All The Secrets Of The Universe

Dwayne "the rock" Johnson is my inspiration Soph | She/Her | Could you do me a quick favor and stab me in the chest |

[gayweedanimal]

[wordwizards]

You go into a creepy mansion and there's a cloaked figure learning how to play the organ from a YouTube tutorial on their phone. You leave them to it.

[greelin]

like i’m ever going to let some absolute godless pervert see the bottom half of my face ever again. in a TARGET, no less

[aidashakur]

[jawd]

thing that just happened to me

[kushblazer666]

[unbotheredmuse]

[striders]

me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm

[captainsblogsupplemental]

[unbotheredmuse]

[apretadas]

[horrorofthebeast]

Fail, cant even rip apart his flesh, let alone stay awake.

They passed away in their sleep peacefully (LAME!!!!)

[funnytwittertweets]

[depsidase]

[infernalmarsupial]

Nothing but respect for MY Batman

[funnytwittertweets]

[moreglitter]

normalize lying to matt lauer about seeing a clown explode to death in his little clown car

[heavenintact]

we literally live in a dystopian world where sleepy girls are forced to work