[masonicbeheadingritual]

[schistcity]

[cuntwarehouse]

this felt like some kind of modern poem. so,

[kalichnikov]

[dogjpeg]

[cockslaved]

Stinky

[dogjpeg]

[hotboyproblems]

“It hurts to wait for someone who’s never coming back again.”

— 3 am thoughts (via suspend)

[visual-detox]

red honey as a result of bees feasting on cherries

[supercxth]

I think this is from 2010, when a beekeeper in Brooklyn found out that her bees were probably stealing maraschino cherry juice from a factory nearby, causing that red color!

[mothermishy]

Talk Show Beauty, story for SLEEK Magazine, creative direction and makeup by Ana Takahashi, photography by Josh Wilks.

[ironpour]

[queenungraceful]

[shanastoryteller]

I worked at a McDonald's as a cashier in high school and it was during a time when they changed their POS system (point of sale, not piece of shit) so everything was now in a slightly different, less logical place, but I was working 20ish hours a week so I picked it up really quickly

Anyway I was out with my friend in the next town over and we went to a McDonald's because she really wanted an ice tea and we go through the drive through. The man greets us out of the little speaker and asks for our order and she says "Hi! Could I get a large sweet ice tea please?"

Silence.

Longer silence.

And I knew in my heart what was happening.

So I leaned over and said, "It's on page two of drinks, under juice, then the third one down."

Another much shorter silence.

Then:

"What the - how the hell did... Uh. I mean. Thank you?"

And it's been literally ten years but I'm still riding the high from that.

[timeclonemike]

Ninety percent of most magic consists of knowing one extra fact.

-Terry Pratchett

[lifeinsillypictures]

fresh bread is honestly one of the biggest reason to be alive in this ugly world

[shiftythrifting]

[peeingwithmypenis-deactivated20]

literally would've worn this to the met gala if I was invited

[this-isnotmy-cat]

[foulserpent]

almost every tru crime shows hosts at some point will go on a ‘kids USED to be safe playing outside... now its too dangerous because CRIME’ and its such a great example of how the genre is just this self perpetuating propaganda machine bc these ppl can be progressive-adjacent libs but still buy into this reactionary bs so easily bc when you base your understanding of Crime on true crime media you have this profoundly warped lens where you think theres Cyclepaths lurking everywhere and that upper middle class surburban white children and women are the primary victims and etc etc. when the reality is the exact opposite, not to mention that rates of violent crime have dipped SUBSTANTIALLY since the early 90s. like your kids are physically safer growing up now than you were youre just being tricked by copaganda and home security companies after your money

[aht-deactivated20211001]

Met gala has to smell overwhelming. Half of them don't shower and the rest probably wearing expensive designer perfumes. Nauseating.

[marauders-once-said-deactivated]

[anexperimentallife]

Life hack to experience shrimp emotions

[g-racegibson]

My friend has an amazing room

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

a thing: exists

me: hm. ok

same thing: is heart shaped

me: oh shit. ohgh fuck .