Land of Whatever the Fuck

Hey I’m Carter Mostly a collection of stuff that makes me think or laugh

[memeuplift]

[giggibaloggio]

very long post stolen from reddit that was stolen from tumblr which i just stole now

[winemom-culture]

[morphdoll]

[helloitsbees]

[twerklina]

I’ve been waiting since March to post this...

[awakefor48hours]

Which one is harder

Sending an email

Making a phone call

Voting ended onMar 8, 2023

If you vote please reblog.

[seasaltbaptism-deactivated20251]

ok besties, would you survive the narrative?

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

unrequited love for siblings is the saddest thing you could ever portray on its own but over the garden wall said what if the kid is like the sweetest most kindhearted five year old you could imagine and he loves his brooding wistful bitch of an older brother sooo so much and enough to offer up his life in exchange for his brothers when his older brother saw him this whole time as just an annoying step sibling at best and a nuisance at worst and you cant be too mad cause hes also a kid and then when he finally figures it all out it saves them both, the decision to leave lethargy and the rot of melancholy behind and take the love he already has as proof the world is worth it after all and aaa a a. aaaaaa. aaaaaaa. aaa. what a sweet story. what a lovely thing.

[enki2]

[lild3m0nsworld]

[sweaterkittensahoy]

reddit removed two of my posts from r/crochet because I was “encouraging illegal activity.”

Which. Fair. I was explaining how easy it is to steal from Hobby Lobby.

They don’t have door sensors or barcodes, and I believe their overall security camera coverage is fake or shit. 

You see, when barcodes were invented, evangelicals were convinced it was the sign of the devil (or government tracking; hard to tell). The point is, Hobby Lobby doesn’t have bar codes to this day because the devil could jump in your belly button.

And if you don’t have barcodes, you CAN’T have door sensors because the devil could jump right up a vagina, and you could get impregnated with the antichrist, and Hobby Lobby would have to make a very difficult choice about their anti-contraception views. 

Oh, and they knowingly stole a fuckton of ancient artifacts, and the money they paid for those (not all stealing is just taking; sometimes money changes hands) funded fucking ISIS. 

So. If you’re intellectually curious. You can steal from Hobby Lobby REALLY EASILY.

[fleur-marigold]

happy last day of pride

[guerrillatech]

[hekatontarch]

[queertail]

The site is '12ft Ladder' found here:

12ft – Hop any paywall

Show me a 10ft paywall, I’ll show you a 12ft ladder.

[sola-whumping]

Reblogging this on ALL my blogs because holy shit is it useful

[thottistani-deactivated20220220]

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

[garbage-empress]

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

[justlittlefrogthings]

I drink poison just because it doesnt hurt me and it makes you so mad

[oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin]

[lizardcookie]

fell asleep while writing and

[socialmaya]

[chipsprites]

New team called Team Verdant. We specialize in grass types, our mascot Pokémon is Bellossom. We almost never battle, we just sit in the grass with our Pokémon drinking green tea and enjoying whimsical gossip.