Eurydice

[jellogram]

Whoever made you think you'd get teased for not drinking alcohol at parties was lying. You're their new supreme. You can go pick up more snacks. You can take care of the fallen. You can talk to the cops. If you have a car, you can drive people home.

In movies they always portray the sober person as a nerd but it's more like being a priest. Your lack of engagement in the carnal realities of the party makes you holy and powerful. You are a vital pillar of the community. A rock in a raging storm. Now go answer the door for the pizza man.

[lesvegas]

It could be worse. You could be wearing a bra right now.

[casseroni-and-cheese]

I know I’ve come across it before when I was in my “isolated vocals only” hyperfixation phase, but dear god if ANYONE knows where I can find a vocals version of Fall Out Boy’s Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying… I would do numerous unholy things for you

[ultrafacts]

A cyanometer is a device used to measure the intensity of blue in the sky, often used in meteorology and atmospheric studies. It typically consists of a series of blue color patches or a color gradient, allowing the user to compare the sky’s color to these reference colors.

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

Do you like the wheel of the sky

[friend-crow]

Well I like that it doesn't take 5 minutes to scroll past.

[headspace-hotel]

Anyway, if y’all don’t know anything about Chuck Tingle, he’s the guy that wrote all those funny weird erotica shorts that are like “My Billionaire Dinosaur Craves Gay Ass,” right? Okay. The covers are not fake or memes, they are real stories, and in fact his writing is very heartwarming and cool. The guy wrote Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus out of sheer spite in response to J.K. Rowling and it was actually a very delightful, creative, heartwarming story that may or may not have made me cry a lil bit.

And now there’s a sequel.

(From his Twitter: For the first 3 months 20 percent of all Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Theater of Love profits will be donated to Transgender Law Center and the Autistic Self Advocacy Network.)

[dollsonmain]

I don’t read erotica but I follow him on twitter and he’s always asking for feedback directly from the people he intends to write about before writing a story.

He legitimately cares about proper and respectful representation.

[dyionisiac]

Also there is this, cause Chuck Tingle respects Ace fans.

[dreamertrilogys]

planetariums art museums aquariums science museums my beloved

[cruentumrosas]

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

Me going through with an impulsive thought

[inthisquarter]

This is a requirement for getting a geology degree

[theenduringsun]

the sand guardian’s elusive brother…the stone guardian…

[cottoneyenoh]

hephaestus quivers before him

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

So when Anakin Skywalker was a Jedi he looked like this

But turning to the dark side changed his physical appearance. Most notably his eyes, which became yellow (a very typical Sith transformation in many species)

And while I know that Wookies are not supposed to be able to be force sensitive and therefore cannot become Jedi or Sith, all I am saying is that

…. You know?

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

As a tag?? You make the funniest comment on this post ever as a tag?

[mostie01]

Actually Wookiees can canonically be Jedi and I will not accept this blatant Gungi erasure

[gabygirl1243]

Gungi survived and became a Lord Sith. His name is Darth Grinch now. Darth Grinch:

[mostie01]

Valid take bro @gabygirl1243

[one-time-i-dreamt]

not a dream

WHEN YOU GOOGLE EVER GIVEN, YOU GET A FLOATING BOATIE ON YOUR SCREEN

[one-time-i-dreamt]

THE FACT THAT I HAD TO SCREEN RECORD THIS, CUT THE VIDEO, CROP IT ONLINE, DOWNLOAD AND UPLOAD IT TO EZGIF AND THEN TURN IT INTO A GIF TO PROVE IT'S TRUE BECAUSE I'M NOT ON MY OWN LAPTOP BECAUSE SOME OF YOU WERE IN DISBELIEF THAT IT IS REAL

[lampfan911-deactivated20250622]

OH MY GOD ITS REAL

[xx-rayne-or-shine-xx]

OOOO IT'S ON MOBILE TOO

[eregyrn-falls]

Interestingly, it seems like it’s a slightly different looking ship on various platforms.

[mittensmorgul]

I now have this saved as EverGiffen

[one-time-i-dreamt]

😔😔😔

[owlmylove]

Why are they kissing through plastic wrap? o:

oh my god you dont know what pushing daisies is!!!! people dont know what pushing daisies is!!!!! oh my GOD anon strap in

okay picture this

Brian Fuller’s original 2007 magical realism romantic comedy with a dash of morbidity (after all, this is Brian Fuller we’re talking abt) & fairytale elements

as this review describes: “Characters & plot like Lemony Snicket, sets like Tim Burton, shots like Wes Anderson, rapid witty dialogue like Gilmore Girls, and costumes like uh, frickin’ magic.” 

everything is Super Saturated All The Time and the costume design is literally flawless

starring: asexual bakery man, very tall very kind and himbo-adjacent, has low-level necromantic powers named Ned

Ned is, for convoluted reasons, the accomplice of a film noir detective named after a fish (Emerson Cod) who looks like a hardass but secretly loves pop-up books and knitting

Ned the bakery man is a Piemaker and works in and owns a building that looks like this

(there are novelty cherry lighting fixtures)

he has a dog, who is undead, bc aforementioned necromantic bakery boy has the unique skill of being able to touch dead things and bring them back to life 

he and Emerson Cod touch murder victims, ask them who killed them, and then collect the reward. easy get-money-quick-scheme, UNTIL

Ned’s childhood crush and my life’s icon, Charlotte “Chuck” Charles, gets murdered on a cruise

he touches her once (ONCE) and is never able to touch her again, lest his necromantic powers zap her back to death. hence:

contact-free romance ensues.

 I highly recommend the show for: asexuals, demisexuals, dog people, people who like pie, fashion & costume design enthusiasts, anyone who’s a fan of film noir, people who like pie and dogs and mermaids

literally this show is my absolute all time favorite PLEASE watch it

you can watch both seasons for free here

literally if you’ve ever cared for my opinion at all please watch at least the first episode i beg of u

[officialspec]

what's the tour montarvaprpawrqr or whatever french shit that word is?

ok im gonna infodump about fucked up buildings for a second so this is probably gonna be long

tour montparnasse in paris is my least favourite building in the entire world and i am slightly obsessed with it just bc of how much it sucks. its an office building and if you saw it from up close you might think ok this is a building. like its a little bland but theres nothing special about it

but then you zoom out a little 

wow!!! what the fuck. that is so ugly. it literally looks like someone jammed a tv remote into the earth and i hate it so much. also this is paris so this monstrosity is within BLOCKS of the eiffel tower and just completely destroys the view. its so evil that there is now an 8 storey building limit in the area to prevent anything this criminal from happening again

some other shitty buildings i like include marina city chicago aka the corn cob buildings, which were designed with the idea in mind of a building with no right angles since ‘right angles do not appear in nature’

and rainier tower in seattle, which honestly just makes me anxious

but my FAVOURITE shitty building is part of the sydney university of technology (uts) campus

not just because it looks like someone made a building out of wet cardboard, but because the original design sketch is a work of art and it makes me cry laughing every time i look at it

behold 

fucking impeccable. thank u for listening

[goldfishbabey]

These all look like they could be Renaissance paintings

[tiktokstowatch]

[ambrosisanything]

[cc: Getting your mail in rural Virginia is always a fun time, because I’m over here getting my Micheal’s coupon out of the mailbox and my poor neighbor just sees:

(Spooky person standing near the roadisde of an empty rural road, waves.)]

[zine-e]

[theshatteredrose]

[toroimage]

this needs to be a meme format solely because knowing the context of the original makes anything you put in the first box 100x funnier

[entitty]

[i-restuff]

FIRS LOOK!!!!!

[filmcityworld1]

AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! DUDES!!!!!!! MY HEART!!!!!!!!

[mantisshrinp]

[buge]

[buge]

got them again lads

[frogsdocrimes]