off-putting victorian orphan

lo | 20s | she/her

[reapersbarge]

lo (she/her) 30 pfp commissioned from @discountscoobyart YA ao3 | gvbb

main writing blog (18+ only): @getosubaru​

blog runs on a queue; mostly anime, partially YA

tags: lo.writes, fic rec, lo talks

[reapersbarge]

Hi please help

I just got laid off and I’m $1,100 short on rent

My old job is screwing me around on my last paycheck. I have another gig lined up, but I’m going to get evicted if I don’t pay my rent soon

Take photos of my dingbat cat as bribes or something idk

Please please help if you can

Reblogs are super appreciated too!!

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now

[meat4meat]

"I just can't keep track of the characters in Gideon The Ninth" They are both numbered and color coded.

[todaysbird]

FUN KITTEN FACTS

day One: they are Small

[todaysbird]

FUN KITTEN FACTS 2:

Brothers

[todaysbird]

FUN KITTEN FACTS 3:

Too Big

[rickybabyboy]

im learning other animals

[rickybabyboy]

the sea enemy

[stealingpotatoes]

life (my cat) always finds a way (to sleep on my clearly-not-comfortable legs)

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

i just started listening to hozier (ik, like over a decade late, whatever), but bruh. some of y'all did this dude so dirty. everything i've ever seen of him on here has been like "uwu magical forest man" and so my black ass goes into it expecting white boy indie music, but instead i get this radical leftist irish guy straight up singing the blues, like?? (singing the blues/having a lot of blatantly black musical influences, BUT crediting his influences in the process, which is a an important distinction)

like y'all. has anyone told tiktok what kind of music this man actually makes? bc some of them might be shooketh to find out their precious forest man is actually telling them to dismantle the oppressive institution of colonialism while actively paying homage to artists of color

well, that and also to eat pussy, but same thing tbh

[grawly]

every time I think about Dilbert I think about this comic and how the question being asked is Not Stupid and its answer is genuinely interesting and arguably very important information anyone using a computer should know

[officecyborg]

[please-let-me-be-horny-for-real]

Just fyi, all the shirts and hoodies you're stealing? I'm gonna fuck you in all of them.

[lilyblisslys]

jeez these gap employees are hardcore

[fryuitcup]

Meet u after the game?

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: The Fujoshi

[sleepy-pigeonn]

How Patroclus got his first dog

[moonshineshrew]

Being nefarious with mama

[ultrafacts]

A cyanometer is a device used to measure the intensity of blue in the sky, often used in meteorology and atmospheric studies. It typically consists of a series of blue color patches or a color gradient, allowing the user to compare the sky’s color to these reference colors.

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

Do you like the wheel of the sky

[friend-crow]

Well I like that it doesn't take 5 minutes to scroll past.

[wordfather]

collecting these

[wordfather]

HOW could i forget this classic

[traegorn]

Your fandom spaces were all built by so called "proshippers"