’t appreciate it if someone called me fat.

Fat bitch

[herpsandbirds]

Cane Toad aka Marine Toad aka Giant Toad (Rhinella marina), family Bufonidae, Laredo, TX, USA

This is within this toad's native range.

photograph by Rolf Nussbaumer

[bloodveil2k]

nicole kidman with a nintendo ds (2007)

[segamascott]

what will she discover....

[thesluts2004]

[schmilsson]

last day of pride month lets all look at this tweet im im love with again. happy Pride bitchh!

[segamascott]

she was so happy to have bangs ❤️

[eroscestlavie]

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

[empathviv]

Gay Winston from Overwatch: Excuse me for... being gay

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

He doesn't need a fucking excuse honey that's the point of PRIDE Winston !!!!

[empathviv]

PROUD Gay Winston: Did somebody say... penis?

[archived1998-deactivated2024030]

Every time I see someone take a picture of their fit on campus with their phone leaning against a bench or tree or whatever shit I remember this gif and honestly consider doing exactly this every time I see it

[vonkarmic]

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real