Ultima Ratio Regum

Moroccan. 23. Living in Montreal. Should run the world.

[nerdgul]

Your average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes the most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning a single pineapple generally won’t fill up a single can perfectly, wich also means everytime u eat pineapple from a can somewhere someone else has the can that has the rest of that same pineapple. Meaning u can share a single fruit with a stranger from hundreds of miles away and I think that’s beutiful

[weirdfandomchick]

How much sleep are you getting?

[nerdgul]

Not enough my guy

[modedamour]

[oldfilmsflicker]

Entre Nous, 1983 (dir. Diane Kurys)

[respectfulmemes]

[shiftythrifting]

ah yes i was looking for a soap dispenser labeled “ketchup” with a picture of grapes

[artenega]

I really want this bottle in my bathroom. I’d place it next to matching decorative soaps and towels as if it seems like it fits, but I’ll actually fill the thing up with ketchup. So when I have guests over and they decide to use the bathroom, they will see this bottle and have a moment of cognitive dissonance, “This [Soap Bottle] in the [Bathroom] is labelled [Ketchup], so surely it must dispense [Soap] instead of [Ketchup] despite the label saying [Ketchup] right?” and then let them have a moment of realization followed by abject horror as they pump viscous ketchup all over their hands instead of soap

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[dailyvillanelle]

villanelle + text posts (part three)

[agathasc0ven]

killing eve (2018-?) - out of context #1 - an absolute mess 

[impactings-deactivated20240405]

Jessie after dark

[impactings-deactivated20240405]

update i have concerns about where katherine is going 

[batwynn]

I’m a little more concerned about Roland at the moment.

[teashoesandhair]

Not to awaken the Katharine fandom or anything but, as of April 2020, she’s doing her absolute best

Oh to be a misunderstood sassy girl who disappears for a year and returns having gained 1,000 pounds

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was just looking at how Sally was doing and

[cryptid-enby]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[fduiduv08448fuhufg-deactivated2]

I’m not kidding or trying to be funny I genuinely think she deserves at least 45 Oscars for this

[kittenwiskers]

The way she says "Jay-sen" makes me laugh and I hate it.

[forgettingneverland]

[fuck-customers]

I present to you, literally my favorite yelp review at the SmartPet I used to work at. It’s called CLOSING for a reason people

[smitethestate]

The person who locked the doors in their faces is my hero.

[cavetocanvas]

Constantin Brancusi, The Kiss, 1907-08

[luxoffux]

[antidxte]

Boobs or butt

um? the whole girl

[tarynel]

The good sis did not come to play 😭. Stay inside y’all.