autobiografia sem factos

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[cassiuss]

embarrassed of who I am

[tealesbian]

so it’s national coming out day and i just wanted to say i’m coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine and also i’m a lesbian

[leolubaby]

[justqueeerious-deactivated20220]

that’s lesbian activity

[bob-belcher]

[weloveshortvideos]

[adhdheather]

to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes

five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there’s 5280 feet in a mile

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember “1000” because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

[lgbtkarolina]

if NOBODY is gay in ocean’s 8 i will physically lose my SHIT. you are gonna collect 8 WOMEN CRIMINALS/MATERMINDS and tell me NONE OF THEM ARE GAY? NONE of them fall in love with each other? PREPOSTEROUS. there aren’t enough smart straights to pull off such elaborate schemes. you need a lesbian or two in there or else NOTHING will work! common sense.

[stability]

[1cherryyy-deactivated20170115]

“You’re so quiet” nah fam I talk. Just not to you

[jack-roscoe]

keanu reeves drinking a corona & having an existential crisis

[blackberryshawty]

Big mood

[danger]

[cityoftownsville]

[d-archive1948-deactivated202303]

*Switches languages in mid-sentence while talking to myself*

[goaldiggerbaby]

[amywinehousequeen]

amy jade winehouse

[mysharona1987]