well dang !

24F 🫧she/they

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

we must try to find some small joy in this life because it is actually all we have

[veeraptor]

The girlies are hoarding every actor with dark hair and sad eyes like they're dragons with gold hoping they'll be cast as Troy Barrett. The market can't keep up with this kind of demand.

[martelldoran]

if we get an irina foundation hockey camp montage at any point in s2 i hope it includes a clip of a three year old dropping gloves on ilya and him fully committing to the bit. just straight up dramatics as the kid pummels his kneecaps, dropping to the ice, rolling around calling to the ref (shane) to intervene already (spoiler, he doesn't).

i just think it would be neat.

[lilylikeswords]

@heatonice I have no self restraint and too much free time. I apologise...

[machetelanding]

[husbandcinnamon]

y’all on the west coast know that nobody else calls them that right

[mssjynx]

t- they’re called zooper doopers??? huh??

[firstaidquarters-deactivated202]

THE FOCK IS A ZOOPER DOOPER THAT’S AN OTTER POP

[mssjynx]

nO WE CALL THEM ZOOPER DOOPERS N THEYRE THE BEST FAKIN SUMMER ICYPOLE

[boffumdeez]

they’re literally just ice pops what the fuck are you two talking about

[tobiguous]

i call them iced lollies, what the hell is a zooper dooper

[jacketslutjayse]

Oh my god this is even worse. Yall out here ssaying otter pop and zooper dooper with a straight face AND insisting ur right?

[philly-punks-and-skins]

A fucking what now?

[coat]

BITCH THEYRE FREEZIES!!!!

[whereserpentswalk]

Here in New York it’s just called an ice.

[ovineweaver]

DO YOU ALL FUCKING MEAN POPSICLES???? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU COMING UP WITH EUPHEMISMS FOR POPSICLES.

[virovirokun-has-adhd]

who put a zooper dooper on my dash and then insisted it was called anything but a zooper dooper.

[wwhore]

?. The humble freeze pop ??

[werewolfpresbyterian]

She otter on my pop till I zooper dooper

[hilarioushilarity]

Still laughing about how close Troy Barrett came to death

Role Model, Chp. 5

[ilya-sweetheart]

I crave more fics where shane Spells It Out about how he and ilya hid for years. i need his parents and hayden crying about it.

On his real estate career:

“i had to buy a whole other house i pretended to live in just so people wouldn’t guess we were secretly together. imagine if you had to do that with jackie”

On why it’s so important everyone knows they’re married:

“i’m almost thirty and my whole career i couldn’t have my parter being my next of kin, emergency contact, or power of attorney. instead it was my mum like i’m still a child”

On why he loves spending his time with ilya:

“did you know that in the ten years we’ve been together we’ve never even had breakfast together. everything we had was rushed, clandestine, kept under wraps so we didn’t loose our livelihoods and reputation”

Bonus Ilya explaining the russia of it all

“my father was high ranking military officer. my brother is police. we have connections in high places…it would be an embarrassment, for many people if my sexuality is out. probably they will not put me on trial, i am too famous, but they would make me disappear. block my bank accounts, revoke my passport. make me no longer citizen of russia. make me no one”

[upset-to-dead]

A collection of images that remind me of Troy Barrett

Harris's Version

Shane's Version

Ilya's Version

[upset-to-dead]

a beanbag chair and koosh balls that troy can toss around

I see your vision and raise you

Harris Drover office furnishings

Meanwhile Troy is

While surrounded by the most colorful 2000's furnishings known to man

[hudshanes]

just in case anyone was wondering where i stand. i've always thought chappell roan should be meaner and i think we should give hudson a gun!

[ilyaspasta]

Saw Aika’s instagram story and immediately thought of this masterpiece.🥹 @scacao-blog

[lengthy-artery]

tshirt concept

[antisocial-transfag]

[e-cryptid-deactivated20180601]

It’s okay to not want to have sex ever. It’s okay to never even try it.

[thefisherqueen]

I was 23 before it even occurred to me that not starting with sex ever was an option. The feeling of relief was so great I actually cried. 

You don’t have to if you don’t want to. You can have a fine live without ever having sex, I promise you. 

[impostoradult]

Also, it’s okay to never date anyone ever. It’s okay to never even try it if you don’t want to. 

I wrote a master’s thesis on intentionally single people, and the number of them that said in various ways, “I didn’t know not dating people was even an option at first” was absolutely tragic. They honestly thought they had no choice and it never occurred to them that opting out was even a possibility available to them.  

People honestly believe these are life experience you are required to have AND THEY ARE NOT.

You can just not have sex. You can just not date people. You can completely by-pass one or both of those things. Neither of those things are required to be healthy, happy, normal, mature, fulfilled, or any of the other bullshit notions that get attached to these things. 

[fordtato]

Sex positivity is about bodily agency which includes the choice to NOT/NEVER have sex, so inclusion of asexual/celibate/sex repulsed people will always be a pillar of any real discussion of sex positivity and sexual freedom.

[finny-red]

Canada’s Power Couple

[insomniaccats]

I did get my morning salmon and it lowkey made me feel like a bear but it was a satisfying snack so hats off to Tory

[ilyaspasta]

yall are never gonna guess what i'm having for dinner later