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cherryhatter-deactivated2015072

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

telemna-hyelle

Okay poll time, I must know

What is the Sexiest Historical Weapon

Sword

Polearm

Axe

Bow

Mace

Chakram

Crossbow

Dagger

Warhammer

Firearm/Hand Cannons

Flamethrower Apparently????

Category I Missed/I Have No Opinion Gimme the Votes

Remaining time: 6 days 14 hours

I tried to cut it down to the basic categories, but I acknowledge I might have missed one. I also ran out of spaces for Club and Flail and those I feel *could* apply to Mace but I acknowledge they might both feel distinct enough

If you picked either of those options or any others that don't fit into one of my basic categories, or want to specify a particular variant, feel free to specify in tags!

Please reblog for sample size!

#eh #dagger #polls

o-lei-o-lai-o-lord

azspot

“Because the truth is, tech doesn’t have an image problem. It doesn’t have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What’s wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn’t successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What’s wrong is that he’s trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that’s designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn’t that you haven’t told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.”

— The 40 Most Rage-Inducing Problems in Tech

#anti ai #culture

clawedandcute

A Meditation on Vultures

by Adi Fire

Everyone hates you

To be honest

I almost did

Savage shaven head

Funeral shroud wings

Perpetually scowling beak

How could I not?

But how could I?

I was formed from dust

And you sprang from divine imagination too

I am Imago Dei, to be sure

But you —

Are you not a masterpiece of a different kind?

You flock to the dead

Devour the evidence of the Fall

And we hate you

But is this not the world we made?

You tear into rotting flesh

But Adam —

Adam ate the fruit

And put all things under the curse

You — dumb beast

You did not ask for this

At the first taste of blood

On your tongue

Did something within you

Weep at the ugliness of it all?

All of creation groans and labors, indeed

The lamb that was slain

Whose skin clothed Adam and Eve

Was there anything left of it?

Did your kin settle upon it

Was its flesh and shed blood a promise

To you too?

Did you circle above Abel’s broken body?

Man’s first murder

Your first corpse

We commit the sin

You eat the remains

A wheel that turns over and over

And crushes hope as it goes

Do you feel it too?

Is that why you wear black?

I am waiting for a world made new

I am waiting for death to die

Maybe you are too

Beautiful creature, artwork of the Maker

Hold fast —

Soon we will trade this sackcloth

For wedding garments

#poetry

ms-demeanor

How do you feel about driving?

I can drive, I am good at driving, I enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am good at driving, I do not enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am bad at driving, I enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am bad at driving, I do not enjoy driving.

I haven't learned to drive, I think I would enjoy driving.

I haven't learned to drive, I do not think I would enjoy driving.

I can't drive anymore, I was good at it, I enjoyed driving.

I can't drive anymore, I was good at it, I didn't enjoy it.

I can't drive anymore, I was bad at it, I enjoyed it.

I can't drive anymore, I was bad at it, I didn't enjoy it.

Remaining time: 1 day 45 minutes

#can drive + am good at it + enjoy it 90% of the time #polls

hellenhighwater

My brother had lost the right to mock my deeply unwise vending machine purchase because he's spending his weekend driving to Iowa to buy a 1954 Cadillac limousine.

He doesn't have an explanation for this other than the fact that it's cool. And honestly, that's a pretty compelling argument

hellenhighwater

Oh good, he's named it.

hellenhighwater

He got her and she's gargantuan

hellenhighwater

THE BIG is home!!

hellenhighwater

Update: brother says: tell your internet people- I’ve been making the car shiny and it is COOL.

He's correct. This is excellent.

hellenhighwater

I left my brother unattended he traded the little corvair next to THE BIG for this thing. I think he's building an armada

He is casting spell of car repair on it, I think.

hellenhighwater

Brother has been left unattended and has gotten himself a 1970 Cadillac DeVille.

And now it just needs a plate!

Other options are LONNNG and LOMMMG.

it should definitely be

LOMG

LONNNG

LOMMMG

Remaining time: 16 hours 12 minutes

liberalsarecool

Cosign.

#anti ai

hellenhighwater

She's getting so good at stepping with her brace on!

#cat!!!#the magnificent floof!

ur-favorite-fishgirl

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

squeakitties

i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can

beardedmrbean

yesornopolls

Would you consider the hate for AI at the moment “excessive”?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 3 days 23 hours

thespermdonorstorylineisstupid

#anti ai

pocketdogs

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”