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[calums--penguin]

I SAW THIS VIDEO OF A GIRL SHOWING OFF HER NO GAG REFLEX AND I WANT THAT WITH CAL

this sounds amazing ok lets do it

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“baby, you know you don’t have to do this,” calum groaned, staring down at you with wide eyes as you dragged his zipper down agonizingly slow. you looked up at him, your wide doe eyes driving him crazy. 

“i want to,” you mumbled, pulling his thick length from his boxers. he was already rock hard, a result of your constant teasing throughout the night. 

you took him into your hands gently, stroking his pulsing length as he let out low groans at the feeling. his head was thrown back already and you couldn’t wait to see his reaction when you got into it properly.

you leaned over, licking the pool of precum off his tip; you let the droplets linger on your tongue for a moment allowing yourself to familiarize yourself with the salty taste. 

after what seemed like forever to calum, you wrapped your mouth around his tip, pushing his cock into your mouth slowly. your tongue swirled around his length as you slowly pushed him in deeper until he was hitting the back of your throat. 

his hand quickly came up to your hair, pulling it out of your face and into a makeshift ponytail. it only took a few more moments until you had his entire length in your mouth, it pushed down the back of your throat and calum relished in the tightness of your throat around his cock.

you began to pull your mouth off before pushing back down, your head bobbing up and down his length. calum let out a string of curses and groans at the feeling, his hand which was wrapped around your hair was constantly pushing your head back down, desperate to feel the tightness of your throat around his cock.

“fuck, let me fuck your throat,” calum groaned, holding your head still. you looked up at him, your eyes wide as a rush of arousal spread to your core. you nodded slowly, giving him the reassurance he needed before he began to thrust forward into your throat.

your hands flew to his thighs, knowing if you needed a break tapping him would let him know. he started off slow to test your limits but it wasn’t long until he realized that you didn’t mind.

his cock moved forcefully into your throat, saliva spilling from around your mouth as you tried to swallow, only adding further restriction causing calum to let out a string of curses and moans. 

his cock slid in and out of your throat, his length heavy on your tongue and you could feel his veins throbbing against your lips. your throat was burning but you couldn’t bring yourself to care; the delicious groans and grunts that calum emitted were more than enough to keep you distracted. 

“i-i’m gonna cum,” he groaned, his hips stuttering but never slowing. “gonna cum down your throat, you’d like that, wouldn’t you?” 

you could only nod rapidly, desperate to feel his warm cum slide down your throat and the salty taste linger on your tongue for hours after this was over. you began meeting his hips, pushing down on him to the point that your saliva was dripping down his balls. 

“fuck!” calum grunted before you felt the warm liquid spill down your throat, you pulled him out of your mouth. squirts of cum continued to spill out of him and onto your tongue, the taste making you almost cum. 

you swallowed all that he gave you, the warmth making you weak at the knees. calum looked down at you, pupils blown wide and his face was flushed red. he used his thumb to wipe off some cum that had gathered on the corner of your mouth before pushing it against your tongue which you gladly took.

“you’re amazing, you know that right?” he hummed, his throat raspy from the strain he’d put on his voice. you hummed lightly in agreement, glad you’d finally gotten to show off.

[catchymemes]

[stardust-danvers-archive-deacti]

Delete this I hate it

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[pphhaaan]

what is this

[cashtonhemford]

@mermaidenisaac

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[electricdolan-blog]

The Lie Detector {E.D}

word count: 1.5k

warnings: swearing, a bit cringy & this is trash because I haven’t written anything in forever and the storyline isn’t great but I hope you enjoy anyway :)

summary: the twins had asked you to help out with their latest video, but you hadn’t expected you would actually have to be involved. 

You stood outside the front door of the house, holding three Starbucks cups in a cup holder. It was only a few moments before the door swung open, revealing Grayson who beamed at you. 

“Let me take those.” he reached out, taking the drinks from your hands and turning into the house, you following close behind him and shutting the door. 

“Y/N!” Ethan shouted, coming into view before quickly pulling you into a warm hug. He pulled back, smiling sweetly. 

“Is someone gonna tell me why I’m here?” you asked, his smile only growing wider. 

“You’re helping us film, and we wanted Starbucks.” he grinned, making you roll your eyes as he walked to the kitchen where Grayson had left the drinks. 

Grayson was sipping at his drink when you entered the kitchen, the other two drinks placed on the dining table. Ethan grabbed his and you got yours a few moments later, leaving all of you standing there, sipping your drinks. 

“So, what’s going on?” you asked, breaking the silence as the twins smirked at each other. 

“Well, we’ve filmed the intro but we thought we might need some help filming the rest of the video.” Grayson said, walking towards the camera and tripod. 

“And, what is the video?” you asked, still slightly confused as to why you were needed. 

“It’s a lie detector video,” Ethan spoke up, “we just wanted someone to make sure everything was good with the equipment when we’re in there.” 

You nodded slowly, still slightly curious but deciding to leave it alone. Continuing to sip on your drink as the boys began to gather everything they needed to film. 

The car ride was fairly short, the boys sat in the front, talking about the questions they were going to ask each other and you could tell they were nervous. 

As they set up the equipment in the lie detector room, you could tell they were nervous. The constant giggling and deflection showed just how anxious they were to get started. 

Grayson was the first, being mostly honest and answering some big questions that you’d wondered every now and then. It wasn’t a long questioning and you could see the relief on his face when he was detached from the machine. 

Ethan was hooked up next and your heart was racing to hear his answers. The first few questions were pretty basic and Ethan was honest with all of them. 

Until Grayson asked a particular question which you were anxious to find out the answer to. 

“Do you have a crush on someone?” Grayson read, and you perked up as he asked. 

You could see Ethan become anxious as he avoided eye contact with everyone and the camera. 

“No.” he replied unconvincingly and he was quickly called out for lying. Grayson told him to elaborate but he avoided the question and they continued on. 

After Ethan’s questioning was over you started to pack up the equipment but you stopped when the boys weren’t moving and were instead looking at you with raised eyebrows and smirks. 

“What?” you asked slowly, eyeing them up as they started to grin up at you. 

“Your turn!” Grayson said eagerly, standing up and walking towards you, ushering you towards the seat which Ethan had just stood up from. 

“Wait, what?” you asked, confused as Grayson pushed you down into the seat. You looked at Ethan with furrowed eyebrows but he simply grinned at you as the man started to hook you up to the machine. 

You stared at Ethan with hard eyes before averting your eyes to Grayson who held the same shit-eating grin as his brother. 

“Ready?” Grayson asked, his phone in hand and a glint in his eye. 

“I hate you both.” you snarled, staring at them through squinted eyes as they looked down at the phone, presumably scrolling through questions they’d thought up. 

“First question, who do you find funnier?” Ethan asked, smiling at you. 

“Ethan.” you said, Grayson furrowing his eyebrows with his mouth hung open whilst Ethan laughed. 

“True.”

“Next question,” Ethan smiled, “who is better dressed?”

“Grayson.” you said honestly, Grayson grinning when it came up as true. 

“Whatever, have you ever been attracted to one of us?” Ethan asked, his eyebrows wiggling as he smirked.

“What a douchey question.” you laughed, surprised that Ethan had even asked. 

“Cmon, you can tell us.” Grayson giggled, leaning forward in anticipation. 

“No.” you lied, hoping you would get away with it. 

“Lie.” 

The twins were quick to react, immediately laughing as you sat there, flustered and blushing. You’d only been asked three questions and you were already excited for it to be over so you could go home and hide. 

“Awh, look she’s blushing.” Ethan said, making you roll your eyes and give him a hard stare. 

“You’ve had your fun, are you done now?” you asked, sinking into the seat. 

“One more question”, Grayson smiled, “who was it?”

You could feel your face get even hotter and you wished the ground would swallow you whole. 

“Don’t make me answer that.” you said, your heart feeling like it was going to burst out your chest. But the smiles on the boys showed you that they weren’t going to back down. 

“Fine,” you gave in, still feeling like you could throw up, “Ethan.”

“True.”

You felt like you could throw up and Ethan had gone visibly red whilst Grayson just sat there smiling. 

“Am I done now?” you asked, completely done with everything. Grayson simply nodded as he stood up and you were helped to detach yourself from the machinery. 

You quickly grabbed the equipment, slightly annoyed with the boys for embarrassing you but more anxious about what Ethan was thinking. He’d never shown any signs to indicate he liked you and you were afraid you’d ruining your friendship. 

The ride back to the twins house was awkward and you would’ve asked them to take you straight home if you hadn’t left your jacket at their house. Ethan didn’t say much but Grayson made up for it by playing music which he hummed along to. 

As soon as Grayson pulled up to the house, you clambered out of the car and waited by the front door as Grayson unlocked it. 

Ethan was still getting the equipment out of the car as you walked into the house with Grayson. 

“I’m sorry about all that, it wasn’t fair on you.” Grayson spoke up, smiling sympathetically as he threw his keys onto the side. 

“It’s fine, just a little embarrassed.” you admitted, giving a small smile before turning to the living room to grab your jacket. 

As you went to leave the house, you bumped into Ethan who was just coming in. You apologised quickly and moved around him to leave, eager to escape his presence. 

“Y/N, can we talk?” Ethan called from behind you, making you stop and turn around. He looked upset at the fact you were avoiding him, and you couldn’t help but feel a little bit bad. 

“I’d rather we never talk about it ever again.” you said, desperate to leave and pretend that it never happened. 

“Please.” he said, his voice cracking slightly and your heart sunk for the second time that day. 

“Fine, but make it quick. I don’t need you to long it out.” you sighed, staring down at your shoes as you shuffled on the spot. 

“I like you.” he sputtered out, making your head shoot up with your eyes bulging out of your head. 

“W-What?” you stuttered, not sure if you heard correctly. 

“I like you, I have for a while now but I wasn’t sure if you felt the same way and I didn’t want to ruin our friendship. I totally get it if it’s too soon or if you think I’m an ass for what happened today but I just needed to tell you.” he rushed out, letting out a deep sigh when he was finished. 

“Ethan, I really like you.” you smiled with a sigh. His eyes glinted and he strode towards you. 

“Can I kiss you?” he asked, you stomach erupting into butterflies. 

“Please do.” you smiled, his warmth enveloping you as he placed his hands on your cheeks, his lips pressing daintily against yours. Your face heated up as you moved your lips gently against his, savouring every moment. 

It was a few moments before he pulled away, a small whine escaping your lips, making him let out a chuckle. 

“I’m sorry about today.” he whispered, his minty breath warming your cheeks. 

“Well, it didn’t turn out too bad did it.” you giggled, a warm smile gracing his face. 

“It couldn’t have gone better.” he grinned, before pressing his lips to yours once again. 

[cashtonhemford]

i’m in love with peter kavinsky.

[wroetominter]

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[la-laborista-republiko]

POST-SESTA AMERICA WEEK 1 MASTERPOST

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SESTA passed Congress a week ago. It still hasn’t been signed into law, yet in the past week all of the following have already happened:

* Reddit banned most subreddits dedicated to sales. In addition to preventing sex workers from promoting their content, this also banned subreddits dedicated to guns, drugs, and even homebrewing beer.

* Craigslist completely removed their personals section. In addition to preventing sex workers from having a platform to screen potential clients, this means that there is no more meeting people for dating or casual sex via Craigslist. The much-loved “Missed Connections” board was also briefly taken down, before being migrated elsewhere.

* Google Drive banned the sharing of porn, shutting down one of the easiest outlets for performers to send direct-sales and to share edits of content with each other. Many performers lost their entire life’s work as Google has banned performers from saving their own content once it gets flagged.

* Consensual Sex Work advertising sites CityVibe and Nightshift have shut down completely.

* Microsoft has banned all “inappropriate” or “offensive” content from its platforms. They claim they reserve the right to view everyone’s Skype calls to determine whether any violations occur, which is a huge privacy violation. In addition to preventing cam performers from doing private shows and full service sex workers from screening clients, this also prevents long distance couples from being intimate with each other over camera. These rules also apply to XBox and Office, so one can conceivably be banned for writing erotica on Microsoft Word.

SESTA isn’t even law yet and it has already destroyed internet freedom. This bill impacts everyone and will completely change how humans are “allowed” to interact with each other. Yet because the bill is explicitly designed to target sex workers, none of the people who would otherwise be up in arms are saying anything. The hatred of sex workers will destroy us all unless we all stand up and fight.

[cloneofthecavalryarchive-deacti]

ATTENTION PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, I think i have it now and i appreciate it.

I’ve just made a bet against my Dad that if this post gets 2 million notes then i can get a Puppy. [like the one underneath]

I didn’t realise how much 2 million was and i couldn’t take that number down now. It should look like 2,000,000 in the notes bar.

He’s convinced that this will never reach that number, and very confident about it so Let’s prove him wrong!! He thinks this will get about 25 notes beofre it’s left in the dust.

You don’t have to do it for me. But for the point and to prove him wrong. He has to pay and everything so let’s make him suffer with it!!

I’m counting on you!!!

Remember it’s 2,000,000!

[drakes-hoard]

REBLOG PEOPLE

[virgils-hoodie]

Come on Fanders!! Let’s get them a puppy!!!

@milomeepit @a-valorous-choice @could-always-be-gayer @tinysidestrashcaptain @chemically-imbalanced-romance

[virgilssweaterpaws-blog]

I wouldn’t cope without my Staffie, so I’m reblogging 😂😂

[cashtonhemford]

moving over to @calums--penguin so i can give better feed back and all of that since it's a main account x

[mrs-all-hood]

Luke and Michael on Luke’s Instagram story 8/1/17

[cashtonhemford]

i just spent a solid two hours writing and it's deleted the whole thing just kill me now thanks

[cashtonhemford]

i'm so close to finishing this imagine and the page is frozen and i'm about to die oml

[cashtonhemford]

new imagine up laterr✌🏼

[cashtonhemford]

hey, do u want to see a picture of a cactus I painted?

sure

[cashtonhemford]

im really excited for ur work and even tho you've only posted two they're both so good, so, i was wondering if u could do an imagine where y/n is getting ready for bed and it's late at night and she realizes that calum is still up writing. so she goes downstairs at first to try and get him to take a break and sleep but ends up helping him write and staying up with him and keeping him company and maybe falling asleep together on the couch or some cute shit

okkk😁it's gonna take me a few days because i don't have my laptop but sure x thank you as well❤