Whoa There Friend You May Want To Get Me A Drink

I'm not as active as before. Had a baby so lifes hard to sit on Tumblr all day. I didn't even know I hit 700 followers lol. So, anywho, I have spotty moments of posting but it's just the memes! ENOY BOYOs! Stay Sweet!

[cannibalchicken]

[larme-girl]

[byjove]

cats domesticated us by developing a cry that mimics a human baby and being approximately the size of a human baby, thus playing on our natural instincts to nurture them. also boosted their odds by being carriers of toxoplasmosis, which may effect human behavior positively in their favor. like, dogs showed up and said “feed us and we’ll help you” but cats said “I’m taking shortcuts”

[byjove]

I am such a cat person but sometimes I pick my cat up and say “you’re manipulating my paternal instincts with your demanding meows, your weirdly anthropomorphic flat face and your perfect baby size of 9 pounds. and I’m on to you.” just so she’s aware

[nat-20s]

HUGE shout out to purple for being the only color that has like no losers. Deep purple royal purple bluish purple redish purple pastel purple dusty purple lavender periwinkle violet like. Banger after banger after banger!!

[nat-20s]

look at these. there r all absolute fuckin stunners:

[toastbutteregg]

raccoon???!?!?!

[sketchdeath]

why is petplay always dogs and cats and shit. put your man in a hamster wheel

[maryschild]

[fandomsandfeminism]

I'm gonna be honest yall. I couldn't do it. If I was publically rejected at my job 13 times, and then on the 14th time coworkers conspired to humiliate me in the most dramatic way possible, and then one of my coworkers yelled "get on your knees" at me on national television?

Like.

I'd just quit. I'd be done. I can't even imagine.

[deathbypufferfish]

Joann I am so sorry I've done this to you, sweetie

[deathbypufferfish]

Joann I am so sorry I've done this to you, sweetie

[castielindeansbutt]

Merengue In Boxes

I have Merengue in boxes. Had a reddit trade fall through and decided to try and post here as well. She seems to go for nothing under 2 mil so I won't take less than that. Just DM me with an offer and I will send you a Dodo Code :)

[gnarly]

Got called lazy, I almost replied.

[blackness-by-your-side]

say it louder, please 

[shitpostempire]

[lilith-apologist]

PUSSY CHURCH PUSSY CHURCH PUSSY CHURCH

[cooldogs]

[alienpapacy]

girls’ night!

[gentlealien]

girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night

[gnarly]

Got called lazy, I almost replied.

[back-that-sass-up]

not to be racist but i can’t tell customers apart

[raepritewrites]

The truth hurts so much, but it cannot be denied - 2 minutes after you leave my line of sight, I have no idea who you are, you’re just another arm I’ve stabbed with a needle

[back-that-sass-up]

god I hope you work in the medical field