Parabola of Mystery

I’m & ("and")! They/them, all sorts of queer. I'm a voice actor (I voice Engineer Saltshaker in the game Popcorn Rocket, on Steam/Epic Games). Posts/reblogs may be NSFW and 18+.

[yanguang]

[yanguang]

the position of the mischevious pig marks the hours

[xpxssxm]

[skajador]

Message to all Americans: you BETTER NOT have brought BURGER in your SUITCASE

[supergameboytwo]

[supergameboytwo]

If you guys don't start behaving I'm going to turn off reblogs for this post. This post is about launching matchbox cars into your wall at high enough speeds to lodge them there. Nobody cares about how strong the walls in your house are, and I'm suddenly learning that a lot of people on this webbed site don't know what drywall is, but none of that matters.

The only thing that matters is shoot cars into your wall.

[buteonine]

if you are "animal lover" and don't find the beauty and silliness stored in the humble leech then you should try

[a-book-of-creatures]

Reminder

They do this :3

[byronicbrit]

had a strong urge to make gifs outta them

[ankle-beez]

[fieldexplores]

Never Learned - Gator Days

[twenty-fourth-order-simulacra]

...the alt text?

[supergameboytwo]

[supergameboytwo]

If you guys don't start behaving I'm going to turn off reblogs for this post. This post is about launching matchbox cars into your wall at high enough speeds to lodge them there. Nobody cares about how strong the walls in your house are, and I'm suddenly learning that a lot of people on this webbed site don't know what drywall is, but none of that matters.

The only thing that matters is shoot cars into your wall.

[infizero]

bringing back my too woke opinion that you should be allowed to change labels without the previous one being incorrect

[infizero]

i think you should be allowed to identify as trans without retroactively saying you were also trans in the past. i think the "born this way" rhetoric is limiting and you should be able say stuff like "i was fully a girl when i was a kid and now im a boy" without it invalidating your current identity but maybe that's just me

[skodasforge]

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

[kaosuqi]

photoshop fakers are like the villain with moral standards now

[calcifershearts]

team usa shuffling away to try and let japan take a team photo with their gold medal and then shuffling back when japan is like NO COME BACK

[alexaloraetheris]

The Olympics continues to be the best of humanity (even when the best of humanity unwittingly shines light on the worst of humanity).

[year9000ovvvhellfireandratbites]

why people on the internetdo a shouting? small letter, small voice, small baby bird. thank u

[cosmicam-amor-deactivated201410]

What?

[year9000ovvvhellfireandratbites]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[lilyblisslys]

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

[flipchild]

[oncorhynchus-nerka]

WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME THAT FISH WILL HITCH A RIDE INSIDE SEA SALPS??? HELP

THEYRE TAKING THE BUS!!!!!!!

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[bonivers]

that one rihanna ig post with Mine’s Bigger Than Yours written in the background w the caption My dick AND my forehead! is like poetry to me

[bonivers]

it really speaks to me

[stupidrehab]

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry