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That doesn’t deserve a dignified answer.

Always such a grouch, I swear. I’m just saying, I don’t sleep around that much so I don’’t see where you get off calling me a slut.

Despite you being a slut, yeah.

Hey! I’m not a slut! Slut’s have no class.

Do I look like an automobile to you, Cassidy? It’s not about your laps, or how many you’ve sat on. I still can’t see how we’re related.

Wow, harsh. But you still love me, don’t cha!

I would call you an idiot, but that’s not like me.

Oh, come on, Car! I have one bad lap and you get angry. Why are you being such a grump?

I lost it at the turnaround. What was my time?

"Not moving. Can’t make me."

And there’s nothing I can do that’ll convince you?

"…I bought two strips of acid," Ruben lowered her eyes and kicked at the ground.

Why would you buy two strips of acid?

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