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@castiels-minion
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no Iâm not falling for this one again
what
this messed me up so bad
Remember when Disney treated emotional trauma as an actual physical ailment and not the stupid âjust stop being upsetâ thing?Â
Steve Rogers is my fitness role model.
In other words, I too want to be injected with a magical serum thatâll give me the perfect body in mere seconds without my having to do any exercise whatsoever.
it makes it sad but beautiful that there are all names of his companionsÂ
what
Susan, Barbara, Ian, Ben, Polly, Vicky, Jamie, Zoe, Liz, Jo, Sarah Jane, Leela, K9, Romana, Adric, Tegan, Nyssa, Peri, Mel, Ace, Grace, Rose, Jack, Mickey, Martha, Donna, Wilf, Amy, Rory, and Clara
iâm not crying i just have some doctor who in my eye
ive been singing the âI will kill you in your sleep so youâd better try to try to keep awakeâ into the airvents for the past five minutes and my mom is going crazy because she cant find the source of the creepy music
update: she has called the neighbor over to help her
okay so im recording my voice singing it and putting it in the air vent os it can just keep playing
okay final update: im grounded
DO NOT DO THIS.
This makes me so angry.
If you work in a movie theater and you do this I have no respect for you.
My younger brother is Type 1 Diabetic.
When we go to a movie theater, we always get him diet soda. If he were to get regular when we asked for diet, we would not give him the insulin he would need for it. If that happens, his blood sugar level could go so high he could go into a coma, go blind, or even die.
If somebody gave him regular soda instead of diet without telling us, that person could be responsible for a nine-year-old being killed or blinded.
Just thinking about that makes me so angry. I get scared every time we take him to a movie in case the people working there saw this picture and decide to do the same thing.
Please signal boost this so people know.
This also applies to baristas
Fun story about the baristas doing this kind of shit.Â
I am very sensitive to lactose, not Lactose intolerant but because of stomach ulcers that are still healing. A couple years ago I went to Starbucks right after my classes with some friends and asked for a green tea latte with soy milk. The barista, for some reason out of malice and/or hate for her life so she took it out on me, gave me whole milk in my latte.
5 minutes after my first sip of latte, my stomach cramped BAD. Not the âOh! time to poop!â kind of cramp but it felt like someone had stabbed me with a knife and twisted it. Now Iâve had this happen before so I knew the cause of it. I went up to the barista clutching my gut screaming at her that she put dairy in my latte rather than soy LIKE I REQUESTED. She denied it and called me a âpretentious white girl for wanting soyâand so my friends got the manager. I had to explain that I had stomach ulcers that were still healing and if I were to go to the hospital for this incident, they would be responsible for it.
Manager flipped his shit and the barista was terrified out of her mind. Pretty sure both thought i was gonna sue. Manager actually fired her on the spot because of the negligence. My friends managed to get me home in one piece while I stayed home for 3 days in absolute agony and missed my midterm.
So remember kiddies, if someone is asking for Diet or âSkinnyâ or âsoyâ or anything that is not regular, give them what they requested because it may not be them being healthy, but a dietary need that can possibly be life or death
My snapchat stories are pretty awesome
You know, I never see any positivity posts for people who have ADHD and struggled because of it. So shout out to ADHD kids who:
 Were told they were just lazy, stupid, or werenât applying themselves
 Were put on medications with side effects worse than the intended effect
Tried so hard to study, and just couldnât do it
Who had to be pulled from regular classes to be put into smaller ones away from all of their friends, and later had to awkwardly explain or excuse why
 Have so many incomplete works because they got distracted and just never went back to it
 Could relate to the âstupidâ characters in TV shows who were forgetful or easily distracted and treated as a joke
 Had their interests/hobbies taken away from them as a last-ditch attempt to get them to focus
 Are always running late
 Are effected by their ADHD daily and ignored by the mentally ill community for ADHD ânot being serious enough.â
Youâre super cute, and great for getting through all of that.
ALSO SHOUTOUT TO THE ADHD ADULTS WHO ARE DENIED CARE OR SUPPORT OR JUST PLAIN TOLD THEY DONâT EXIST BECAUSE ADHD SOMEHOW MAGICALLY VANISHES ON YOUR 18TH BIRTHDAY
lovebug by the jonas brothers is the most finely crafted love song of this generation
reblog if your icon is a beautiful cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure
true bravery is reblogging a noteless textpost
yes yes, i, too, love tumblrâs favorite actors. misha collins, david tennant, and *looks at smudged ink on hand* benedict cumberbatch
PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU WOULD SUPPORT AN OPENLY GAY NHL PLAYER, I WOULD LIKE TO PROVE A POINT TO THIS ANON
FOR SCIENCE - Can You Roll Your Tongue?
Can you roll your tongue like this?
If you CAN, then please REBLOG. This is for serious science! because I have an assignment in my biology class to do a survey on how many people can or cannot roll their tongues. If you CANNOT roll your tongue like that, then please FAVOURITE this post! you can de-favourite the post or delete it from your blog in about two weeks if you desire to do so, but I plead you to take part in this survey of serious sience! thank