KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
Jules of Nature
$LAYYYTER
KIROKAZE
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DEAR READER
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Kiana Khansmith
Not today Justin
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Keni

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KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
Okay poll time, I must know
What is the Sexiest Historical Weapon
Sword
Polearm
Axe
Bow
Mace
Chakram
Crossbow
Dagger
Warhammer
Firearm/Hand Cannons
Flamethrower Apparently????
Category I Missed/I Have No Opinion Gimme the Votes
I tried to cut it down to the basic categories, but I acknowledge I might have missed one. I also ran out of spaces for Club and Flail and those I feel *could* apply to Mace but I acknowledge they might both feel distinct enough
If you picked either of those options or any others that don't fit into one of my basic categories, or want to specify a particular variant, feel free to specify in tags!
Please reblog for sample size!
“Because the truth is, tech doesn’t have an image problem. It doesn’t have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What’s wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn’t successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What’s wrong is that he’s trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that’s designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn’t that you haven’t told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.”
— The 40 Most Rage-Inducing Problems in Tech
A Meditation on Vultures
by Adi Fire
Everyone hates you
To be honest
I almost did
Savage shaven head
Funeral shroud wings
Perpetually scowling beak
How could I not?
But how could I?
I was formed from dust
And you sprang from divine imagination too
I am Imago Dei, to be sure
But you —
Are you not a masterpiece of a different kind?
You flock to the dead
Devour the evidence of the Fall
And we hate you
But is this not the world we made?
You tear into rotting flesh
But Adam —
Adam ate the fruit
And put all things under the curse
You — dumb beast
You did not ask for this
At the first taste of blood
On your tongue
Did something within you
Weep at the ugliness of it all?
All of creation groans and labors, indeed
The lamb that was slain
Whose skin clothed Adam and Eve
Was there anything left of it?
Did your kin settle upon it
Was its flesh and shed blood a promise
To you too?
Did you circle above Abel’s broken body?
Man’s first murder
Your first corpse
We commit the sin
You eat the remains
A wheel that turns over and over
And crushes hope as it goes
Do you feel it too?
Is that why you wear black?
I am waiting for a world made new
I am waiting for death to die
Maybe you are too
Beautiful creature, artwork of the Maker
Hold fast —
Soon we will trade this sackcloth
For wedding garments
How do you feel about driving?
I can drive, I am good at driving, I enjoy driving.
I can drive, I am good at driving, I do not enjoy driving.
I can drive, I am bad at driving, I enjoy driving.
I can drive, I am bad at driving, I do not enjoy driving.
I haven't learned to drive, I think I would enjoy driving.
I haven't learned to drive, I do not think I would enjoy driving.
I can't drive anymore, I was good at it, I enjoyed driving.
I can't drive anymore, I was good at it, I didn't enjoy it.
I can't drive anymore, I was bad at it, I enjoyed it.
I can't drive anymore, I was bad at it, I didn't enjoy it.
My brother had lost the right to mock my deeply unwise vending machine purchase because he's spending his weekend driving to Iowa to buy a 1954 Cadillac limousine.
He doesn't have an explanation for this other than the fact that it's cool. And honestly, that's a pretty compelling argument
Oh good, he's named it.
He got her and she's gargantuan
THE BIG is home!!
Update: brother says: tell your internet people- I’ve been making the car shiny and it is COOL.
He's correct. This is excellent.
I left my brother unattended he traded the little corvair next to THE BIG for this thing. I think he's building an armada
He is casting spell of car repair on it, I think.
Brother has been left unattended and has gotten himself a 1970 Cadillac DeVille.
And now it just needs a plate!
Other options are LONNNG and LOMMMG.
it should definitely be
LOMG
LONNNG
LOMMMG
Cosign.
She's getting so good at stepping with her brace on!
if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems
i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can
Would you consider the hate for AI at the moment “excessive”?
Would you consider the hate for AI at the moment “excessive”?
Yes
No
a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”
#MyFly
today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift?
got around doing some modern atla at last! 👌
he's quoting hamilton pre-hamilton
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