With older Tim/Brian you try to be respectful and call them sir a lot- but it’s terrible on their behalf because you always sound so sweet and it makes them start thinking about what your voice is like in other situations.
“Mr Wright, can you help me with my fence? I think it’s gonna’ fall over.” Or “Please, Mr Thomas? I swear I’ll owe you one if you get me a sweet tea, too!”
You bat your pretty lashes and they have to bite back a groan. They’re pent up men, it’s not their fault that you cling onto their arms and pout like you’re begging for a kiss.
However, it takes a surprisingly long while for them to actually go for it, and every time you flirt you’re getting a- “Hun, I’m old enough to be yer’ daddy.” And “There ain’t any boy’s your age around, darlin’?”
But you crack that old man like a crisp wafer when you come over distraught that your date had done you dirty.
Daddy pls come home omfg
















