[bangurz]

[minddpalaces]

#lil kittens

[darrencriss-news-blog]

DarrenCriss: Last days of early call times and fresh-outta-bed rehearsals #GleeGoodbye

[htgawm-men]

Matt McGorry on his Instagram Stories (June 24, 2017)

[rolenciaga]

via isakyaki on instagram

[laegleaf]

[cheeso]

i have been in america lately and tried its Various cuisine’s here is my review

wendys

what i had: four for $4 burger and lemonade.

what i thought: this is the same as mcdonalds but there is a smiling girl! the guy who invented wendys was called somethng else so who is wendy. Food apparaition?

rating: 3/5. food was boring but mysterious girl warmed my heart

cook out

what i had: hot dog and shake

what i thought: holy shit. also milkshakes in america are like, solid ice cream. i was expecting nesquik

rating: 5/5. the hot dog was nauseating but cost a dollar and the cashier liked toys

steak n shake

what i had: you can only have burgers and shakes from this restaurant so thats what i got baby!! when in roam!! hasta la vista!!

what i thought: siri didnt know how to get there so we got lost on the highway at 1am. WOOPS!!! thats the american life

rating: 4/5. tasted like i was dying, but pleasantly

cracker barrel

what i had: friday fish fry up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what i thought: there was lots of old people in this restaurant. the waitress avoided me because my nails were painted. this is a well documented phenomneom but biscuits are definitely something different in this country than my country

rating: 2/5. scary torture cabin

costco

what i had: piza slice

what i thought: i know this isnt technicaly a restaurant but drinks were 50 cents so it gets an honorable mention. there was a crate of mayonnaise but i didnt try that.

rating: ???/5. costcos most precious secrets are lost to us all

[cheeso]

chipotle

what i had: burrito. do they make other things?

what i thought: the logo is a chilli pepper but there werent actually any chilli peppers you could have in the food? i enjoyed the dainty red basket

rating: 3/5. guess burritos just always taste good, no matter what theyre made of. i think the chipotle burritos were made using some kind of food product but im not sure.

sonic drive thru

what i had: loaded chilli cheese dog’ fourht of july baby!! happy star wars day

what i thought: very inconceivable. there is a sit in a drive in and a drive thru and the sonic drive thru person comes over to your car in roller skates. its a made up cartoon store. it doesnt exist

rating: 5/5. we spent 20 minutes googling if you tip at sonic and in the end we drove off so my guilt prevents me from assessing it poorly

taco bell

what i had: it only sells tacos in like threes so i got three tacos.

what i thought: its like a dorito with a leaf stapled to it. why is it called taco bell? also, who am i, inside?

rating: 4/5. i flung six tacos in the microwave when we got back and i enjoyed watching them roll over each other playfully -  made me think of my childhood and the political conspiracy around my birth.

sheetz

what i had: chicken nuggets at 2am

what i thought: it was interesting that about half of the items on the interactive menu ended with a ‘z’ rather than an s. while that was fun - i would not go so far as to say i died at sheetz but i certainly did not leave it in one piece due to the colossal spinning death blade embedded into the milkshake machine

rating: 5/5. ordering entirely through a little touchpad is a natural progression in a society of unwholesome, evil food production and distribution

[cheeso]

i fell back into america again whilst praying to an enchanted well. the lady of the lake was like “your destiny is not finished yet” she knighted me and gave me 50 dollars and a mcdonalds coupon book

panera bread

what i had: pasta and bread

what i thought: i dont know what panera means but it might mean “bread”, as in “bread bread”. in america theres a chain restaurant for every one specific thing? this is the “bread” take-away, where you can pull up in the drive thru and just say “bread please” because youre not sure what else to get

rating: 4/5. hey this was pretty alright. if you get a soup bread bowl from the drive thru youre completely fucked though. youll spill it on your pants

dairy queen

what i had: Mountain Dew

what i thought: at “DQ” you can get a big birthday cake and eat it right in the store and they wouldnt stop you. The dairy queen was probably in the back but i didnt see her. instead a rambunctious guy came out with my boys burger and he shoved it into my hands as fast as possible. it was the only visible stop for miles except for a glowing, flashing “HIMALAYAN ROCK SALT” sign so i think he was protecting my soul!

rating: 3/5. MTN DEW products are of interest on-line. Wish i got the Himalayan rock salt instead though. (healthier)

olive garden

what i had: No mincing words here. I didn’t get any food at olive garden. The waiter was a ten foot tall luchador guy and he kicked my ass. He made me buy plants vs zombies on the service screen thing.

what i thought: N/A. I got my ass kicked at olive garden.

rating: 2.46/5. i left like a barrel of spaghetti at my friends house. shout out to maisie, i hope you like the spaghetti i didnt eat

krispy kreme

what i had: caramel filled donut (x12)

what i thought: i thought it was a language difference that donuts were “doughnuts” in the foreign ports of olde englan. but Krispy says it like the long way too. i guess it doesnt matter. lots of doughnuts but you can also purchase a miniature truck if thats what youd rather eat.

rating: 5/5. there’s a willy wonka conveyor belt thing here and everyone who works to make it happen is my savior and deserving of your worship

zaxbys

what i had: chicken finger meal thing

what i thought: apparently other americans dont know about this place either? but its the most straightforward restaurant ive ever been too. i was so hungry and simply whimpered “please give my mouth chicken”. they gave me a box just full of it. plus loads of fries and like three sauce things. and a slice of toast too just cuz Fuck it! Eat everything!

rating: 6/5. it was abe lincoln who first said “put loads of chicken in a box and swap it for bits of paper, as a joke or some kind of prank”

[oldblog23]

i ate the spaghetti that you elft here yesterday and it was fine but then i set it on a counter and my cat found and ate it so that was less fine and kind of inconvenient to my life but i think he enjoyed it

[dailyofskam]

“The Boy couldn’t hold his breath underwater”

[tarjeisandvikmoe]

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

[doona-baes]

#to those tv shows you can’t quit

[petersquilll-deactivated2018092]

And when I shall die, take him and cut him up in little stars, and he will make the face of heaven so fine that all the world will fall in love with night and pay no worship to the garish sun.

Romeo + Juliet (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann

[cassidy-casablancas]

she doesn't listen to me!! i'm pretty convinced i'm going to go until my date and just be miserable for the next week and a half 😭😭

[theforce]

i was 14 and i was walking through a mall by myself at 12am after my shift at coldstone creamery lol and a bunch of men started whistling and meowing and getting really close to me and they kept asking me questions and i kept not answering until i didn’t know what else to do so i said “i’m only 14” and almost in unison they said “we don’t care” i was so fucking scared i didn’t know what to do and they kept talking about how i looked and how my body looked and what they would do i was on the verge of tears i was all alone in a huge mall i knew i couldn’t outrun them all i felt totally hopeless until a maintenance worker came up to all of us with a huge industrial broom in her hand, i thought she was going to yell at all of us for being in the mall after hours bc she probably thought we were all friends but instead she cursed all of them out in spanish, threatened to press a panic button on her belt and then proceeded to walk me to the basement garage and waited with me until my mom got there to pick me up she had a death grip on her cart the whole time and a face of steel she looked so strong and i just kept saying thank you and she kept saying not to thank her because she had to stop them.

that was the moment i realized women were the most important beings on this planet and we have to protect each other bc nobody else is going to, she didn’t even know me, we couldn’t even communicate that well because of the language barrier, she could have lost her job for waiting with me in the parking lot but she looked out for me when she didn’t have to, she had nothing to gain from it, i’m 21 now and i tell everyone this story even though it happened 7 years ago, what she did that night helped me form and shape lot of my beliefs early on. 

[actuallunalovegood]

i was at a grocery store really late one night and some old guy kind of eyed me as i walked out of the store next to this other lady. She and I made eye contact and i knew she was scared too. we loaded up our groceries into our cars as fast as possible and I had way more bags than her so she got done faster than me. I panicked because i was sure she was going to leave so i just hurried faster, shaking a little, and then i noticed she sat in her car, watching me and making sure nobody came near. She waited not until all my groceries were loaded, or until my cart was put away, or until I got into my car. No, she didn’t drive away until I drove away. 

And that was the moment that I realized how much women need other women. That we can’t win this war without each other and we have to be looking out for each other, every second. 

[ofgeography]

my last year in new york city, i got off the subway around 9 or 10p.m. i only lived about 5 blocks from the f train, but i hadn’t gotten more than two before a woman’s hand suddenly touched my arm. 

“that guy behind us is following you,” she said. “he was watching you leave the train car and followed you up.”

i hadn’t noticed him, or at least not noticed him following me. when we stopped outside a grocery store, he stopped half a block back and loitered. the woman linked her arm with mine and walked me several blocks out of her way to my front door and made sure i got inside safely.

another time, nocigar and i were walking home and at a stoplight a stranger grabbed my arm when i wouldn’t respond to him and tried to physically drag me over to him. she—who is, by the way, not a very physically imposing girl—ripped his hand off my arm and snarled, “don’t fucking touch her.”

protect your friends. protect strangers. there are good men in the world, but don’t wait for them to do something if you can do it yourself.

[edmundo-noches-buckley]

I was at a club once and my friend left with her boyfriend so I finished my drink and was heading out to the parking lot when three girls came up to me and basically surrounded me. 

“Those guys behind us were talking about following you. We can walk with you.” 

I have MMA training but have never in my life had been offered the protection and sanction of my own gender. This is so important. 

[stele3]

GIRL CODE. FUCKIN’ GIRL CODE. LEAVE NO GIRL BEHIND. EVER.

[cassidy-casablancas]

so, life update?

i’m currently 37 weeks pregnant with one week and 5 days to go to my c-section date. i’m swollen, in constant pain, sick to my stomach a lot of the time, impatient, and irritable as hell. i don’t think i’ve ever been in a bad mood this continuously or irrationally in my life. and the worst thing is knowing you’re being shitty and overreacting to everything but you can’t help it??? i swear waiting this long and being uncomfortable in your own body for so long takes a toll on your mental state. my anxiety is back with a vengeance after being handled pretty well over the last almost two years. i need something to take my mind off of the waiting.

two fandom related things:

if audrey jensen is not in the next season of scream because they’re ~revamping the show, then mtv can suck my tit.

also so happy evak is back and in love and cohabitating god bless these children let them stay happy forever please, amen.

[stevenstrange]

[cassidy-casablancas]

me -watching even sing to isak in the kitchen scene for the millionth time- my four year old: you always watch this show all the time, mom me: yeah, because i like it her: why, because you think they're so cute? me: yep her: why? me: i dont know because they love each other and it makes me happy her: and you can't hardly stand it?