Carlsburg

Half human, half coffee; permanently exhausted. Married to Vasqwar ❤

[heckifiknowcomics]

[pussy-and-pizzza-x-deactivated2]

This is hilarious

[golden-buddle]

You forgot the Sequel!!

[bob-belcher]

♪ I’m gonna stick like glue. Stick, because I’m stuck on you ♪

[stream]

[enjoy-the-life-baby]

[kitikattt7]

2008 was a better time…

[mako-reaper-deactivated20230311]

That one time the whole nation got rickrolled but no one was mad about it bless

[justplainsomething]

#I KEEP TELLING PEOPLE THIS HAPPENED#AND THEY NEVER BELIEVE M E

[thathealeygirl]

OH YES this was BEAUTIFUL

[askjennaflorida]

Happy 8-year anniversary to the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade that got Rickrolled

[zuzuthejerkbender]

This legendary event happened 10 years ago now!

[katybeth]

Fosters is still the most underrated cartoon ever

[keyofmgy]

IT’S BEEN TEN YEARS????

[eyyyiwantdeath]

[lobodascolinas-deactivated20150]

[ninoport]

WOW

[supamuthafuckinvillain]

I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit

[eveltal-deactivated20151217]

That’s literally the move Christ Air from the first tony hawk pro skater game

[nosdrinker]

HE REALLY DID IT

[tuesdaey]

holy

FUCKING SHIT

[rilgon]

so wait

someone literally had the balls of vibranium it takes to attempt christ air

in front of Tony Hawk

AND STUCK IT

jfc

[comic-canary]

Tony Hawk literally says “Are you kidding me” because that move from the video game is a made up move that know one thought would be humanly possible

[blackphoenixincorporated]

Wow

[deinodrinkspixels]

imádom ezt

[dannysphototherapy]

Makers of Tony Hawk Pro Skater: “Okay let’s do some silly shit called the Air Christ. It’s just a cool looking move no one will ever try it for real.”

Skater in the future: “I don’t even need you to hold my beer. Just get the camera ready….”

[liquidstar]

it’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. i know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?

[liquidstar]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[deactivated20131209-deactivated]

my child

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[catbountry]

The beginning.

[fluffmugger]

actually IIRC this was the first photo with a specific type of camera or equipment  “cos THE progenative shitlord of  cat memes was Harry Pointer. And around 1870 he decided that Au Naturelle  photos of cats weren’t gonna cut it, and started doing shit like this: 

then he realised HE COULD CAPTION THEM

and thus the dignity of the feline was forever destroyed. 

[ruinedchildhood]

Logging in to tumblr after the 17th

[kirbyxdesu]

Reblog if you’d go to a TEDxTalk hosted by Seto Kaiba

[sadscreencaps]

[overlyspecificmcrmemes]

Sorry for speeding officer I was just listening to Cemetery Drive by the band My Chemical Romance

[ruinedchildhood]

I still hate it. It’s humiliating. Not to me it’s not. Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

[d1rtypaws]

Me: I love being out at night, I’m not scared of the dark!

tree: *exists, looking very vaguely like a person*

Me:

[spongehole]

Here’s how Myspace can still win