ChonkyChickenLady

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[iceslushii]

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

[yiffmaster]

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

[cdmodule]

There's a lot of games from our childhood people still talk about However, what's a game you were OBSESSED with as a kid but see no one talk about nowadays? Mine were super princess peach, mario hoops 3on3 and bomberman land touch

[chonkychickenlady]

Black Bass, on NES. My dad and I would fish FOREVER.

[foxgirl-sumireko-usami]

vote for the last digit in the number of votes

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Voting ended onFeb 6, 2023

[foxgirl-sumireko-usami]

also reblog after voting

[bartfargo]

[misotofu]

prisoner's dilemma

betray the other person

stay silent

Voting ended onFeb 12, 2023

prisoner's dilemma: two collaborators are kept in separate rooms. if both betray the other, they each serve 5 years in prison. if one betrays the other but the other stays silent, the betrayer walks free and the betrayed serves 10 years. if both remain silent, they each serve a lesser charge of 2 years in prison. in short:

if you chose to betray, and "stay silent" wins, you walk free (you betrayed the poll majority and they stayed silent)

if you chose to stay silent, and "stay silent" wins, you serve 2 years (lesser charge, where both stay silent)

if you chose to betray, and "betray the other person" wins, you serve 5 years (you both betrayed each other)

if you chose to stay silent, and "betray the other person" wins, you serve 10 years (you were betrayed by the other)

have fun!

[chonkychickenlady]

Don’t be a collaborator and you’ll never have to make this choice ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[catholic-harmacy-deactivated202]

i would be less addicted to this litte rectangle in my hands if most of my friends didnt live inside of it

[thisbibliomaniac]

[myothertardisisonthemun]

I sent a letter today - something I haven’t done for years

It’s full of plastic bread clips

It’s for Science

[myothertardisisonthemun]

At the risk of loosing some mystery, I think I should add some context:

There’s this website-I mean, scientific organization called the Holotypic Occlupanid Reasurch Group.

They are a group of abiologists who study and classify Bread clips.

I found a species that has not yet been described:

Yay for citizen science 👍

[numberlover1729]

wtf?

[myothertardisisonthemun]

Update:

[meckamecha]

Apparently HORG is widely appreciated by pediatricians since knowing exactly what kind of Occlupanid a child may have swallowed makes removing it safely much easier

[instantaneous-lobotomy-deactiva]

If your 90-year-old grandma, who had Alzheimer’s disease, cancer, and COPD, got hit by a drunk driver and killed, and some jerk implied that we don’t actually have to grieve her loss or reconsider public policy about driving while intoxicated because she had so many preexisting illnesses and was dying anyway, you would probably want to punch that person.

If your 6-year-old child, who was born with a congenital heart defect and had Type 1 diabetes, got salmonella at Applebee’s and died, and some jerk implied that we don’t actually need to reexamine food safety rules and health codes in restaurants because a healthy adult wouldn’t have died of that salmonella infection, you’d probably want to do more than punch that person.

That’s what all this talk about comorbidities and COVID sounds like to me. It sounds like a lot of people saying that the lives of all people who are not “healthy” (whatever that means) and who have preexisting conditions, autoimmune diseases, chronic illnesses, disabilities, or just plain advanced age just aren’t worth caring about all that much. Sure, it’s kind of sad when old people in a nursing home die en masse like they’re in Flanders field, but it’s not a big enough deal for me to accept even a minor inconvenience to my life, right?

It’s disgusting, and I don’t know how anyone can consider themselves a good person while also actively promoting or supporting eugenics.

[actualaster]

Oh, at this point a lot of people have just stopped implying it and started outright saying it

It makes me want to punch them in the face even more

[dcbicki]

SANTA CLARITA DIET S03E02 • Knighttime

[bread-making-vikings]

begging everyone to watch the French contestant introducing herself at Miss World she's last if you want to skip some other fucking wild deliveries

[bespeckledbauble]

[foxyx]

surprise! 🥳

[xueyangapologist]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

once again, the southern accent is the only valid one

[that-catholic-shinobi]

Southern Beatrice is now the only valid Beatrice

[marzipanandminutiae]

EXCELLENT

(just make sure your director picks a specific accent and sticks with it. I will forever remember, as a southerner going to school in Massachusetts, getting a callback for Cat On a Hot Tin Roof and being asked to do a southern accent- then getting blank looks from the entire creative team when I asked which one)

(there are many and they all sound different)

[only-tiktoks]

[annullo13]

Okay this is so unbelievably cute 😍

[wickedwonderlandd]

I want this so bad 😭

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Me at the beginning: 90 seconds! What is that? Two books maybs? Hardly a 'spree'

Me halfway through: oh, oh that time limit was very necessary

[cleopatrachampagne]

[chonkychickenlady]

Don’t fucking tease me

[mochacoffee]

soon may the wellerman come, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

[mochacoffee]

the reviews are in

[rwprincess]

There is no shame in loving without abandon. ✌️❤️

[explorerrowan]

And the real trick to it is falling madly in love with literally everything. Gomez Addams isn't just madly in love with Morticia, he's madly in love with his house, with his train set, with his kids, with his brother, with his weird normie neighbors, with literally everything. Different kinds of love for each, but love all the same. For having such morbid tastes, Gomez is madly in love with life. THAT'S how you land a Morticia, by being unapologetically and madly in love with everything around you.

[pluralwizard]

Bitches love me for my passionate swag and my unrelenting appreciate for the zest of life

[ceinobite]

so i made a quiz on what role you'd have in a period drama..

i worked somewhat hard on it so you should take it

[chonkychickenlady]

Disinterested love interest - absolutely spot on