Castor and Pollux

Certified Dumbass

[faunandmartlet]

so starved for alecto news i had to put her in the locked tomb band au. she’s singing bring me to life i’m sure

[manekkii-art]

[blondeandfivefeeteven]

Just had a thought like ‘aftg mafia au’ and then immediately felt a bit dumb

[verdiris]

Post game team shopping trip let's gooooo 🤠

[yourgalgremlin]

Andrew & Neil watching Kevin effectively cøckblock himself with his own personality as he yaps about exy to a hot guy in a Palmetto State Rowing Team t-shirt who was trying to hit on him.

Andrew can already see what the school’s unofficial gossip twitter account’ll say about it:

“@ThePalmettoGosetto: Bi exy queen Kevin Day blabs about shooting penalty shots while oblivious to the man shooting *his shot* at the Fox. #getittogetherkev”

“@ThePalmettoGosetto: @KDay69: talkin bout you, bud”

[yourgalgremlin]

Andrew & Neil watching Kevin effectively cøckblock himself with his own personality as he yaps about exy to a hot guy in a Palmetto State Rowing Team t-shirt who was trying to hit on him.

Andrew can already see what the school’s unofficial gossip twitter account’ll say about it:

“@ThePalmettoGosetto: Bi exy queen Kevin Day blabs about shooting penalty shots while oblivious to the man shooting *his shot* at the Fox. #getittogetherkev”

“@ThePalmettoGosetto: @KDay69: talkin bout you, bud”

[gibbarts]

a smooch to start the day (caitvi || arcane)

[cryptotheism]

Man, the flesh sucks. I'm gonna abandon it for the machine.

[cryptotheism]

Hey was anyone gonna telle that the machine is also subject to change? The nature of my decay is just different now. Shit sucks. I'm gonna abandon the machine for the divine.

[cryptotheism]

Bad news about the divine

[joejhang]

jean moreau and neil josten parallels might be death of me. how they were meant to have each other's numbers. misplaced forever partners. neil was jean's unfulfilled promise. how jean was always there to pick neil back up again during his stay in evermore. how jean and neil were the same in the eyes of the moriyamas. how one was scarred and burned with fire and the other was abused and conditioned with water. how fierce and gentle neil is with jean despite knowing him for a couple of weeks max. how they understand each other on a level that maybe no one else can. jeanneil you are SO real to me.

[natalieironside]

My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went "meow" and scrambled away because I'd been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.

And I said "Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad"

[rebels-cairn]

#explanation: this references the scene where Hektor the prince of troy goes to his wife after a battle and leans in to kiss his son #(who is still a baby and being held in andromache's arms) #but his son cringes away in fear of his father's battle helmet #it's a gut wrenching scene about how war dehumanizes you and separates you from the people you love #this interpretation implies that being a gamer is analogous

[neenarchive]

me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms

me: no perhaps my soul is rotten

[annabelle--cane]

the first law of tragedies: the end is already written and inevitable. the second law of tragedies: your actions are all your own and you can choose to get off this ride whenever you want. the third law of tragedies: we both know that you are never going to do that.

[ouijacine]

…and sleep

[doesephs]

cosplay as an exy goalpost, it’s the only way they’d ever hit on you

[mioakem]

bro gay ppl cannot break up normally

[bug-bunny-deer]

Kudos to Arcane and the locked tomb series for both showing that sometimes after a queer break up one person becomes gay Jesus. It just happens sometimes

[g0ddamnb0x]

There is the part at the end-ish of Nona where Nona and Pyrrha both reach the "dying would be neat actually" mood, but Palamedes refuses to give up. I love that.

Shit is so bleak that only one with will to live is a guy who killed himself in the first book