tomorrow I'll be brave

Cora Wisteria | adult | she/they header by @hawberries

[vampiregirlestrogen]

ⓘ This user will meow at you!

[cat--girls]

I want my baby sooo bad )-:

[draconym]

One thing about me is that I love looking up lists of things on Wikipedia. Just now I was looking up the names of hex colors and I learned about zomp.

Top tier color. Naming my firstborn Zomp now. #zomp

[clonerightsagenda]

Usually when the electrician goes 'hey.... there's something you should see' it's because someone set up shoddy wiring. This time it was because he pulled two snakes out of my wall

[cat--girls]

dragcaves mechanic of intentionally getting an egg sick just to unlock a specific coloration seems kind of evil . like I still did it but I feel bad

[feyburner]

Man at my job just told me to “hold your little horsies just a little longer ☺️” about the task I’ve been waiting for him to complete or at the very least update me on for six weeks. Brendan, I will fuck your adult son. You’re gonna start seeing me at family Christmas. Horsies in tow.

[cat--girls]

Geralt of Rivia is such a whore

[moonbobdraws]

grocery shopping with the belle-tremaines

[bisexualwario]

[20th-centuryghost]

sorry this was going to be a tags addition because I only get to use my coated pantone swatchbook like 6 times a year when i have a new enamel pin to design, but...

METALLIC GOLD PANTIES ????

[purlturtle]

[mayfay]

[badassdemonsword]

this gif is like... almost biblical. as if hes experiencing a pharaohs curse...

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

wtf were you gonna say

[redhotarsenic]

Please respect my privacy

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

my deepest apologies

[redhotarsenic]

I forgive you

[redhotarsenic]

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus

[greyratdog]

his tail is LONG and he's gonna brag about it

[plufy-gloomigan]

So it's like...a library...of creative dogs...with pens n stuff. You've got to believe me man, I've seen some things where were you it was beautiful

[kritzenkriegen]

*thinks up an idea for a silly quick piece* okay haha let's whip something up real quick

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

oh no

[fatelectrician-deactivated20260]

I wish these people were oppressed

[fatelectrician-deactivated20260]

stop tagging this saying shit like “me and jakey!!! 🥺”

[dovv]

[bloodyhandprint]

did you know avoidance only makes all of your problems worse. no one has ever discovered this before

[transcyberism]

I've suspected this for a long time but I usually try not to think about it

[capnsoapy]

For reference, here's a full bibliography of bad* [tumblr]* posts which were incorporated into the above comment:

[capnsoapy]

In hindsight, it was my fault for assuming that my recollection of bad* [tumblr]* posts was in any way typical.

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

[evilscum-deactivated20160223]

why would i do that lmao

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post