The Universe is Yours

i'll cut you if you get to close :)

[moonchair]

You are valid. It gets so much better. And the future is clear: it’s pretty queer.

[cas-needs-more-sass]

1:50 am

my mirror can show a perfect reflection of me, in browsing position, double chinned, a mess, watching dan and phil and scrolling on tumblr.

life is good

[cas-needs-more-sass]

ok so one day my mom and i went out to six flags for my birthday, and there was this goose that was just sitting there. i pointed it out to her and she told me to sit next to it so she can take a picture. i did so, but at a distance cause i knew how geese were. she kept telling me to get closer and closer to this gose but as i did it SLOWLY TURNED TO ME AND HISSED. my mom then chased it so she can take a selfie with it

[ask-bot]

You wake up one day with the ability to freeze time at will for as long as you want with no repercussions. What’s the first thing you do with your newfound powers?

[semusepsu]

take a nap

[frostbytemyrik]

you just woke up

[bibliophilea]

take a nap

[cas-needs-more-sass]

I see no relation. Kiss kiss people die.

[digg]

this tip tho!!!!!!!!

[rikkipoynter]

I need to try this for trips I only bring a carry-on to.

[rattlecat]

I use to do this all the time in the military. Just forgot how to over time o.o

[dancing-coyote]

I wish I’d known about this when I was homeless.

I could’ve taught it to all the other ladies at the shelter and Darlene could’ve sucked a sour one because she never would have been able to bitch at us for “having too many clothes.”

[mxalmighty]

reblogging this to have it forever because holy god damn

[cas-needs-more-sass]

This is what happens when I need a new sketchbook.