[lokutofu]

A totally unbiased opinion!

[ceruleankitkats]

birthday man. bat birthday.

[hannigramislife]

No one can hurt you now Come morning light You and I'll be safe and sound

(art by @merydian_art / IG)

[duskisnigh]

Bruce gets parenting tips from his children.

[ultimate-marysue]

It's raining nonstop where I am so I'm just picturing the Batfam during a flood.

Red Robin uploads a TikTok from the safety of a roof saying "watch him go!" As Red Hood keeps trying to drive his bike against the current. A big wave comes by and he's slowly dragged downhill. The caption reads "don't drive during floods".

Batman and Robin are on the ground helping civilians out of cars when the intensity doubles and in minutes Damian goes from wading knee deep in the water to swimming. The emergency batfloaties get triggered and he floats away as Bruce fails to grab him by half an inch. "Robin serenely drifting in the current" becomes a meme.

Someone takes a picture of a very flustered spoiler trying to squeeze the water out of her cape. The second she lets go the weight of the water makes her fall ass over backwards. Black Bat ends up giving her her waterproof cape.

Signal makes mirages of sharks in the water to scare the shit out of any criminals. Oracle uploads the recordings with Benny hill as background music. Bludhaven escapes the worst of the storm and Nightwing sends pictures to the group chat patting the barely wet concrete just to rub it in. He still slips on a puddle and eats shit, Barbara sends that to the group chat.

[spicy-apple-pie]

help him

[captainmera]

Best siblings. :)

[hannahvardit]

aunt may does right by her nephew. 

[eunisyn]

Little Robins

[buy prints]

[vulnonapixes-dc-corner]

You know what would be funny?

Baby Stalker Tim being seen as a omen.

There are goons that believe that he is a spirit haunting batman. That he is a child that the bat had lost before he became the dark knight.

He isn't, but people will still turn around whenever they see him lurking

[depravedmicrowave]

Oh, oh yes, forget grim reaper batman who doesn’t seem to notice the little boy following him around, this little boy with a camera is obviously watching criminals as a way of saying “you are next, you know what you’re doing is wrong, if a Bat doesn’t get you the world will. Gotham is no longer home for you”. Tim is the harbinger of misfortune. A crow on a future battlefield. Gotamites are nothing if not superstitious

Tim of course is just following likely leads of criminals that’ll likely attract the bats, action shots are his favorite and the best way is to be set up before they arrive. Sometimes all he gets are gangwars and other crimes, but hey, at least there’s documentation of their crimes he can leak if need be. Which, leaking stuff ironically doesn’t help his status as a spirit. It’s just assumed it’s not the spirit (most assume anyway) but a sign that someone else is already there and watching, that they’ve already been caught and their fall is only inevitable.

[ashoss]

little brother duo supremacy

[rileyclaw]

remember to stretch when your work consists of being hunched over whittling palismen all day

alt title: oh BIG stretch !!!!

[mammutblog]

tim attacked by other robins is a grade 2 occupational hazard at this point

another art to this comic i drew!

[apleye]

Little redraw of post-battle trinity

[minnow-doodle-doo]

Imagining jason breaking his nose as a little kid instead of when he's older, so there's a bump in his nose and his brain's still all sweet and not fucked up and he's like lmao dad look I look like you💖

I think bruce would spontaneously combust

Awwwww that's so fucking cute

[minnow-doodle-doo]

it was so cute, I drew this.

[orancola8-3]

happy deathday to my baby boy😢sorry I'm late again.

[p1nkshield]

Reporter: Tell us Bruce, why have you recently decided to work out more? To you just want to compete with our Clark? Or is it-

Bruce: My kids.

Reporter: I’m sorry what?

Bruce: I work out so I can still lift them.

Reporter: …

Bruce: if you have nothing else to ask I’m going to leave now. Let’s go Jaylad.

Bruce just picks up Jason and leaves.

Jason looks like a large dog that clearly isn’t used to being in the air.

Like this.

[mammutblog]

timbit drake rob