coming in hot on the voyage of the damned

he/they, just stuff I like/think is important. 18

[sgt-cookie-2]

Me (A time traveler visiting 20-year old Mozart): OK, so, this is called an electric guitar, basically instead of the body functioning as a resonance chamber, it produces music by harnessing the power of lightning. Do you have any other questions?

Mozart (Currently shredding Violin Concerto No. 1 on the guitar, having figured it out within 30 seconds): What other music can be made from harnessed lightning?

Me (Loading up some heavy dubstep): Oh, we're just getting started.

[a-wild-torterra]

The twelfth doctor posted this

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[jackviator]

[dinosaurana]

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

[markovchaingang]

the 100% accurate guide to tea leaf reading:

-cup empty: you will need to pee soon

-cup still full of tea: dude i made it for you why aren't you drinking it

[cataclysmicdisaster]

maybe they wanted tea when you offered, but changed their mind once the tea was there

Or theyre unconscious

[lvmimis]

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

[boringkate]

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

[kalichnikov]

i wanna talk about this shot

[kalichnikov]

if forum signatures still existed this would be mine

[un-javi]

[karvina]

[teslaswife]

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

God fucking damn it

[bored-dromaeosaur]

[the-color-orange-offical]

[thegreenaper]

[rububble-yuri-central]

@loss-detector

[loss-detector]

[crabussy]

I think I'm too autistic dude just almost said "it's gonna be so horses" to my friend about something I'm excited for. NOT an adjective

[cataclysmicdisaster]

no no, youre right. Horses is the correct word. Everyone get horses about this post right now

[wolfythewitch]

Phm doodle requests from twt

[robotrocky]

tfw you want your best friend to study you (and your best friend also wants that sooooo badly)

[cataclysmicdisaster]

List of crazy things my biological mother did to me up to age 8 before she lost custody:

• fed me naught but instant noodles and tin hotdogs for dinner and cooked herself a full meal

• made me eat in a separate room

• left me unattended on a beach in Spain 9 times in the week we were in Spain

• had a 4 day long house party cocaine included while her then spouse (my current mother) was in hospital for complex knee surgery

• tried to sell me

• pushed me down the stairs on multiple occasions

• bought me a bra despite having literally no breast development and took many pictures

• sold the pictures

• tried to sell me pt.2

• called me fat like a lot

• dragged me up the stairs

• tried to leave the country for good with me

• made out with her girlfriend and got halfway to poundtown before realising i was in the room and made me leave

[rylandgraces]

thought about them had a breakdown bon appétit

[onion-souls]

Slenderman is a tall good boy and there’s nothing wrong with tormenting and killing amateur filmmakers

[arbor-viridanus]

What did amateur filmmakers ever do to you

[onion-souls]

I live in New York City

[rexlottie]

(x)

[flork-of-cows-official]

clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic

[reblogs-by-jinarra]

[gayluigi]

Can’t believe you forgot the Connecticut dog!!

[amethystsoda]

[my-friend-jade]

Never pass up an opportunity to reblog Connecticut Clark.

[unyieldingsilence]

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[homunculus-argument]

"Can we please stop falling for shitty rage bait foot fetish cooking videos" should not be a sentence that ever needs to be said, but alas.

[cataclysmicdisaster]

i am dead curious to know what corners of the internet youve been dwelling in

[footlongdingledong2]

vomits

[luxiomahariel]

[maryland-officially]

consider

[cataclysmicdisaster]

[willgrahamscock]

when a tv show doesn't shy away from portraying fucked up themes, and there's love in the violence and the characters are doomed and codependent and there's a power imbalance and the cycle keeps repeating and they're miserable with and without each other