My life's pretty much a mess

•Sometimes I don't have puns to give because my whole life is a joke•

[watacco-deactivated20181130]

sorry, we had to reject your application because youre kin with komeada. not only are you white and kinning outside of your race but we already have a komeada working here and we have a strict NO DOUBLES policy. 

- target

[dais-yyyy-deactivated20250224]

Dame Maggie Smith

1934-2024

[deanwinchesterapologist]

It must be so scary to live in London. What with Dan and Phil lurking around every corner all the tjme

[relatablepicturesofsuga]

[syds-room]

bro bro bro SUGA THICCC AFF IN THE MANGA WHYD THEY LEAVE HIM IN THE DRYER FOR SO LONG😭 HE WAS ALREADY HOT

[godlessondheimite]

[riverselkie-deactivated20190510]

i want to run away…but like in ghibli movie. like i take a block of cheese a loaf of bread and some apples and wander through the flower-specked mountains wrapped up in a shawl and i happen to wander into a moving castle and fall in love with a cute wizard

[samalsoblogs]

me (deep in the woods, dragging dufflebag of Kraft Singles™  and hopelessly lost): where’s totoro

[daily-showerthoughts]

Bob’s Burgers would also be an appropriate title for SpongeBob SquarePants

[yourbigsisnissi]

[mielmelon]

inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK

[babelady]

self care is swallowing lit matches every 5 minutes so that ur cells can see whatever the fuck they’re doing in there

[lezmazikeen-blog]

[feckyeslife-archive-deactivated]

THEY JUST KEEP JUMPING ON THE COUNTER. AND CRAWLING UP HER LEG. THIS IS THE GREATEST PROBLEM YOU COULD EVER HAVE

[ricca-raccoon]

This is both adorable and stressful to watch. Damn it, kittens, be good! Food’s coming!

[erisiana]

OH MY GOD SHE NAMED ONE OF HER CATS OBAMA

[fenrir-kin]

I love that kittens are gently placed on the ground… whereas adult cats, because they should know better (and are undoubtedly better at landing on their feet) are just… flung.

[shelbyandvali-deactivated201810]

Oh my god I love this

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[the-proxie]

I was looking up ‘Coco’ for reference

!!!

Oh thank god

[minotar-deactivated20180706]

does sasuke even know hinata’s name

[minotar-deactivated20180706]

like not to be mean but you KNOW he graduated from the academy knowing like….four of his classmates’ names

[minotar-deactivated20180706]

naruto: me and hinata are getting married

sasuke, thinking he means neji: isn’t he dead

[hungwy]

Wish there were sweaters but like,for feet

[tamamita]

socks

[hungwy]

make your own post

[tamamita]

socks

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

Endless List of Beautiful Films:  Heathers (1988) dir. Michael Lehmann [7/?] “Dear Diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count.”

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

please listen to this kitten I met today

[naamahdarling]

TRANSCRIPT:

Kitten: BEEPBEepbeepbeepbeepbeep.

People: *surprised and delighted laughter*

[aoca]