You're Making Them Uncomfortable

"I'm feeling a feeling, that feels like how chocolate chip muffins smell"

[whitepeopletwitter]

[owlcitytweets]

[beyond-authority]

Update!

[the-great-void]

Mr. City

[timetrees]

#mr city was my father please call me owl

[porterr-robinson]

[nightmare-grass]

Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[wasdplz]

can’t remember if i’ve reblogged this before but i stumbled across it again at 9pm and am sitting here cryIN G, SO

[ink--poison]

How the fuck did the entire internet’s sense of humor make one hell of a 180 in 7 years?

[femonologue]

[kittilumpo]

[ethersmoon]

[fancybroom]

Damn what eyeliner does she use

[whitepeopletwitter]

[theinturnetexplorer]

Homosexuality explained in a German Children’s Book

[angiethewitch]

[the-real-fucking-daddy]

my eyes are blessed 

[the-bee-monarch-deactivated2026]

THIS IS WHAT I LEARNT GERMAN FOR

[theycantalk]

directions

[cryptid-sighting]

comics then: funny cat loves lasagna and hates mondays comics now: pigeon experiences a micro-aggression

[bob-belcher]

[miraculousdays]

Me too

[archiemcphee]

[ramsescachorro]

Who Is She?

[mapsontheweb]

How close do their borders come to?

[changeling-ash]

Hmmm…Seems like they touch.

hmm??

…you have to be kidding me.

…..

…Wow….

[metrickulous]

[mx-t4t0]

yep it checks out

[theshitneyspears]

GAG

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kaptainandy]

[hall--o--ween]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

FREE THEM

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

I say this without a shred of irony:

pageant moms are abusive monsters.

[bunkey]

god made ferrets by taking a cat and rolling it between his hands like a long piece of play doh

[schmergo]

The lord giveth and the lord taketh it back now y’all. Two hops this time.