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[boyegas-deactivated20181222]

[vaporjawn]

<3

[alisonzai]

[whineaboutit]

This week on Whine About It… TYPES OF BROS THAT ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST. Also, a drinking game that nobody should ever play ever.

[bookishbutcorruptible]

“You’re straight, but at what cost?”

[abrekazam]

I was not expecting this to be so good

[initiala]

A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”

So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.

[hinoneko]

they warned us it would be a slippery slope

[just-shower-thoughts]

Eventually they’ll need to reinvent Superman’s alter-ego because nobody reads newspapers anymore

[simpleton420-deactivated2017022]

clark kent the buzzfeed editor.

[missharleenfquinzel]

10 People Who are Definitely Not Superman  

[buzzfeed]

*sweats nervously*

[spacedlexi]

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

[topsiders-tanlines]

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

[peachylipskiss-deactivated20150]

how to look like u werent just crying in the bathroom

[allrivenkithandkin]

hold a cold rag/tissue to your eyes and anywhere else that tends to get red or blotchy for two minutes

regulate your breathing so your blood flow evens out

fix your makeup and make sure you’re not sweaty

go back out and live a lie

[waterberry-strawmelon]

REBLOG TO FUCKING SAFE A LIFE OH MY GOD

[cassstiel]

HOW DO LOG OUT OF TUMBLR?

[m1nd--0ver--matter]

[jakegyllenhalal-deactivated2023]

dutch pride ft. ugly cap 🍊

[thugdrugz]

This isn’t what dutch ppl look like. Like “dutch pride” would not be a big lipped tan chick with black hair. Have you ever been to holland?

[jakegyllenhalal-deactivated2023]

First of all, shut the fuck up. Secondly, you do realise you can be Dutch w/o having to be white, right? Clearly you haven’t been to Holland if you can’t understand the simple meaning behind my caption….it’s so obvious….look at the colour I’m wearing. Also fuck outta here with “have you ever been to Holland” BITCH I’M FROM HOLLAND

[handsthatthieve-deactivated2019]

[yothobro-deactivated20200505]

The farther away from valentines day it gets the funnier it is

[almost-too-white-to-function]

Fuck you guys I just waited for this thing to load for a solid 6 minutes….

[winchestears]

Arsonist’s Lullabye

[melodies-of-shibuya]

I love german - seriously

"Jemanden festnehmen” means to arrest someone

 While "Jemanden fest nehmen”  means to fuck someone hard. ｡◕‿◕｡

[aida-in-love]

zusammenkommen - meet

zusammen kommen - having an orgasm together

[spatort]

and don’t forget the classic:

gut zu Vögeln sein - to be good to birds

gut zu vögeln sein - to be good in bed

[bunny-banana]

I’ll never regret that German’s my native language

[heirapparentcosplay]

sum bonus pics of my herm for the blackout

black hermione all day every day accept no substitutes

original post here

[iamhannalashay]

I thought I’d join in on this blackout movement…

[bagelbrother]

someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay

[charlesoberonn]

The signs as houses

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces