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Seafood Boil 4th of July Birthday Party

"The turkey fryer isn't coming."  

As usual, the day before party prep has taken a turn for the worse.  This year we were knee deep in ice cream sandwiches, cocktail sauce, remoulade, an alarmingly increasing guest list, and about $300 worth of top notch seafood.

Oh and those six lobsters also need to be kept alive for at least another 24 hours. So yeah, there's that....

 We could just bust out all the stock pots and do it on the stove top.  But the thought of cramming into the tiny, hot kitchen when the weather is sure to be fabulous on the 4th, is not something we are willing to commit to just yet. Not to mention the fact that seafood boils are super exciting and therefore should be executed in front of the party guests. 

We REALLY need that 30 quart Brinkman Turkey Fryer with steamer basket and cast iron burner that connects to the propane tank!

AMAZON PRIME HAS RUINED THE 4TH OF JULY.  

So we turned to our only friend when the going gets rough: Facebook.  And we are in luck, within minutes of our "help, we need a turkey fryer!" status update,  we have a generous friend willing to lend us her fryer.  There is only one problem, we are missing a very important piece of the puzzle: the base.  This would most certainly come in handy when we fill this 30 quart pot with boiling water and put 20 pounds of seafood in it, because right now, it's dangerously wobbly.

Back to the drawing board.

"Maybe we could build a basket out of chicken wire or mesh?" 

(Home Depot doesn't sell chicken wire, but perhaps we can buy a screen door, cut the mesh out of it and McGyver the shit out of it?)

"What about a massive cheese cloth sling?"

(We'll need a LOT of cheese cloth, but still a viable option."

"What if we buy a 50 quart tamale steamer pot and steam everything?"

(LAST RESORT. We don't want to steam EVERYTHING...")

In the end, we settled on mesh lingere bags.  And mind you, this decision was arrived at while madly circling the home section at Macy's, talking to our mothers, friends, and asking the internet things like "home made 30 quart steamer basket?" Sounds crazy, but we imagined it would work like giant seafood tea bags steeping in hot Zatarain's  seasoned water.

And then we got the call.  A dear friend (and AMAZING chef/home entertainer/actor) had a turkey fryer. With a steamer basket. And a base. And was also kind enough to drop it off at the house. Problem solved.

The only thing left to do was keep the mussels, clams and lobsters alive until tomorrow...  

The lobsters were kept in a cooler in the kitchen wrapped in damp LA Express newspaper sheets.  The anxiety of a slow death due to lack of proper storage on our part was a real fear. They were rotated from top to bottom and the temperature of their temporary holding cell was constantly monitered.  If we were going to sentence them to their death in the name of a party (and blog post), we might as well treat them like pets.  

When party day arrived, we spent most of the morning setting up the back yard, assembling ice cream sandwiches and cleaning.  The long folding tables were covered in craft paper and littered with seafood picks, lobster crackers, cornbread baskets and plenty of tiny flags.  We were worried there wouldn't be enough chairs or enough food.  Par for the course. 

And when folks started arriving around five, we decided it was time to get cooking.  We had three stations set up: A grill station (for sugar milk corn and andouille sausage grilling) A fryer station (for clams, mussels, prawns and potatoes), and the electric chair (i.e. the kitchen, where the lobsters would be steamed and those that have a moral conflict about watching lobsters die wouldn't have a meltdown). 

Everything went off without a hitch! There were some butterflies before sending the lobsters to their death, but when you have a small army of hungry people waiting for food, getting the goods on the table takes a slight precedence over wanting to keep the lobsters as pets.

Plus they were paid for and we were ready for the kitchen to stop smelling like a damn fish market. 

We sat down at the 22 foot communal table and admired the piles of beautiful seafood in front of everyone.  No plates for this shin-dig, we just dumped everything out and let the party people fend for themselves.  

About 5 minutes in, we realized there were no prawns on the table.  Thankfully, Cat left the propane burner on so the water was still hot (super safe) and the prawns only took about 3 minutes to cook.  Yet another crisis averted.  

We throw a lot of parties.  And one thing we have come to expect (and more importantly, embrace) are the road blocks that pop up along the way.  Because no matter how much preparation goes into an event beforehand, the party gods will make sure to throw you a curveball, just to see if you're paying attention.  They don't do this to be cruel, they do this to remind you that while the food is important, the company is what most folks will remember.  

Well, that and all the illegal fireworks going off in the neighborhood ;)   

xoxoxoxoxo.

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Lazy Sunday Buttermilk Ice Cream

Making good use of leftover buttermilk is something we feel is an indispensable talent in the kitchen.  It was originally purchased to start testing a buttermilk pie, something that has intrigued us for several months now. But of course the recipe didn't call for a whole quart of buttermilk so here we are, with a bowl full of delicious buttermilk ice cream topped with crushed graham crackers. No big deal. 

And as for the buttermilk pie, that will remain in the test kitchen vault until we can make it 100% Cat and Mara tested and approved ;)

Ice cream is fairly easy to make, especially since we recently invested in the ice cream attachment for the Kitchen Aid.  However, there are millions of different ice cream recipes and we are currently wading our way through this mountain of frozen treats to find the best ones.  

This recipe is the first real winner, but the title of this blog post is slightly misleading.  If you want to have a lazy Sunday eating buttermilk ice cream, you should make this on Saturday so that the frozen custard has ample time to ripen in the freezer.  

Pairs well with Game of Thrones or new Arrested Development episodes on Netflix. 

Buttermilk Ice Cream 

adapted from Smitten Kitchen

2 C heavy cream

1 1/4 C sugar

8-12 egg yolks*

2 C buttermilk

2 teaspoons vanilla

pinch of salt

Combine heavy cream and 1 cup sugar in heavy bottomed pot or saucepan. bring to simmer over medium heat.

Whisk together remaining 1/4 cup sugar and egg yolks.  

Remove the cream mixture from the heat and slowly drizzle in egg yolks, whisking constantly to avoid curdling. Transfer the whole mixture back to the sauce pan and cook over low heat until mixture coats the back of a spoon.

Strain mixture into another bowl then whisk in buttermilk, salt and vanilla. Cool completely then freeze according to your ice cream makers directions.  

*The original recipe uses 12 egg yolks, but you can use whatever you have on hand. If you use all 12 yolks the result will indeed be creamier, richer and more luscious....but using 6-8 will taste damn good. Actually more than damn good.  But if you eat egg white omelettes every morning, then go for it.   

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Mother's Day Brunch Spread at Cat's place!

Did you take your mother to some crowded restaurant yesterday?  Was there a long wait, even though you made reservations? Did you almost wring the necks of the idiot children running rampant throughout the patio seating area? Could you feel the tension between family members who only see their mothers twice a year?  Did you end up getting drunk and telling your brother that it's about time he gets a real job?  Did you leave your poor mother in tears at the end of that awful meal?

Shame on you!

Next time skip the restaurant and make your mom a bad ass brunch!  

This was the first time in 9 years where I haven't had to work on Mother's Day.  I was always showing up late to the party after having worked the dreaded lunch shifts on Mother's Day, Father's Day and all the other appreciation days the candy/flower/power tool/greeting card companies deem essential celebrations for any human. 

And truth be told, i've never really been a brunch person, but it's an excellent excuse to day drink and isn't that what Mom really wants on her special day?  

On the Menu:

Blood Orange Mimosas

Strawberry Lemonade

Egg Souflee

Overnight French Toast Casserole

Caprese Salad

Grilled Asparagus

Roasted Potatoes

Bacon

Nap time

Movie watching

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Overnight French Toast Casserole (adapted from Epicurious)

Ingredients

1/4 C butter at room temperature

1 large loaf Challah bread

6 eggs

1 1/2 C whole milk

1/4 C sugar

2 Tablespoons maple syrup

1 teaspoon vanilla

1/2 teaspoon salt

Additional maple syrup for serving

Blueberries

Powdered sugar

Instructions

Spread butter over bottom and sides of a 9x13x2 baking pan.  Cube or tear the Challah bread into 1"- 1 1/2" pieces.  

Beat eggs, milk, sugar, syrup, vanilla and salt to blend in large bowl.

Pour mixture over bread. Make sure all the pieces are moist with egg mixture.  Use your hands to do this.  Place bread in prepared dish, cover with plastic and refrigerate overnight.  

Preheat oven to 400 degrees.  Bake for 10 minutes, stir mixture with a wooden spoon so the bread on the bottom gets a chance to be on top.  Bake for about 5 minutes longer, or until top is golden.  

Sprinkle with powdered sugar and blueberries.  Serve with warm maple syrup.

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Here is a photo of my mother in laws recipe for the Egg and Ham Soufflé, she made it the night before and after several mimosas, I had completely forgotten to ask her how she did it.

I found this hand written recipe more endearing. Happy Mother's Day to all.

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Run. Don't Walk.

Because you will need some decent cardio after making (and very likely devouring) this chocolate covered crack. Yeah, yeah I said crack. I thought it was weird too, but there's something strangely addictive about these things. I'm thinking it could very possibly have something to do with the two sticks of butter. Just maybe.

Don't judge. Don't get all bent out of shape because you're on a gluten-free-juice-and-babyfood-diet. Oh, I don't feel bad. Ok well, sort of bad. But there's also a point in life when you say, sure I could get up at 6am to go to spin class before I work a 16 hour day. Suuuuuuuuuure. OR, I can stay in bed for another two hours, soaking up some desperately needed Zzz's and snuggling with my boo. I usually choose the latter and also choose the slightly jiggly but lovingly appreciated bum.

That being said, I made these indulgent suckers because after depriving myself of sleep, fun, and carbohydrates for several weeks, I now have the shingles. (Carbs actually have nothing to do with it. Stress does.) I'm not sure it's even the chocolate I'm craving; I'm more of a savory girl than a sweets girl. I'm more craving time alone in my own kitchen cooking what I want to cook, and generally being at home performing in my favorite role: domestic goddess.

Don't do what I did. Don't deprive yourself. Don't get the shingles. Sleep in. Snuggle with your boo. Eat the chocolate. Feel better, even if it's just temporary.

But seriously though. You probably shouldn't eat too many of these chocolate caramel crackers.

I've heard about these things everywhere and the inter-web is abound with recipes. Ours is slightly adapted from David Leibovitz.

1 or 2 sleeves salted or unsalted saltines (salted is most delicious)

1 cup unsalted butter

1 cup firmly-packed light brown sugar

big pinch of sea salt

1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract

1 cup semisweet chocolate chips (or bittersweet. I used dark chocolate for the coconut version.)

1 good handful toasted sliced almonds or other nuts, shredded coconut, or smoked salt (optional, and then again... not)

1. Line a rimmed baking sheet completely with foil, making sure the foil goes up and over the edges. Cover the foil with a sheet of parchment paper.

Preheat the oven to 350F.

2. Line the bottom of the sheet with the saltines.

3. In a 3-4 quart saucepan, melt the butter and brown sugar together, and cook over medium heat, stirring, until the butter is melted and the mixture is beginning to boil. Boil for 3 minutes, stirring constantly. Remove from heat, add the salt and vanilla, and pour over the crackers, spreading with a heatproof or offset spatula.

4. Put the pan in the oven and bake for 15 minutes. As it bakes, it will bubble up but make sure it’s not burning every once in a while.

5. Remove from oven and immediately cover with chocolate chips. Let stand 5 minutes, then spread with an offset spatula.

6. If you're feeling wild, sprinkle with toasted almonds or toasted coconut or smoked salt or pistachios or something of the like. I did a toasted almond/smoked salt version and a toasted coconut version.

Let cool completely (in the freezer if you're human and just can't wait), then break into pieces and store in an airtight container.

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Mascarpone Tart with Strawberries and the Mystery of Mitt Romney

Yesterday was one of those rare Sundays when I have the time and energy to be in the kitchen all day. One of the highlights was a Strawberry Mascarpone Tart.  I also made lemon bars, and if you scroll back to January 28th you can make those too!

Mascarpone Tart with Strawberries via Sunset magazine

This tart is more like a cheesecake, but since it's half the volume of a regular cheesecake, you won't feel like you just went to Cheesecake Factory and made a really bad decision by polishing off one of their slices.

Ingredients

9 ounces chocolate wafer cookies (couldn't find them at the grocery store and substituted CHOCOLATE TEDDY GRAHAMS. Don't judge me.)

1/2 C melted butter

2 Tablespoons sugar

2 teaspoons instant espresso powder

1 pound softened mascarpone or cream cheese

1/3 C honey

1 teaspoon vanilla

2 eggs

2 Tablespoons AP flour

1/4 teaspoon salt

2 C strawberries

Preheat oven to 325 degrees. Finely crush cookies using either a food process or a rolling pin and a ziploc bag.  Pour 2 cups of crumbs into bowl and mix with melted butter, sugar, salt and espresso powder.  Press mixture evenly onto bottom and up sides of 10 inch tart pan with removable bottom. 

In a mixing bowl, beat mascarpone, honey and vanilla until smooth. Add eggs one at a time, beating well after each addition. Beat in flour and salt.

Pour filling into chocolate crust and set it on a rimmed baking sheet.  Bake until pale golden and barely set in the center when you gently shake the pan, about 30-35 minutes.  

Let cool on a rack for 30 minutes, then chill until set, at least 1 hour, or up to 1 day.

Remove rim from pan and decorate with sliced strawberries.

So here's the party about Mitt Romney.

Right before dinner was served, I ran into the son of the woman who abandoned my dog, Mitt Romney (yes that's his name if you're late to the party. We found him on election day and thought it would be funny to temporarily name him the losing candidates name and it stuck)....

So the story goes like this, they had this dog for about 8 or 9 years.  During that time he exhibited aggression toward other dogs, but nothing serious came of it.  One day he bit some lady's dog and she threatened to call the cops. So the owner decided to get rid of him. How did she get rid of the dog? She apparently gave it to someone else and that person tied him up to a fence, a few blocks down from our house.  And they made sure to remove his tags so no one would call the contact number and find the original owners.  I should also mention that he was fat, dirty, covered in fleas and his teeth we're almost black from never having been cleaned. 

Now this made me a pretty grumpy girl as I was putting the finishing touches on our spring vegetable pasta (recipe not included, don't be pissed), and it continued to bug me for the rest of the night.

I have always wondered what Mitt's life was like before he came into ours. To be honest I wonder if maybe it would have been better for his previous life to remain a mystery.  I know things could have been a lot worse for him, but it still rubs me the wrong way.  

A friend of ours told us that in his experience, dogs come to you, not the other way around. Mitt is apart of our family now, and I would have given him that whole damn tart to eat if he wasn't on a major diet because his former family made him super fat.  

Those people are idiots.  And while it doesn't excuse their mistreatment and misunderstanding of Mitt Romney, it's time to let go of the anger we have toward them.  But if those idiots didn't do what they did, we wouldn't have the coolest dog in the world. Now we just need to work on those dog aggression problems...

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Salted Caramel Brownies

Remember our unremarkable picnic?  Probably not.  The best decision we made that day was to make these brownies courtesy of Smitten Kitchen.  Seriously, these brownies are amazing and super easy to make. 

And even is your chocolate is chalky (ours was), they'll still turn out incredible.  

To fill the centers, use a teaspoon to scoop out a ditch in the middle of the brownie and fill 'er up.  Put them in the fridge for a bit so the caramel sets up a bit.  

Brownies (Smitten Kitchen)

Ingredients:

3 ounces unsweetened chocolate, chopped

1 stick unsalted butter

1 1/3 cups sugar

2 eggs

1 teaspoon vanilla

1/2 teaspoon flakey sea salt

2/3 cup flour

Heat oven to 350 degrees. Line a 8X8 pan with a parchment or foil sling. Grease that sling.

Melt chocolate and butter over medium heat in a double boiler. Let cool slightly.

Whisk in sugar, followed by one egg, then the other, then vanilla, then salt, then flour.

Pour batter into prepared pan and use a spatula to spread out to an even layer. Bake for 25-30 minutes, or until brownies are cracked on top and cake tester comes out clean.  

Once brownies are cool, or however long you can stand to wait, scoop the centers out with teaspoon and fill with caramel.  Sprinkle with additional sea salt.  

I am just going to direct you here for the dry caramel recipe. It's David Lebovitz so you can't go wrong.  Feeling a little lazy today as Mara is still in Mexico and I'm just pacing around my house until she gets back.    

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Epic Picnic Fail

It all started with this super sweet Hunger Games picnic basket.  

Cat's sister scored this from someone who worked on the film and gave it to us since she has no use for such a ridiculous item taking up valuable closet space.

We were stoked, especially since we have been dreaming about an extreme picnicking post for almost a year. We decided to set up our sweet spread at the Silverlake Meadow.  We arrived early and the sun was a bit too high in the sky for good pictures, so we waited. We soaked up some rays, talked about Catherine's impending nuptials, and scoped out all the hot Silverlake bros running shirtless with their dogs. 

And somewhere during all that, we decided what we were doing was really stupid so we packed up and went home.

 But first we took some pictures that we thought we be in keeping with the Hunger Games theme.  Spoiler Alert: they don't really have anything to do with HG other than the fact that we were outdoors.

We tried to set up the picnic in the front yard.

And then looking at this ridiculous spread and feeling completely uninspired, we just kind of gave up and started eating.

  You see, the day had been kind of half assed already.  The pasta salad was made on Sunday. The quiche was made the day before (and who the fuck wants to eat quiche on a picnic anyway) and the brownies were a total last minute decision made in the cheese store.  

We just kind of weren't feeling it today.  And while there is a certain amount of staging that goes into our posts, this just felt like it went a bit over the top.  

But we did learn some very important lessons:

1.  Rose water is best used sparingly.  (We made a Rose Lemonade that had quite a floral kick to the face.)

2.  Sometimes it's important to be honest with oneself: if it feels stupid it probably looks stupid and therefore should not be written about like it's anything worth doing.

3.  Filling brownies with salted caramel is always a good idea, but not if you're on an exercise kick.  

4. The Hunger Games are kind of last year. 'Nuf said.

Stay tuned for something more inspired (and maybe a recipe or two! what a novel idea!) when we are relieved of our pre-bikini season diets.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARA!

Welcome to our desert road trip photo album.

To celebrate Mara's 21st birthday we hit the road and headed east to Palm Springs.  There was Sun! Booze! Wind! Old People! Knives! A Mild Sickness! Hot Tubs! Cocktails! Danish People! And SO MUCH MORE.  

Below are some pics of what we did and made.  

Author's Note: We get by with a little help from our friends, which means every meal was a group effort.  We have an amazing circle of friends that are very kitchen savvy and for that we are thankful! Enjoy :) :) 

Mara did this all by herself and it didn't fall off. Hooray.

I always forget to buy a card so I scrawled a love note on this Christmas wrapping paper I had lying around. 

Mmmm....real steel.  

Mara copped some 'roons from work.

THEY WERE AMAZING.

Taro Macaroon.  Murr knows they're my favorite.

Mara telling Abe it's 10PM and we should probably start the fried chicken.

Zen in the Art of Frying.

Mmmmmm.....the recipe is from Bon Appetit, and it's amazing.  Good job, Abe. I did find one of your chest hairs in my food though. I didn't want to say anything because I like to blast people online so the shame will last longer. 

Franco German Potato Salad

Sriracha Slaw

Yes.

Breakfast. Ebelskivers with blueberry jam, lemon cream and I believe there were some cheese ones in there as well....courtesy of Chef Chase.

Beautiful Dercks, our personal trainer, cocktail mixer and salad maker.  And no matter how much fried chicken she eats you can still see her rock hard abs.

 Let's look at that salad close up.

See, we do healthy stuff sometimes.

Jesus Christ my arms got really burned.  And also the look on Abe's face.

Ummm.....someone else can clean that kitchen up.

Happy Birthday Mara!!!! XOXOXO.

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Best Trip Home Ever.

Before I left for a long over due trip to South Carolina to visit the family, I stopped by the local Barnes and Noble on a mission to buy Vegan Cookbooks.

Let’s all just calm down and take a breath.

My parents have recently gone vegan, a move mostly inspired by reading The China Study and Ultra Metabolism. I am very proud they’ve made a serious commitment to this new lifestyle, I need them to be around as long as possible because I’m sure I’ll have a lot of questions about married life.

WHICH BRINGS ME TO MY NEXT PARAGRAPH, I GOT ENGAGED! AND IT WAS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE! BUT BEFORE WE TALK ABOUT THAT LET ME TELL YOU WHAT THIS POST WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT!!!

I had been planning Vegan Post #2 for a few months, and had hoped to post something as marvelous as Mara’s experience back in Baltimore. While I did not get to slaughter a rabbit, I did cook a big vegan dinner for my family (sadly, no blood was involved.) My intention was to craft a “vegan food isn’t that bad but I still ate a shitload of ice cream afterwards with my sister” post.

I didn’t get very far because the next night my boyfriend of six years finally proposed! It was a big surprise that everyone had been holding in for weeks. So the whole family said screw the vegan diet, and we ate cake for the remainder of my trip. (Because I sure as shit ain’t celebrating my engagement with a vegan chocolate chip cookie.)

So you see this post kind of fell apart. And I’m sorry about that. I do have two recipes for you though so don’t fret. I made broccoli potato soup with whole grain croutons and bell peppers stuffed with mediterranean barley salad.

If you are someone who flirts with a vegan diet from time to time then pick up a copy of Veganomicon, it is an excellent cookbook and will impress all your hipster friends if you display it prominently on top of Thomas Keller’s Ad Hoc At Home.

I was pretty impressed with my vegan feast, but when we look back on this trip, no one is going to remember the food, and for once, that’s completely fine with me.

Broccoli Potato Soup with Fresh Herbs

2 Tablespoons Olive Oil

1 Onion diced

3 Garlic Cloves

1/2 teaspoon dried tarragon

1/2 teaspoon fresh ground black pepper (use more if you like)

1 teaspoon salt

6 cups vegetable broth (I’m not going to lie, I used chicken broth. Don’t judge me)

2 pounds russet potatoes cubed

4 cups broccoli, chopped into small florets

1/4 cup fresh dill

1/4 cup fresh mint (I didn’t use mint because the grocery store didn’t have it.)

Ancho Chile Oil for a spicy finish if you’re into that

Saute onion in olive oil until soft, about 5-7 minutes. Add garlic and cook until fragrant. Add tarragon, pepper and salt. Cook for 1 minuted longer. Add stock and potatoes. Bring to boil, then lower heat and simmer for about 15 minutes, or until potatoes are tender. Add broccoli and cook for 10-15 more minutes.

Either using an immersion blender, food processor or blender blender, puree the soup in batches. Now, I chose to puree the whole batch of soup, but you can also puree 1/3 of it or 1/2 of it to preserve some of the chunkiness. You can even strain the soup to get an even smoother consistency. Whatever floats your boat.

I finished the soup with a drizzle of chile oil and some big homemade croutons.

Mediterranean Barely Stuffed Peppers

(I made this up, so bear with me.)

For Dijon Shallot Dressing:

4 Tablespoons Sherry VInegar

1 Tablespoon Minced Shallot

1 Tablespoon Dijon Mustard

2/3 Cup Olive Oil

Salt and Peppar to taste.

Combine ingredients in tupperware container, shake it all around to emulsify. Season with salt and pepper. Set aside.

For Peppers:

Rub 6 multi colored peppers with a little bit of oil, wrap in foil and place in 350 degree over for about 15 minutes. Unwrap and let cool.

For Barley.

4 cups barely, cooked in vegetable broth.

1/2 Cup Sliced Roasted Red Peppers

1/2 Cup 1” diced cucumbers

1/2 Cup pitted kalamata olives

1/2 red onion, diced

Chopped Parsley

Let barely cool after cooking. Toss with vegetables and dressing, add dressing in two parts to avoid over dressing. Sprinkle with plenty of chopped parsley. Stuff into peppers.

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The Rainbow Cake Apology

We’ve all done things we are not proud of. The other day Mara ate a very expensive french macaron in front of a homeless man. Catherine recently backed her car into a cop car. Cat AND Mara both got too busy with their dumb jobs and and completely ignored this great project that is a constant challenge and inspiration.

We are sorry for not being there for you and we’re sorry for second guessing ourselves.

But all that is going to change soon. Because something happened while we were knee deep in dough rolling, espresso making hell. Some of you kept bugging us about not posting. Which means that someone is reading all this jibberjabber. Which also means we need to get our shit together because something is working here. In the midst of all the running around from job to job we both realized that we were missing the whole point of why we had each gotten new jobs in the first place. We were trying to legitimize our cooking experience so that we were more than just experienced home cooks. We wanted more clout and respect from the supposed “real” chefs who cook professionally. A few months into our insanity of bouncing back and forth six to seven days a week between money making job and passion/learning curve job, we realized we were missing the whole point of this new journey because we didn’t have time to work out new skills on our own projects. We were learning a bit, sure but not making as much progress in other people’s kitchens as we do in our own. We also both realized that we need to have more confidence in our skills because we are talented (new year’s resolution self affirmation!) and it’s not about what other people think. This is our own path and we need to stick to it so that we can see the evolution.

We’re sorry. We got distracted being mindless worker bees and weren’t giving you the attention you needed and weren’t giving ourselves the chance to succeed at something we love to do.

So we baked a cake, a showstopper cake. A cake to win over disapproving in-laws, dazzle curmudgeonly coworkers, celebrate a gay wedding or perhaps use as a tool to beg forgiveness for your transgressions. Of which we have none.

It is not advised to make this cake alone. We didn’t realize what exactly we had gotten ourselves into until we were in the throws of rainbow overload. But the reasons you shouldn’t bake this cake alone are the same reasons we love cooking together. Because not only will there be an outrageous number of dishes to do, but you’ll need someone to consult with when weighing out batter, tinting the multi-colored tiers and deciding just the right ratio of filling to layers. More importantly, there’s so much love that goes into this cake, it’s something you’ll want to share as you slice into the stark white frosting to reveal quite possibly the greatest rainbow you’ve ever seen.

We’ve pulled out all the stops for you. We are sorry. Sorry to you. Sorry to us. Sorry to our boyfriends who have been near starving since we’ve stopped recipe testing at home.

Enjoy this virtual cake then go make it for someone special and watch the look on their face when they cut into the big plain white frosted mass and see what’s hiding inside.

Rainbow Cake, recipe via Whisk Kid, adapted slightly

http://www.whisk-kid.com/2009/08/say-it-with-cake.html

You will have to make this recipe twice, unless you have a large capacity stand mixer. This is where your baking partner comes in, so this is the final warning about making this cake by yourself.

Ingredients:

2 sticks butter, room temperature

2 1/3 cups sugar

5 egg whites, room temperature

2 teaspoons vanilla

3 cups flour

4 teaspoons baking powder

1/2 teaspoon salt

1 1/2 cups milk, room temperature

Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple food coloring. We used a mixture of both gel and liquid.

Preheat oven to 325. Gather as many 8 or 9 inch cake pans as you can find. Prepare appropratie sized parchment circles to line the bottom of the pans. (Don’t skip this step!) Grease and flour.

Sift together flour, baking powder and salt.

In the bowl of your stand mixer, cream sugar and butter until light and fluffy. Add egg whites one at a time. Add vanilla and mix until fully incorporated. Alternating between wet and dry, add the milk and flour mixture in two parts. 

Divide the batter among six bowls.  We weighed out 18 ounces of batter for each layer. (If you don’t have a kitchen scale, you can use a ruler to measure how far the batter goes up the side of the cake pan.)

Tint your layers the colors of the rainbow.

Pour into prepared pans and bake for a total of 20-30 minutes, rotate pans after 15 minutes, front to back top to bottom.

***We lowered our over temperature for this recipe to fight the cake's urge to dome when baking. It worked out great, and we only had to do a minimal amount of trimming.

Remove from oven and let cool on cooling rack.

Wrap layers individually and freeze for at least a half hour.

In the mean time, make frosting.

7-Minute Frosting (aka Marshmallow Fluff) from America’s Test Kitchen

Ingredients

1 1/2 cups sugar

2 egg whites

6 tablespoons cold water

1 1/2 tablespoons light corn syrup

1/4 teaspoon cream of tarter

pinch salt

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

Combine first 6 ingredients in bowl of a stand mixer. Set that bowl over a saucepan of barely simmering water (you can use another bowl if your stand mixer bowl won’t fit over your favorite saucepan) Make sure water does not touch bottom of said bowl

Heat mixture while whisking constantly until it reaches 160 degrees. This could take as long as 10-12 minutes. Make sure your thermometer isn’t going to crap out on you (THANKS SUR LA TABLE).

Remove bowl from heat and whip on medium speed until soft peaks form. About 5-7 minutes.

Add vanilla, increase speed to medium high and whip until stiff peaks form. If you can hold the bowl upside down and nothing moves, you've achieved stiff peaks. Keep at room temperature until you are ready to frost the cake.

Lemon Cream Filling (optional, but strongly encouraged) straight from Dorie Greenspan.

This frosting is a bit too slick to layer in between the cakes. We decide to use lemon cream instead. This really brightened up the cake and paired very nicely with the frosting. Super simple and keeps well in the fridge.

Ingredients

1 cup sugar

Grated zest of 3 lemons

4 large eggs

3/4 cup fresh lemon juice (about 4-5 lemons)

2 sticks plus 5 tablespoons room temperature unsalted butter, cut into tablespoon size pieces

Make sure you have: instant read thermometer, strainer, and either blender or food processor at the ready.

Bring a few inches of water to simmer in a saucepan, set a heatproof bowl over it, without letting the bottom of the bowl come in contact with the water.

Rub sugar and zest together until sugar forms clumps and smells very fragrant. Place in the bowl which is sitting on the saucepan and whisk in eggs followed by lemon juice.

Cook until cream reaches 180 degrees, whisking the whole time. Be patient, it could take as long as 10 minutes. Cream will begins to thicken and leaves tracks from the whisk as it gets closer to 180 degrees.

Remove cream from bowl and strain it into a blender or food processor. Let the cream cool down to about 140 degrees.

Turn machine on high and add the butter about 5 pieces at a time. Scrape down sides of container as needed. Once all the butter is in, continue to mix for 3 minutes to get the light, airy texture of lemon cream heaven.

Put the cream in a container and press a piece of plastic wrap against the surface and chill for at least 4 hours.

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Tamale Therapy

One unusually blustery December night in Los Angeles, after a 9 hour shift in the bakery, I was lucky enough to come home to my Mara and another friend knee deep in tamale heaven.  Now, it had been a particularly hard week for me.  I was fatigued, frustratrated and feeling the pressures of another holiday season, not to mention boyfriend was out of town, work was insane and the dog needed more love.    

Venting my frustrations through our nightly text message-a-thons, Mara volunteered to come over the next day with our dear friend Sabrina and walk the dog while I was at work, and then when I got home she would teach me the art of her grandmother's tamales.  

Excellent. Dog Walked. Dinner made. Help was on the way.  

Now, the only thing Mara had asked me to get was lard and alcohol. (Neither of which I questioned, that's a pretty standard request from either one of us on any given day.)  In all honesty, I had no idea how tamales were even made but those two ingredients always sounds like a party to me.

Mara periodically texted me throughout the day to tell me about the various stages of fillings and preparations, but when I walked into the house with a wine carrier full of alcohol, I wasn't quite prepared for the transformation my kitchen had undergone.  

  Every square inch of counter space was in use and every burner occupied.  Sabrina was making guacamole, our friend Hannah had just arrived, Mara was working on filling #2, chicken in a red chile sauce and #3, chipotle chicken. Filling #1, pulled pork with salsa verde, had already been made earlier in the day, and I think Sabrina was a bit taken aback at how much of that pork I ate before we formed our tamale assembly line. Corn husks were soaking in all sorts of containers in the sink and the dog was eagerly waiting for his fair share.

Once all the fillings were prepared, it was time to start assembling.  We had stuffed 3 large pots with tamales and while we were waiting for them to steam (an excruciating hour  and a half) we couldn't help but thinking, as we were surveying the mountain of tamales we still had left to steam, "there has to be another way to do this!".

Mara here- I have to butt in. Catherine then had the GENIUS idea of steaming the tamales in a a large roasting pan which is the greatest innovation in recent Cat & Mara history. You'd think Catherine had been steaming tamales with her Abuelita all her life. After wrapping the rack in foil and poking a few holes for steam, we piled the remaining tamales onto our homemade steamer basket, threw some water in there, wrapped it up with plastic wrap and then a layer of foil and popped it in the oven.  If we were smarty pants from the get-go we could have actually put all 20 dozen or so tamales in two roasting pans and polished them off in one fell swoop. We'll know better next time. 

And as the dura-flame log dwindled down (and didn't really provide that much warmth, and probably make another hole in the ozone layer), we divvied up our bags and called it a night.

Our freezers are now stuffed with tamales to last us until spring, at which point we will have to ban ourselves from eating lard every week for the sake of our now bulging bikini bodies.  

As I mentioned earlier, I don't particularly care for the holidays.  But if big girl holidays mean I get to make tamales at least once a year, then count me in. Just don't expect me to get you any damn presents.  Other than something stuffed into a corn husk, that is.  

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"A while back I wanted to be an NFL football player. I decided I'd rather be an organic farmer instead."

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Persimmon Party.

I'll admit it. I didn't know what a persimmon was. And I'm not alone because when I announced to my friends and family that my new home has two persimmon trees on the lot, the response usually went something like: 

"Oh my god that's amazing! What are persimmons again?"

Upon further research, I discovered our persimmons are of the Fuyu variety, squat, tomato shaped deep orange fruits.  

They taste kind of like a cross between an apple and a pear. And we picked the prime time to move, since these persimmons are in season from October until December.  Hooray for us.

I made Mara pick them because I'm lazy and she has a better fruit picking profile than I do. Look at that cute nose!

So what the hell are we going to do with all these? Well the boyfriends had fun using them during batting practice one afternoon. And the new dog, Mitt Romney, likes to gnaw on the ones that hang lowest to the ground.  But for practical culinary applications, we decided to bake a cake.  And since we can never follow the rules, we have smashed together three different recipes to create a particularly fabulous Cinnamon Persimmon Coffee Cake.

It was the perfect way to ring in Cat and Mara's first recipe in the new kitchen.  And Mara did an excellent job figuring out where everything is stored in the new kitchen.  That's a great test of friendship, if you ask me.

Now we used a bundt pan for this cake, and had a bit of overflow...so if you have several bundt pans to choose from in your kitchen, make sure you use the one that has higher sides and a deeper cone. If you don't, just put a sheet pan under it, and while the cake is cooling you and your best friend can eat all the cake that is on the side of the pan and hide that amateur mistake from all your friends.

They would hate you if they knew the truth.  

Cinnamon Persimmon Coffee Cake with Crumble Topping

Adapted from Sunset Magazine, Smitten Kitchen and America's Test Kitchen

For the Cake:

3 cups chopped persimmons

2 3/4 cups flour

1 tablespoon baking powder

1 teaspoon salt

1 teaspoon cloves

1 teaspoon cinnamon

1/2 teaspoon nutmeg

1 cup vegetable oil

2 cups sugar

1/4 cup orange juice

2 1/2 teaspoons vanilla

4 eggs

handful or raisins or walnuts, if you have any lying around

For the Crumble:

1/2 cup flour

1/2 cup brown sugar

1/4 teaspoon cinnamon

4 tablespoons unsalted butter, softened

Combine all ingredients in a bowl and mix until it resembles coarse crumbs. Set aside.

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Grease a bundt or tube pan.

Combine all crumble ingredients in a bowl and mix until it resembles coarse crumbs. Set aside.

In another bowl sift together flour, baking powder and salt.

In another bowl toss chopped persimmons with cloves, cinnamon, and nutmeg.  

Find another bowl and whisk together oil, orange juice, sugar and vanilla.  

Mix wet ingredients into the dry, and then add the eggs one at a time. Fold in walnuts or raisins. 

Pour half the batter into prepared pan. Spread half the persimmon mixture on top.  

Pour remaining batter over the persimmons and arrange remaining persimmons on top.  

Generously sprinkle crumb topping over final layer of persimmons, and bake cake for 1 hour 30 minutes.  

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Mercury Rules

These past weeks have been crazy for both Cat and Mara and there seems to be some strange shift in the tides. I know we’ve both been feeling it (albeit, separately for various reasons). Isn’t Mercury shifting into retrograde? What with various moves, job switches, trips, and general difficulty in managing the whole LIFE thing, Cat & Mara hasn’t been more than a fleeting idea in the past few weeks.

I killed a bunny.

Way to reel in there, huh?

Yeah I killed a bunny. Well, I aided in the killing of a bunny. I want to say it in the most basic terms but I don’t want to mistake that with disrespect for the act I carried out. Quite the opposite: I have even more respect for where my food comes from than I did before. But why go so far? I can’t really say why I felt compelled to get so up close and personal with the food chain. I think it’s because lately I’ve been feeling this overwhelming desire to somehow legitimize this whole food thing for myself. Sure, I can cook and I know a ton about food but beyond my own kitchen I am really just hobbyist. But I want to dig deeper and show myself as more of a professional whateveritwillbe. I think I hear a New Year’s Resolution coming on...

The long and short of it is that since abruptly selling my car in August, I’ve had a few variously successful experiences that have opened my eyes to some fresh life opportunities that I never really thought existed and now I am knee-deep in yet another quarter life crisis, trying to find “the right path”. Here we go again! So after a near-religious experience in Utah, and some culinary inspiration in Baltimore, I am juuuuust about ready to make some hard life decisions that will inevitably alter the outcome of my future- very hopefully for the better, but possibly for the worse. I won’t know until I do it and time is ticking away.

I took a trip home in the middle of October and it was the first time I had been in Baltimore during the Autumn months in several years. It was absolutely beautiful with the leaves turning various shades of red, yellow, and orange. It was unseasonably warm but in the evenings there was the slightest crispness in the air- just enough to justify a few hearty family dinners. This trip was eventful in many ways: in the most basic and completely cliche way, it was a symbolic trip in that it marked the end of several things. It certainly marked the end of summer, and another passing year seeing my siblings grow out of the children that I left several years ago and into young, bright individuals. It was very likely the last time I spent time with a close family member before they passed. And it was over this trip that I slaughtered, butchered, and cooked a small game animal. I did not do this alone: I could not have done it without the guidance of my sister, Alex, who actually raises these rabbits in her quite impressive garden. It’s really more than just a garden, given how well her vegetables flourish in her small plot of land right smack dab in the middle of Baltimore City. She has a gorgeous array of tomatoes, kale, hops, broccoli, herbs, peppers, and rabbits that she has been eating from all summer. I was so proud of her for taking care of such a beautiful space: she is such an inspiration to me. The entire trip was like a culinary adventure together. She showed me her recently canned tomatoes and pickled peppers from her garden and taught me how to process the rabbit. I cooked for her and we shared new recipes. Together we picked the last green tomatoes from our ailing grandmother’s overgrown garden and brought them home to pickle, quietly in hopes of preserving the memory of her and her cooking. I will never forget this trip back to Baltimore. It is the first time, since I moved away over eight years ago, that I didn’t want to leave. And with all of these experiences brought a desire to bring more meaning to my life in Los Angeles, whether I continue on here or try life in another place. I can’t say what the outcome will be right now, but I have a few ideas. The goal for the next few weeks is to figure out a rough plan to get back on some kind of track and keep moving forward with life in a positive way. Ideas, suggestions and decisions being made for me are always welcome. But until then...

We will now return to regularly scheduled programming, (i.e. a word from Ms. Ventura) when she resurfaces from her own current version of a quarter life crisis. Stay tuned. 

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