High (Functioning) Sociopath

BBC Sherlock | Call me Storm | Johnlock <333 Someone give Sherlock a hug! Please! she/they/it/cheesecakes/idc

[frogplayingguitar]

PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME THERES AN EDIT OF SHERLOCK HOLMES TO THE SONG ‘ACHILLES COME DOWN’ SOMEWHERE OUT THERE

[cat-in-a-rainstorm]

hey if we find one i need it too

[stillhelpless]

Sherlock: Sometimes I don’t talk for days on end, would that bother you?

Also Sherlock: *talks to John when he’s not even home*

[doctorstrangebatch]

If he thinks you need him, I swear… He will be there.

[blinddetective]

every sherlock holmes fan i see on this site is a middle aged lesbian

[moroniccats]

Really? All the Sherlock Holmes fans I see on this site are 20-30’s asexuals!

[gentleman-detective]

this is bisexual 27-year-old erasure

[nessahero]

Hm... I feel called out (27, asexual lesbian)

[cat-in-a-rainstorm]

..maybe I am alone in being under 18 and trapped in this fandom but i sure am an acespec lesbian

[silent-fun]

[ennisnovember]

“I don’t need much of an invitation, you know? I’ll kiss all the bones in your body, while naming them,” John adds. He strokes his fingers across Sherlock’s chest, drawing lines across his ribs, brushing his nipples, stroking the few dark hairs around them.

“Sternum, costa verae,” Sherlock rumbles, and lifts his head to catch John’s lips, drawing him into another kiss.

“Show-off,” John whispers against Sherlock’s lips. Sherlock grins into the kiss. John can taste the happiness.

“Pubis?”

John pulls back and looks Sherlock in the eyes while he slowly trails his hand down from Sherlock’s chest, along the soft concave of his belly, past his belly button until he touches his pubic hair. It’s dark, with a shimmer of ginger in the right light, a beautiful contrast to the pale skin of his hips. John lets his hand rest there, just an inch away from Sherlock’s cock, teasing him.

“There you go,” John says, sounding slightly gravelly even to his own ears.

Sherlock groans.

“Ilium.”

John strokes his fingers across Sherlock’s hipbone, grazing it lightly and raising goosebumps on his skin. Sherlock shivers, obviously enjoying the touch.

“Sacrum,” Sherlock whispers.

“Turn around,” John says in a low voice […]

from wonderful alexaprilgarden’s “noctiluca scintillans”

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[siopea]

When Sherlock smashes the thatcher bust as sees the A.G. RA stick (blue, left version) There is a flash of John holding Mary's stick in front of the fire during Christmas (red, right version).

But Sherlock wouldn't have been there to see that to remember that. So, this moment supports that it's John's narrative because it's John's memory.

[mizuqmono]

I think daily about this tweet and i can't imagine jonk withouth his sherlock, stay away, moriarty...

[the-bedheaded-league]

I am so interested by the amount of lesbians in this fandom given that it centers mostly around two queer coded men and has no canon lesbian characters. So I want to do a little demographics survey just for fun. Please reblog to increase sample size, this is for science.

If you are in the Sherlock Holmes fandom (any version) how do you identify? If you are ace + something else please select the “something else” (like if you’re an ace lesbian, select lesbian)

Lesbian

Gay man

Straight woman

Straight man

Bisexual

Queer in a hand-wavy sense

Aro/ace/none of the above

Something else (specify in tags)

Voting ended onDec 3, 2025

[sapierror]

16 yo me is having an aneurysm rn

[3llatricks]

My friend's getting me into Sherlock and I fear it might be the worst thing she could possibly do

Wdym there's an autistic sociopath who adopted an emotionally depressed war veteran who just want to solve crimes together?

[adhd-cepheus]

The most neurodivergent way to sit in a chair

[welli-moon]

i hate that scene so much

[neveragent]

"I occupy a minor position in the British government."

"He is the British government when he is not too busy being the British secret service or the CIA on a freelance basis."

So, what do we learn?

Mycroft Holmes does basically rule the world.

[spacehomos]

oh right he’s just ‘like that’ ™

[herius-is-drawing]

Here we are with the most devastating animatic I ever made 🤧

[katiky-png]

bbc sherlock, truly, never gets old

[selcouthself]

petition for a sherlock holmes muppets movie. sherlock holmes and watson are the only humans. kermit is lestrade. uncle deadly is moriarty. statler and waldorf are members of the diogenes club. ms piggy is irene adler.

holmes thinks he's on a cocaine-induced fever dream but alas! the case persists. watson is barely holding it together.