*Reader has a name by the way -"
U know what ur doing, stop trying me

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todays bird
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
macklin celebrini has autism
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ojovivo
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
Keni
art blog(derogatory)
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Xuebing Du
Claire Keane
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Mike Driver
Sade Olutola
sheepfilms
Monterey Bay Aquarium

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Discoholic 🪩

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*Reader has a name by the way -"
U know what ur doing, stop trying me
Help i can't decide between Mina and Saga 😭
me when its phone time in bed and i have a new fictional crush to obsess over all night
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is
Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys
Reblogging Madame Zeroni because I would hate for my great-great grandson to get hit in the head by running shoes
Normal people’s reaction to Tamala locking them in a cave: wow this bitch is crazy I’m staying far away from her ass
My reaction: I wanna romance her so bad
Dream blunt rotation except I’m the blunt and I’m being passed between Tamala and Subira
i have three girlfriends on palia
I clicked this so fast, my life flashed before my eyes.
"To what do I owe the pleasure, lamb?"
I love my morally dubious wife
We're discussing Ulfe's adoption and when it's each of our turns to take care of him.
We're a throuple, it's canon, we just have different work schedules and we need to coordinate.
Palia (2024) dev. Singularity 6 Subira & Tamala #bickering like a married couple in the entire expansion
The Aston Martin || James Bond ||
A/n: EEYYY! Here's that smut I promised 50,000 years ago.
Warnings: desperate • confined space • Bond absolutely folding for his wife • Public / Semi-public sex.
Let me know if you want part 2 👀 ( cause I have more )
James Bond knew two things with absolute certainty.
One: His Aston Martin DB5 was not meant for… this.
Two: He was going to lose this argument.
“Absolutely not.”
You turned in the passenger seat, already halfway climbing over the console. “Oh come on.”
James didn’t even look at you.His grip on the steering wheel tightened, the man about to pull out of the parking space. “This is a vehicle, not—”
You swung one leg over his lap.
He stopped talking and slowly…he turned his head.
“…don’t.”
You smiled sweetly. “Too late.”
You settled fully in his lap, your weight warm, your dress riding up your thighs as you straddled him in the driver’s seat.
The confined space made everything worse.
Or better.
Depending on perspective.
James exhaled slowly. “You’re aware,” he said carefully, “that this is deeply impractical.”
You leaned forward, your chest pressing into his as your fingers played with his tie. “I’m American,” you whispered. “We improvise.”
His jaw tightened. “You’re impossible.”
You rocked your hips slightly.
James’s breath hitched. “…and you’re doing that on purpose.”
“Obviously.”
His hands hovered for a moment. Trying, very hard, to remain a gentleman.
Was watching a video about Palia and i notice that the gravic of PC and PS5 is totally diffrent than on a switch 2 whyyyyyyy😩 I mean i have the Option too play on the PC but the controls are killing me 😭🫠 (I still love the game very much 💚)
my one true love in palia is actually the fishing robo guy who loves pebbles (´ε` )💜
On my way to torture myself by doing Merlin Trials but hey if i get angry i fly to the nearest Poarcher Camp and let my Feelings out 🥰 Good day for the animals really bad day for the poarchers 🤷♀️
Pov: You suddenly find healing
one in the front and one in the back GIVE IT TO ME