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Amberly/19

[hyuccthesystem]

I haven’t been on here since I was 19 I’m whole ass 25 now

[s0ftlyruined]

Friend: Do you think Groot’s name is actually Tree, since Thor speaks groot and introduced him to Steve as ”This is my friend Tree”

Me: Holy shit…

[mjalti]

every time i massage moisturizer onto my face i feel kin with those evil witches in stories obsessed with youth and beauty….they did nothing wrong, ever,

[certified-p0ser]

Roses are red

Elf practice is avoidable

[alisoncooper]

i want to die like satine in moulin rouge: being applauded, covered in petals, and in the arms of ewan mcgregor

[anneonomus]

That relatable (older) Gen Z memory: when all the projectors and white boards got replaced by Smart Boards™ around like fifth grade and none of the teachers knew how to use them but they Had To Use them otherwise the school just wasted a bunch of money and it was a rlly weird transition

[mxwormie]

sleepy on main

[cuntissimo]

absolutely fatigued on main

[alwayslively05]

Fucking exhausted on main

[relishboi]

i wanna make another smash ultimate tier list… anyone got any ideas

[relishboi]

i LOVE it. gonna do that

[relishboi]

and here it is!

[sonypraystation]

[00vv]

[nothingtoeyeballhere-deactivate]

Inner thigh kisses are important

[motorcyclegrrl]

takes notes

[pinksweet]

sir that’s my emotional support tapeworm

[amnesiaguy]

venom (2018)

[weloveshortvideos]

[toushindai]

[video: a person twirls an anime keychain above a number of chicks and creates a chick vortex]

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why did this need to be captioned

[officialflowergirl]

so u can decide when it’s not loading whether or not it’s worth it to wait

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

I waited and it was worth it

[doingoxyinchurch-deactivated201]

Just in case people actually don’t know, video and image descriptions are an accessibility tool for people who are blind or have low-vision.

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

Visit Original Link

[k25ff]

*Slaps roof of heaven and Earth* This bad boy can fit so many more things than are dreamt of in your philosophy, Horatio.

[medievalthymes]

a list of current immortals

florence welch: probably like 200 BCE celtic queen

keeanu reeves: 1500 renaissance hoe

jeff goldblum: late 1800′s i would guess

harry styles: fairly new immortal, 1970′s 

lorde: 1920′s flapper era

hozier: man who even knows, rough estimate is like, 400 BCE

john mulaney: 1930′s/40′s, still bitter about the great depression probably and if he could put it in a bit with out being #exposed he would

paul rudd: newest to the immortal club, didn’t age past the 1990′s

[dankmemeuniversity]

[husband]

(Butler voice) Your coochie, sir