If you don't sing Grandpa can't go to heaven

mostly there's robots thinking about biting people

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Der Werwolf (The Werewolf) by Christian Morgenstern

A fun lesson in Grammar. A reading of the poem on Youtube.

A werewolf one night departed from his wife and child and went to a village teacher’s grave and asked him: “Please decline me”!

The village schoolmaster climbed up on his iron plate’s brass knob and said to the wolf who patiently crossed his paws in front of the dead:

“Der Werwolf,” said the good man, “Des Weswolfs, this is genitive,” “Dem Wemwolf, this is called dative” “Den Wenwolf, – this is the end.”

The werewolf was flattered by the cases, he rolled his eyeballs. “However,” he begged, “please add to the singular the plural!”

The village schoolmaster had to confess that he knew nothing of it. Although wolves existed in great numbers, ‘who’ exists only in singular.

The wolf stood up blind with tears – he certainly had wife and child! But since he was not a scholar he left with respectful thankfulness.

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………open the gate.

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stop……having it be closed

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there you have it, guy-man is an x-file

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mais

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the ice got stuck on his nose - more vines

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I had way too much fun with this.

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Sammy Syrett

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Adrian Ghenie

The Collector

Dada is Dead 

The Second Presentation Room 

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i’d like to nominate this for an oscar 

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kvetchbook

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god dammit

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big dog and puppy enjoying some veg

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soyadesu 😭😭😭

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Crunch crunch

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헐리우드액션 ㅋㅋㅋ 이건 진짜 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

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Scream so hard u fall over

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The signs as stuff my 6y/o brother has said

Aries: when im 12 i will finally drink alcohol

Aquarius: boys are always wrong

Taurus: ill be back in 10 whiles

Leo: 2+3 is 6 youre wrong

Virgo: you dont understand me

Cancer: YEAH FALL OUT BOY I LOVE THEM

Gemini: put the song that goes pum tum tum pum PAW

Libra: is like walking on hard rocks

Scorpio: school is so hard

Sagittarius: i dont wanna die

Capricorn: im not a dick im a Lucas

Pisces: i wish i wasnt in this family