I've Worked Out Big-D's Real Name!
So, as I was trying to get to sleep last night, my mind wandered. And, as it sometimes does, it wandered to thinking about HTP. And then I had a thought....
We know that Big-D was in Norfolk, Virginia at some point. Well, as good as. We basically know that he was in the house of an uncertain amount of corpses on account of the Garg-O's horse soap.
We can surmise Anton was with him, because we know from Alfabusa's YouTube post that he's into wrestling and such and one of the rooms is all about combat sports.
This is supported by the Norfolk, Virginia prescription that Polydora lifted off Big-D. And, more importantly, an ID.
With this, we can make the reasonable assumption that Anton's full name is Anthony Sausage.
So, as I lay in bed, trying to get to sleep, I had the thought. "Big-D married and had a kid with someone called Sausage?" And then I remembered, according to patriarchy, most places have the woman take the man's name. If you think about that, Big-D's surname would have to be sausage, wouldn't it?
But even knowing that, where does that get you? "D" Sausage? And that's when it happened. As my eyes fluttered closed and Morpheus embraced me, I had a flash of inspiration!
Behold! Big-D's real name!
I regret nothing about how I'm choosing to spend my Sunday.
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